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#1 Bartster

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 08:01 PM

A few days ago, I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blond woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up
and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
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#2 garmanma

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 08:09 PM

Shoulda seen it coming :thumbsup:
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Posted 15 January 2009 - 09:38 PM

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 10:37 PM

haha Ya got me.. I was like 710? Hum. *Click link* Oh dear gawd. lol
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 01:11 AM

:thumbsup:

"Ototo'i wa usagi o mita no...Kino wa shika...Kyo wa anata." -Kotomi Ichinose (Clannad) [see below for translation]
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 02:45 PM

bah, took me until clicking the link to figure it out. i suck.

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 03:47 PM

As a blond, I find this highly... erm, you know... that word where you feel insulted... umm. Insulted!

Yeah. That's how I feel, about this joke. :thumbsup:

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 04:09 PM

I don't have an 710 thingie on my older chevy van. I guess I lost it long ago?
My new vehicle doesn't have one either. And my mechanic can't find one either on either?

Is a 'check engine' light indicative of such? [giggle]

/Edit: I've been a blond my whole life. Now, I'm a white blond - naturally.....

Edited by KoanYorel, 16 January 2009 - 04:14 PM.

The only easy day was yesterday.

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 04:15 PM

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 06:31 PM

How can you tell when a blond has been using your computer?






There's Whiteout all over the screen
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 06:44 PM

How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?











There's writing on the white-out.

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 06:45 PM

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order?

Edit// It should have said "they" not "she".....

Edited by KoanYorel, 16 January 2009 - 06:50 PM.

The only easy day was yesterday.

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 07:30 PM

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Posted 16 January 2009 - 08:20 PM

Too bad, so sad. I have a bag of M&M's for you to order up?

You may not eat any, but I bet you can't alphabetize them? Few can in five minutes the accepted time line.
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 08:50 PM

Don't get mad Amazing Andrew, get even...

Question: What do brunettes miss about a great party?

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Answer? The Invitation! :thumbsup:

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