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  Nov 18 2004, 10:46 AM
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 Bleeping GloDiva  Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228  |
  
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Nov 18 2004, 02:04 PM
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 Feed me some spyware! Group: Members Posts: 4,492 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
Dont be making fun of my most used keys on my windows 98se computer now!
LOL good one! Speaks truth! -------------------- The fool says in his heart,"There is no God."They are corrupt, and their ways are vile;there is no one who does good. (Psalm 14:1; 53:1)
"The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork" (Psalms 19:1) If you were to die today where would you go? Learn how to go to heaven today click here! Come check out my new blog!! -Austin Z If we are what we eat then I am fried,greasy and 99 cents.(nah I eat healthy most of the time) |
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Nov 18 2004, 08:03 PM
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 Bleep Bleep! Group: Admin Posts: 28,452 Joined: 24-January 04 From: USA Member No.: 3 |
Thats very funny
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Nov 19 2004, 08:39 AM
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 Forum Addict Group: Global Moderator Posts: 19,878 Joined: 11-April 04 From: Chicago, Il. Member No.: 113 |
Scarlett---another great post!!!!!!
We must be a part of the anti-MS conspiracy. Cheers, John -------------------- Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should be silent.
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Nov 19 2004, 09:08 AM
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Bleeping GloDiva Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
jgweed Geez, I wonder if there has ever been a study done on the main contributing factor on why keyboards bite the dust. My guess would be the Ctrl-Alt-Del keys go out first.  Rendering them completly useless for all windows users. 
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Nov 19 2004, 12:24 PM
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Feed me some spyware! Group: Members Posts: 4,492 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
I read a joke once that went something like this.
The maker of microsoft(you know who!) died in a car accident and went to hell. He then met the devil. The devil said since he was so rich he would give him a choice of where to go in hell. Well one room had a pretty girl in it with a windows 95 computer in it. And of course probably had dial up internet. Then there was a room full of crazy people and demons! So the devil asked what room do you take? He said I take the one with the girl in it and the computer. He went in and the devil shut him in there forever. The devils sidekick demon said thats a great room why give it to him? The devil said "that girl is really a hologram and the pc has no delete key on it!(its a 95 they didnt have them on those keyboards I guess?) Kinda funny I told it in my own words so....... -------------------- The fool says in his heart,"There is no God."They are corrupt, and their ways are vile;there is no one who does good. (Psalm 14:1; 53:1)
"The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork" (Psalms 19:1) If you were to die today where would you go? Learn how to go to heaven today click here! Come check out my new blog!! -Austin Z If we are what we eat then I am fried,greasy and 99 cents.(nah I eat healthy most of the time) |
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Nov 19 2004, 12:36 PM
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Bleeping GloDiva Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
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Nov 23 2004, 05:31 PM
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 Princess of Jurai Group: HJT Team Posts: 580 Joined: 4-August 04 Member No.: 1,884 |
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Nov 23 2004, 10:42 PM
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 Learning Daily Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
I'm just so relieved they're makin' it easier to learn keyboard commands & shortcuts. The KnowledgeBase Articles were even easy to understand when I scoured the manifold-links... all three of 'em. wheww, finally a truly user-friendly product that seamlessly interfaces with all Windows operating systems & so far seems to work with no hidden vulnerabilities.
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Nov 24 2004, 11:09 AM
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Bleeping GloDiva Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
Phawgg As always you make me LMAO! 
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Nov 24 2004, 02:14 PM
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Learning Daily Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
Laughter is good medicine and your getting it started can cause a chain reaction, Scarlett. Keep it up and we'll all be in stitches. It's particularly effective when dealing with microsoft issues....
-------------------- patiently patrolling, plenty of persisant pests n' problems ...
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Nov 24 2004, 03:36 PM
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Bleeping GloDiva Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
Oh yes! At least we can laugh at our troubles with the always frustrating Microsoft. Gosh we do need to relieve the stress. Don't we? God only knows how much stress we face. And I'm quite confident that there will be more to come. Lol
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