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Arrr , It Be International Talk Like A Pirate Day


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#1 no one

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 04:15 AM

Avast ye me mateys, It be a fine day to Talk like a pirate Posted Image

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 06:39 AM

Quality stuff, I remember this last year when my girlfriend told me that her company's Christmas party would be theme based - Pirates. When I told her that there was such a thing as Pirate Day, she thought I was mad! In any case I rigged up a website to display our fun and frollocks at the party.

This is the UK's headquarters to talk like a pirate is here and there is a video on youtube to show you how to talk like a Pirate linky

Hope all links work, not tried as there blocked here at work! :thumbsup:
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Posted 19 September 2007 - 07:32 AM

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 08:21 AM

Do you know what kind of a ship wreck shivers on the bottom of the sea? A nervous wreck! Arrrr

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 08:32 AM

another joke like that dc3 and yee'll be keel hauled afore ye walks the plank....arrgghhh and shiver me timbers

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 08:52 AM

Ahoy, my hearties, Here's yet another joke for ye:

Q: Why are Pirates called Pirates?
A: Because they Arrgghh!!

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 08:42 PM

Shiver me timbers, what a marvelous idee! Why, I think we ortin' ta do this ever' tide! :thumbsup:

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 09:04 PM

Arrggh! Oy there and avast Mateys!

Q. Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?

A. Because booty is only shin deep!

Anyone bring any Pirate Juice? arrgh?

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 10:48 PM

A soldier meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The soldier notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch.

"How did you end up with a peg leg?" he asks.

The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" says the soldier. "What about your hook?"

"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."

"Incredible. How’d you get the eye patch?"

"A grapefruit squirted in my eye," the pirate replies.

"You lost your eye to grapefruit juice?"

"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the new hook."

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Posted 20 September 2007 - 11:13 AM

Little Johnny is trick or treating and comes to Mrs. Wilson's house where she greats him at the door, "my Johnny but what a fine pirate you make, but where are your buccaneers?", to which Johnny replied "under me bucking hat". :thumbsup:

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 04:43 PM

Quoting SNL


Ahoy matey's, don your brow for Ryan Saaaaaaarrrrrrsssgaaard. ARRRGH!



This isn't exactly right I'm sure but Ryan Sarsgaard on SNL a while back with the pirate sketch was hilarious.




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