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 Jul 24 2007, 06:53 AM
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 -In Training-  Group: Members Posts: 1,196 Joined: 26-February 07 From: Vladivostok Member No.: 114,097  |
The next day he went to the dentist for a real good drilling of his incisors and found out that he was no longer capable of having hard food unless he took a nitrous oxide blast up his nostrils and his voice blurred until he passed out cold. When he awoke, he noticed his left kidney was on his right, and vice-versa, whilst he felt the whole of his esoterically arcane existence fade before his precious blue-vein cheese. In the meantime, thunder clouds were menacingly rolling in, then he heard someone faintly calling, “Where are you?” He couldn't quite grasp the meaning, so he continued to be a nuisance and avoid anything to do. Angrily, the voice in his head screamed, "Come into the plasma vortex and give me the gigawatt capacitator so I can stink up the entire earth." Lobsterman, still busy doing all the things forbidden by law, began to count his insy weensy puppies that barked with an enormous sound that made the house shake. He thought of a solution to keeping "Poutine" hot but could not leave it alone and refused to go any further into the deepest pool of the black pearl dolphin. So instead he reversed his course thinking of the little pretty sparkly stars which he saw during the time he was incarcerated in the dark prison camp, which was rat infested, and gave the chimpanzee who walked beside him a diamond ring. He also gave the baby flamingo a fist full of noodles because he knew he had information on the person that was interested in hidden treasures that would bring him glorious arrays of melted cheese, which he needed for his prairie dogs. Then <he> went to the porta potty with the Sears electric drill gun Catalog, and the chimpanzee took the drill and inserted it into the predrilled pilot hole inside foojiwalamon, the monkey who was patiently waiting for Master Koliarmowisaka to reveal the map only Foojiwalamon could know about. Moreover, this seems confusing, Master Koliarmowisaka had more than enough time to think about the consequences, but refused to see Foojiwalamon because he has to experience the Moonjipkalibog then make sushi for Master Koliarmowisaka while looking at Master's stomach's encryptions and still be able to hear the sounds which summon the map. He began to travel towards Moonjipkalibog with a sword, some bananas, a blender, and a enchanted stuffed teddy. Using the banana, to conceal the predrilled pilot hole, he proceeded to-wards Moonjipkalibog knowing that in no uncertain terms he went to trial for murdering the fearsome Glifdagworblmn so he cartwheeled to the horizon where he encountered the Gates to Moonjipkalibog. When he saw the armoured Fyndilskilwips peeled a banana, he panicked and swallowed the rind. Somehow they had a large throat conjoined, and tryed with a big ear piercing screech that made him cry out for mommy to make...them stop, they all went back and charged. Foojiwalamon turned around and fired a rocket so high up that it whent for a spin as it crashed against one yeti who stood and eat a banana. The fyndilskilwips caught a bird with their lances stabbing, and a bullet suddenly grazed past. the cat fish holding the gun, shot the musketeer riding the yeti beneath under water and to his thought he said "byeeee" and vanished. At the same time Foojiwalamon sneaked drunkly in the wooden cabin where a sharpshooter was hiding behind a 1mm thick toilet where he was eating ice cream , chocolate ice cream with colorful sprinkles when he saw the biggest ugliest spider he had ever witnessed playing monoply dressed as a shimmering green broach about to pop out of the closet when suddenly he saw an even larger cockroach running straight into the box Full of dynamites where he started to fart uncontrollably. and so the roach was surrounded with ignited dynamites blowing him clear above of the glass shower door He then scurried thru a crack that was hairy and smell alot with flies dancing around him while he nestled himself into the warm dark and damp muskiness that he so carefully sought when injured so he could be recuperate and think about his flatulence. Suddenly he turned and saw No One sniffing the air with his nose to sniff out the vulgair odeur of fermented armpits knowing the spider would be gassed and could not avoid any other confrontation with those sneakily conspiring groups , he went to trying to destroy every single crate greasy black bananas decorated with fermented grapes that were left behind by the pickle people while the were seven mouldy giants chasing quickly after Iodine because she at home fighting two big goblins with spiked clubs and leather whips that had a bunch of feathers until a guy named Commander Gman! Commander GMan decided to wear a pair of neon incredibly tight and magical, which allowed him to turn into a lady The transformation was so incredible that he was asked to marry the air of dust -------------------- It's cold in here... |
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Jul 24 2007, 07:04 AM
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-In Training- Group: Members Posts: 1,196 Joined: 26-February 07 From: Vladivostok Member No.: 114,097 |
=====================Chapter 4"What happened to Gman's vacation smile.gif"=====================
Cozy gave Fozzie Gmans shotgun because Fozzie wanted to pawn if for getting some of Iodine's nasty wig in order to sleep because he was busy to much drinking soda forcing him to pee like a drunken lizzard while looking for his ear hairs that Iodine had in her armpits looking like a sasquatches butt crack which apparently was infested with fleas that smelled like toasted green meatballs that Cozy loved since her experience of having a having supper with giant sasquatches whom are Fozzie's Friends When Fozzie heard that the sasquatches kidnapped Umbrella,Fozzie immediately came to the rescue with all saddles blazing wearing bright pink leatards with sequins At the same time Gman came pumped up to scrub down Iodines armpits with melted butter with a raiserblade so sharp that it could slice cherry pits in three parts like cheesecake slices. So Fozzie carefully looked around and and saw Umbrella being taken away in a shiny box full off circus fleas that were crawling all around the dung in the dung were two tiny planets, which could only she could put the man's hotdogs in a barbecue eaten by little furry gremlins which were Fozzie's and Gman's favorite least liked creatures because they always jump over Cozy and chase after Umbrella down the river because she had punched Iodine So then Iodine fired a gun which backfired and pierced Umbrella's head Luckily her head smashed fozzie's and bounced off of the bricks. So then Gman started spitting in Iodine's eye to try and fry it for a midnight snack then Iodine bit Gmans nose and Cozy bit Fozzie's left ear who than grabbed by Umbrella so she could reach Fozzie's ultra-sized shotgun Because she was so much infactuated that if she didn't get it she would immediately fall over and eat Commander Gman's mysterious meat sandwich. When PVMultimedia heard that his beloved wife was brutally licked by smilies,Fozzie ran like a cheese rolling guy in WWII whom smelled like apple juice and week old barbecued hard boiled eggs and made sure that Iodine was in big trouble because of her absence here in making sure that Fozzie benefits over his very nice brand new deal which he glaadfully gave to Gman after receiving a panties on his Sale,Iodine went down the road to fetch a pail of water which he than had to go around & around he then did a cartwheel down the hill where he dropped Umbrellas magical thumb that had spikes going all around that interfered with her unusual habit of bopping people backwards which was hard to get because every time she tried it, she squeaks loud and burps so harshly that the people are fascinated and gape in hole she called "The Umbrella Maneuver". by her Flatulence!!!!!! So after that,she went to the flea market to buy some toenail fungus ointment and ate some jellybeans soaked in lots of tapeworms While doing that Gman got promoted to the head!! and sailed the Big cruiser to the mysterious island full of Treasures . =====================Chapter 5 "The Island"================================================ he first decided to pull down the big map which was soaked with algae then licked it clean so that nobody Can touch it In the meantime Fozzie and Iodine raced to the Ninja Turtles sewer to become a sludge goblin that had a very bad case of fever so Umbrella sprung into action right away and hasted to the Armory where she grabbed the biggest largest humongous Spear of asparagus she could lay her hands on without even touching it because the gloves Are not Touching+it since she leftem And wore it again ina crazed fit She held it tight to'er chest crying and so Gman removed all the staples & nails because he felt bad that Umbrella was treated like a human pincushion. so Gman then used a magical wand to undo everything and back right were we started Once upon a time Iodine jumped into the depths Of Dante's Peak wondering whether the Volcano would errupt Moreover Iodine cracked and fell down and laughed hysterically to the depths of the glow-in-the-dark toe licking hippopotamuses wallowing in pits of strawberry jello Then Gman whent around the volcano to meet up with the Kookiest Cuckoo tribe leader to try to Attend the greatest party ever held in the interior of a computer!! And so the programs danced and sing,drank some digital whiskey and wine until their circuits got cut out and so the fun had ended so Gman had to make a ribbon out of the wires and placed the ribbon on top of his head, and did the Macarena. While Iodine sat back and watched Gman shake it. until his jeans ripped and embarressed him so bad that he made Iodine run away with her pants ripped down too fortunatly she was wearing her very best under garments (the ones without holes) but it didn't keep her from tripping and falling into Cozy's eternal depths full of clothing,sugar,and macaroni salad So uncle Bob tumbled down form Mount Olympus to Iodine's house and fight her with a flying toothpaste Since Mrs.Crazy Iodine had made uncle Bob's house,a big supermarket. -------------------- It's cold in here... |
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Jul 24 2007, 05:30 PM
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 How'd you know I had an uncle named Bob?  GMan- "I mean,we can't continue this forever now can we??" Sure we can, after all we are BC's kookiest cuckoos.  Uncle Bob whistled and a thousand penguins popped out of no where and started a food fight. Gman heard Iodines faint cries and cartwheeled to her rescue. He turned his back towards the penguins and bent forward and let off a stink bomb which stunned the penguins. Needless to say the food rotted and turned to dust, and uncle Bob was trapped in the green cloud. -------------------- |
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Jul 25 2007, 01:20 AM
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 Forum Regular Group: Members Posts: 262 Joined: 10-March 07 Member No.: 116,560 |
 Bravo Gman for the recap, it must have taken some time to get it all down!!Cozy, you are one sick puppy!!!  green cloud huh? Wow, I always thought they were purple!I'd love to see you do a cartwheel Gman!!  Iodine ran for her life knowing that the green gas was more deadly to her than any -------------------- Tell me and I forget ;Show me and I may remember;involve me and I"ll understand.
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Jul 25 2007, 06:01 AM
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-In Training- Group: Members Posts: 1,196 Joined: 26-February 07 From: Vladivostok Member No.: 114,097 |
QUOTE How'd you know I had an uncle named Bob?  Maybe....just a lucky guessQUOTE Bravo Gman for the recap, it must have taken some time to get it all down!! Thanks  other uncle in the world. Running for her life,Gman snatched Iodine from a helicopter that flew far away and disappeared.2 years after that incident,uncle Bob drank so much beer that he whent too insane. -------------------- It's cold in here... |
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Jul 25 2007, 11:42 PM
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Because of that Uncle Bob ended up in a hospital, but he escaped by leaping out the window.
 To his surprise, he was now...
-------------------- --Even if I were reborn a thousand times it would not be enough to experience the world. Life is beautiful--
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Jul 26 2007, 06:13 AM
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-In Training- Group: Members Posts: 1,196 Joined: 26-February 07 From: Vladivostok Member No.: 114,097 |
A man who would wear his pants backwards and speak in a very humble but drunken tone.
He was known for great wisdom and clarity when he ran and walked backwards. Umbrella Nice to see you again too. This post has been edited by Commander Gman: Jul 26 2007, 06:14 AM -------------------- It's cold in here... |
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Jul 27 2007, 11:51 AM
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However, Cozy came along and insisted that he start walking forward and threatened him with bodily harm if he didn't.
Welcome back Umbrella
-------------------- Tell me and I forget ;Show me and I may remember;involve me and I"ll understand.
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Jul 27 2007, 07:23 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 118 Joined: 16-October 06 From: California Member No.: 90,376 |
 Funny how we turned this from the "Three word" story to the "More than three word" story. Good to see you Umbrella, hope you have been well. Gman ignored Iodines advice so Cozy took Gman out to the woods and tied him to a tree by his long thick dragon like toe nails, and tickled him till he passed out.
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Jul 28 2007, 05:41 AM
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-In Training- Group: Members Posts: 1,196 Joined: 26-February 07 From: Vladivostok Member No.: 114,097 |
But luckily with Uncle Bob to the rescue,He threw his stick made boomerang onto the rope and pierced through Cozy's long thick dragon like toe nails which was then cut into pieces
 but suddenly out of vengance,Uncle Bob decided to challenge Cozy the dragon nailed monster one on one with Uncle Bob So the 2 fought,each with their own weapons Uncle Bob had a QUOTE Funny how we turned this from the "Three word" story to the "More than three word" story. Well,I think it's just time that we should be If we 4 are the only ones who participate in this topic -------------------- It's cold in here... |
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Jul 28 2007, 04:35 PM
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Forum Regular Group: Members Posts: 262 Joined: 10-March 07 Member No.: 116,560 |
stick of string cheesein honor of Lobster Man who so dearly loved cheese and Cozy, aka - Old Dragon Nails chose to fight with
-------------------- Tell me and I forget ;Show me and I may remember;involve me and I"ll understand.
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Jul 28 2007, 05:42 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 118 Joined: 16-October 06 From: California Member No.: 90,376 |
You guys sure crack me up. Iodines holey underwear by placing them on his head. When Gman had seen what Lobster Man had done, he thought that was the new fashion trend so he took of his lucky spice girls underwear that he had been wearing for nearly a decade and placed him on Iodines head.
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Jul 30 2007, 01:26 AM
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 Forum Regular Group: Members Posts: 155 Joined: 9-December 06 From: Somewhere East of Where You Are (think about it) Member No.: 100,323 |
Wow.
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Jul 31 2007, 02:28 AM
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I gotta ask---GMAN!!! SPICE GIRL UNDERWEAR!!!???? you are a sick little puppy aren't you, it's probably from only changing your underwear once a decade
Iodine didn't like the Spice Girls so she traded the underwear for a t-shirt with so many holes in it that.. -------------------- Tell me and I forget ;Show me and I may remember;involve me and I"ll understand.
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Aug 2 2007, 12:07 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 118 Joined: 16-October 06 From: California Member No.: 90,376 |
as soon as she put it on her head it disintegrated. Gman then grabbed his lucky spice girls underwear, placed it back onto Iodines head and then duct taped her hands to her head to insure that she would not take them off again. Poor Iodine started to rapidly convulse and profusely sweat then passed out because of the horrible funky smell that was infused into the fibers.
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