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 Sep 6 2006, 07:38 PM
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2. a seed-----to plant and grow 3. pictures of my children and friends------so I have them with me yes I truly do believes so -------------------- Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart. |
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Sep 10 2006, 08:00 AM
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 Member Group: Members Posts: 37 Joined: 24-July 06 From: Mid-Wisconsin Member No.: 77,620 |
My children have instructions to spread a bag of dry peas (pea-shooter type) around me.
So I can rest-in-peas! 8^P |
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Sep 10 2006, 09:58 PM
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 Bleepin' Mod Group: Moderator Posts: 4,742 Joined: 11-April 04 From: Whence I came Member No.: 108 |
WOW this is funny. A topic I can add to. lol
One day I was complaining about having to do the dishes AGAIN. My youngest out of the blue says to me.. "Mom when you die someday, you won't ever have to do dishes anymore". lol So on my headstone I want it written. THERE! Do your own dishes now. lol I don't want anything inside my coffin when I die,, actually I think I would rather be cremated. idk haven't given that a real lot of thought yet. This post has been edited by Pandy: Sep 10 2006, 09:58 PM -------------------- Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. ~ Benjamin Franklin |
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 Sep 11 2006, 04:49 AM
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 Just enough info to be armed & dangerous... Group: Members Posts: 2,020 Joined: 18-March 06 From: St Kilda, Dunedin. South Island. NZ Member No.: 59,805 |
Not to spoil the mood, but I've always figured that once I'm in my coffin, I won't really be caring about anything much.
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Sep 11 2006, 06:58 AM
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 Forum Regular Group: Members Posts: 200 Joined: 5-March 06 From: geneva switzerland Member No.: 57,978 |
No, just cremate me because in the end those zealots from timeteam come and dig you up probably saying "...I think we can say that these bones came from someone in the spaceless age..."
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Sep 11 2006, 09:27 AM
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New Member Group: Members Posts: 4 Joined: 9-September 06 Member No.: 84,446 |
I'd want an oxygen bottle in case i wasn't dead. A battery operated circular saw in case i wasn't dead. A bell to ring in case i wasn't dead. A loaded gun to make sure i was dead, in case first three options failed to help. Maybe just as well i'm getting cremated.
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Sep 11 2006, 09:41 AM
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 Forum Addict Group: Global Moderator Posts: 20,642 Joined: 11-April 04 From: Chicago, Il. Member No.: 113 |
"Shrouds have no pockets."
Cheers, John -------------------- Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should be silent.
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Oct 9 2006, 03:52 PM
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 I can see what you post! Group: Members Posts: 6,384 Joined: 14-February 05 Member No.: 12,053 |
I want a laptop with me so I can use the free and fast Wi-Fi hookup they offer in heaven!
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Oct 24 2006, 09:31 AM
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 The red side of the Force Group: Members Posts: 1,060 Joined: 30-April 06 From: Solar System of Ors Member No.: 66,152 |
I just want to be cremated, that's all.
Regards, Darthy -------------------- Εν οίδα οτι ουδέν οίδα (I only know that I know nothing) - Socrates
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Oct 24 2006, 09:54 AM
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 "Bleepin' Aussie Addict" Group: Members Posts: 2,105 Joined: 14-October 06 From: SYDNEY-AUSTRALIA Member No.: 90,018 |
Hi All,
I only told my wife the other day,when I die I wan't you to put the latest laptop in my coffin,so in heaven I will have pleny of time to master it. Her come back was: What a waste of money.Where your going,it's going to be ashes in five minutes anyway!!!! (HELL) Sobering thought. : 
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Mar 24 2007, 11:52 PM
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 Bleeping Diesel Addicted Group: BC Advisor Posts: 1,643 Joined: 23-January 06 From: Huddleston, VA USA (Home Sweet Home) Member No.: 51,954 |
Things I want in my coffin
1)Keg of Budweiser 2)Carton of Camel's and a lighter (they cant kill me now) 3)a chainsaw so I can kill off the other zombies Dont worry if you think it wont fit in a standard coffin just bury me in my tool box it'll all fit besides I cant afford a coffin after i bought that thing (3.75 more years to pay on it) --------------------  Frugal:def Christmas shopping on Craigslist |
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Mar 25 2007, 12:03 AM
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 SPAM Magnet Group: Global Moderator Posts: 13,894 Joined: 6-May 04 From: SW Louisiana Member No.: 363 |
The only thing I want in my coffin, is somebody else, besides ME!
This post has been edited by tg1911: Mar 25 2007, 12:04 AM -------------------- I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy, for the rest of your life. |
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Mar 25 2007, 01:02 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 461 Joined: 24-February 07 Member No.: 113,791 |
hmm, perhaps a sprig of sage and some red jasper from the farm
 . Although, i do feel my needs as a corpse will be different from my needs as a living being. What might i desire as a rotting corpse? ha haaa, perhaps some air freshner or deoderant?  orrrr ...some BRAins (said with sarcastic gurn) to snack on  . I am in agreement mainly with those that say it wont matter for they will be dead and be unaware, although i would prefer to be buried rather than cremated, because i started to take comfort in the thought a few years ago that with my body wrotting, i shall be providing food for the soil and nutrition for vegetation, the maggots that eat me shall feed birds and spiders when they turn into flys which in turn will keep the balance in the food chain/eco system. My existence spreading through the eco-system ties in with my beliefs in chaos. MAD ONE cheers  nn23 This post has been edited by nn23: Mar 25 2007, 01:04 AM |
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Mar 25 2007, 02:00 AM
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"Bleepin' Aussie Addict" Group: Members Posts: 2,105 Joined: 14-October 06 From: SYDNEY-AUSTRALIA Member No.: 90,018 |
I wan't either of these,but not for a while I hope.
 http://www.techeblog.com/?p=746&cp=all -------------------- I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Mar 25 2007, 02:29 AM
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 aut viam inveniam aut faciam Group: Members Posts: 3,510 Joined: 14-November 06 From: Ossendrecht/The Netherlands Member No.: 95,557 |
That is nice way "to go ".....
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