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If Your Operating System Were A Religion?


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#1 Neerdygeeek

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:56 AM

Hola,

if your operating system were a religion, which would it be?

Windows = Catholicism or Branch Dividian?

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 11:12 AM

Windows Vista = Satanism

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 11:29 AM

If Windows were a religion, I would be an atheist.
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 12:41 PM

If Windows were a religion, I would be an atheist.
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Ahahahaha

I dunno... Windows + Ubuntu = ???


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Posted 08 May 2008 - 02:52 PM

The MacOS would have to be agnostic

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 09:33 PM

*nix (currently Ubuntu, but I do play in BSD and other Linux Distros) so according to the masses I'm in a cult (or a satanist if you're Bill Gates)

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Posted 09 May 2008 - 01:30 PM

Windows is the State Religion. People use it because it's "what everyone else does" and using something else might get you labeled a "radical" or "dangerous fringe element." Led by Pope Bill I.

Unix is the religion of the ancients, upon which all other religions have built. Led by Bishops Ken, Dennis, and Douglas.

Linux is a modern incarnation of the ancient religion, formed after the schism of 1990 over what to feed the hamster. Led by Keeper of the Hamster Linus I.

BSD is the other half of the schism of 1990. Led by Grand Marshal of the Hamster Bill Joy.

MacOS wants to be the State Religion, even though at its core it's still BSD. Only works in certain, specially designed, chapels. Led by Supreme Pontiff Steve I.

DOS is a dead religion that was once the State Religion. In the beginning, Windows was only a branch of this faith; it has now been superseded by Windows as the Official Faith. Led bya non-corporeal condensation of evil, named "Happy."

Edited by Amazing Andrew, 09 May 2008 - 01:37 PM.


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Posted 09 May 2008 - 05:53 PM

Andrew that was absolutely amazing and very funny as well. :thumbsup:

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Posted 11 December 2008 - 07:14 PM

If Windows were a religion, I would be an atheist.
John


You're probably right. It's about as annoying as an athiest. lol j/k

Windows Vista = Satanism

Ah Crap! I'm running a Satanist System!

NOTHING IN THE WORLD MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!

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Edited by mikerox, 11 December 2008 - 07:17 PM.

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 01:50 AM

Hola,

if your operating system were a religion, which would it be?

Windows = Catholicism or Branch Dividian?

NeerdE


Which would it be .......... I would prefer to JUST BAN IT !!! thumbsup: :thumbsup: :flowers: Anyway Windows was, "CORRUPTED" right from its inception .Aren't there too many religions on this planet in the first place. Do we need another one ? Doesn't Windows spread infections WORLDWIDE :trumpet: Does Windows OS bring a smile on your face every morning ?.MONOPOLISM Sucks !!!

Edited by sandyy, 12 December 2008 - 02:01 AM.


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Posted 12 December 2008 - 03:31 PM

I figure Macs are Buddhists. Isolated gurus who seclude themselves in aescetic simplicities in order to achieve oneness of function with their environment, in the hopes of achieving enlightenment. And they know kung-fu.

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 04:30 PM

If Linux were a religion a lot of people would choose it lol. Completely free and community oriented..

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 01:40 PM

If Windows were a religion, I would be an atheist.
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I'm with jgweed on this. But I would still cling to my Ubuntu, even if it were a religion. :thumbsup:

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 04:48 PM

All hail the mighty and righteous 'Buntu! :thumbsup:

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