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New Element Found!


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#1 dc3

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Posted 11 October 2007 - 12:52 AM

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a
new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced
the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Governmentium. Governmentium (Gv) has one
neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant
deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause an action that would
normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's
mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will
cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

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Posted 11 October 2007 - 02:32 AM

Wow! I wonder if it will be useful for something...
But why they didn't choose a different name? :thumbsup:
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Posted 11 October 2007 - 08:23 AM

But why they didn't choose a different name? :flowers:



"buttholium" has already been used?

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