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I seldom post outside of the Software & Hardware section, but I read this in another thread and thought it was to good not to pass along! Hope you enjoy it!
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something tha t could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Joke... Bridge to Hawaii!
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 07:31 PM
War produces veterans, wounded both physically and mentally. They have sacrificed for us.....and it is now our job to help these veterans, as they have already helped us in ways we will never know, in ways that we cannot fathom, and in ways that we take granted every day.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 07:33 PM
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 11:05 PM
Love it!!
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While outer events might make one happy or sad, happiness itself is entirely internal, and at all times completely within one's power.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 11:14 PM
That's funny!
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 08:31 AM
Fantastic!
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"Chance favors the prepared mind." -Louis Pasteur
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 08:38 AM
So when's this thing going to be fully functional, I haven't been to the mainland since I was a kid.
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 09:04 AM
"In a world where you can be anything, be yourself." ~ unknown
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"Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it. – Will Smith
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 09:06 AM
Pretty good. Hope God doesn't mind.
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 03:07 PM
Why did you have to reveal my story, Steve? By the way I must add there is a $25.00 USD Toll on that bridge. I gotta pay for gas in my Harley somehow.
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Posted 24 May 2007 - 09:03 AM
Sure you can park here, why not. $25, since you are collecting from the toll.
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Posted 24 May 2007 - 09:36 AM
Good one Steve!!!!
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