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Posted 12 May 2007 - 11:33 PM
If we "won", George Bush's approval rating would soar and everything would be fine in the Middle East. Which would be rather wonderful, because then the U.S. soldiers could come home (yay) and there would be much fewer casualties.
What if you could see flatulence?
What if you could see flatulence?
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 07:30 PM
Chilli houses would go out of business?
No such thing as spicy food?
The White House would be permanently shrouded in "fog"?
What if you found $1,000,000 dollars, unmarked, on the side of the road?
No such thing as spicy food?
The White House would be permanently shrouded in "fog"?
What if you found $1,000,000 dollars, unmarked, on the side of the road?
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 08:48 PM
I'd turn it in to the nearest police station.
What if you woke up one day and saw in 2-D?
What if you woke up one day and saw in 2-D?
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 09:40 AM
I'd start running around looking for walking mushrooms and koopas. Then I'd likely die with my head stuck in a green tube that I shoved into the ground.
What if it really did rain cats and dogs?
What if it really did rain cats and dogs?
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Posted 15 May 2007 - 10:53 AM
We'd all end up with Fleas!! and fur balls!! What if you could just snap your fingers and have anything you wanted, what would be the #1 important thing that you'd want??
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 01:31 PM
Besides an Aston Martin?! Instant brotherhood and community between all people of the World. I think we can really make progress as Human Beings if we can ever figure out how to love one another.
What if you knew you were immortal?
Instant brotherhood and community between all people of the World. I think we can really make progress as Human Beings if we can ever figure out how to love one another. What if you knew you were immortal?
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"Chance favors the prepared mind." -Louis Pasteur
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 01:37 PM
Well.... After the first week or so of running around like an idiot doing... what-ever: I'd likely find a way to use it for profit. That way I could live the outrageous, exiting life that everyone desires... well... I do anyways. Maybe I'm still too young.
Or I could become a super hero, fly to Iraq and take care of the whole thing single handedly.
What if the president turned out to be a robot?
Or I could become a super hero, fly to Iraq and take care of the whole thing single handedly.
What if the president turned out to be a robot?
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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:32 AM
Then it could truthfully be said that he had a screw loose!!
What if we had a way to start colonizing other planets, would you go?
What if we had a way to start colonizing other planets, would you go?
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Posted 18 May 2007 - 09:51 AM
I would go if it was quicker than the estimated time it would take to get to Gleesa.
What if google got shut down?
What if google got shut down?
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Posted 18 May 2007 - 10:41 AM
Then hopefully the practice of storing data on millions of unsuspecting internet users would cease.
What if tomorrow there was no more readily available electricity?
What if tomorrow there was no more readily available electricity?
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"Chance favors the prepared mind." -Louis Pasteur
"If a man does his best, what else is there?" -George S. Patton
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Posted 18 May 2007 - 02:14 PM
I would call my uncle. He has half of his house running on home-made windmills connected to car batteries. Then I would have a legitimate reason to say good bye to electric bills forever!
Until the world as we know it economically collapses.... then we'd all be screwed.
What if you saw a large group of people with this expression stuck on their faces?
Until the world as we know it economically collapses.... then we'd all be screwed.
What if you saw a large group of people with this expression stuck on their faces?
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Posted 18 May 2007 - 10:16 PM
I'd wonder what the heck was going on and get out of there as fast as I could... anything that can manage to entice that many people can't be good.
What if you could stretch like rubber?
What if you could stretch like rubber?
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 04:05 AM
Then I'd never have to walk again.
What if you was blue?
What if you was blue?
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 05:56 PM
I'd join the circus, and the Blue Man Group, give them both a new meaning, and become filthy rich.
What if something happened to the atmosphere that made all metals extremely brittle?
What if something happened to the atmosphere that made all metals extremely brittle?
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 07:44 PM
Cars and other machines would probably not be as usable. And my cereal spoon might break while I was eating breakfast... but people could pretend to be really strong by snapping huge bars of metal in half!
What if the air were so polluted that people had to breathe out of bottled air?
And my cereal spoon might break while I was eating breakfast... but people could pretend to be really strong by snapping huge bars of metal in half! What if the air were so polluted that people had to breathe out of bottled air?
--Even if I were reborn a thousand times it would not be enough to experience the world. Life is beautiful--
