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  Aug 22 2006, 10:09 AM
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results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) argued over nothing. 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8)Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary! -------------------- Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart. |
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Sep 18 2006, 07:15 PM
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 To INSANITY and BEYOND !! Group: Moderator Posts: 8,134 Joined: 10-September 04 From: NJ USA Member No.: 2,608 |
Geez I'm Surprised nobody got a Headache..
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ThoughtVent a goodplace to discuss.<<>>>Staying Updated Calendar of Updates. For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.... |
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