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 Nov 9 2004, 04:07 PM
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 Feed me some spyware!  Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500  |
The next time you go to boot up windows, unplug your keyboard. You will get an error message stating that the keyboard is not detected. Then it says "Press any key to continue” 
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Nov 9 2004, 07:03 PM
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 SPAM Magnet  Group: Global Moderator Posts: 13,800 Joined: 6-May 04 From: SW Louisiana Member No.: 363 |
That's funny, yet somehow sad. Typical MS.
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Nov 9 2004, 08:08 PM
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 Learning Daily Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
sounds like a committee decision to me.
-------------------- patiently patrolling, plenty of persisant pests n' problems ...
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Nov 9 2004, 09:43 PM
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 Bleepin' Conundrum Group: Global Moderator Posts: 9,295 Joined: 26-April 04 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Md, USA Member No.: 235 |
Yeah - I'll vote on that.
(BTW - where is the "Any" key located???)
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Nov 9 2004, 09:45 PM
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Feed me some spyware! Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
Ahh some one was dreaming when he wrote that code.......
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Nov 9 2004, 11:06 PM
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 helping hand Group: Members Posts: 1,700 Joined: 14-April 04 From: Texas Member No.: 150 |
Funny you should ask about the 'any' key. My wife asked me where the space key was, when she first started using the computer. She could not find it because it was not labeled. I made a sticky label and applied to the key.
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Nov 9 2004, 11:23 PM
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 Bleepin' Mod Group: Moderator Posts: 4,667 Joined: 11-April 04 From: Whence I came Member No.: 108 |
Golly
 Do y'all think they might have meant it as a joke?  
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Nov 9 2004, 11:25 PM
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Learning Daily Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
YES
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Nov 10 2004, 12:12 AM
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helping hand Group: Members Posts: 1,700 Joined: 14-April 04 From: Texas Member No.: 150 |
I thought she was actually kidding, until I seen her E-mail message. It went something like this.
HiVickiIwantedtoshowyouthatIknowhowtousethecomputerJasonwillbepleasentlysuprised whenheseesthatIamteachingmyselfIwillcallyoulaterSusan -------------------- We are all curious like a cat. We wonder, we ask, we learn.
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Nov 10 2004, 09:50 AM
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Feed me some spyware! Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
I feel left out am I?
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Nov 10 2004, 10:00 AM
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 Bleeping GloDiva Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
QUOTE(JEservices @ Nov 9 2004, 11:12 PM) I thought she was actually kidding, until I seen her E-mail message. It went something like this. HiVickiIwantedtoshowyouthatIknowhowtousethecomputerJasonwillbepleasentlysuprised whenheseesthatIamteachingmyselfIwillcallyoulaterSusan Oh my gosh that is so cute. Hey we were all there at one time.  How I survived without knowing how to copy and paste I'll never know.   And as far as MS is concerned, they can quit with the jokes and get with the program. Computing is confusing enough at times, as it is. --------------------  |
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Nov 10 2004, 10:09 AM
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helping hand Group: Members Posts: 1,700 Joined: 14-April 04 From: Texas Member No.: 150 |
I have to admit, she figures out things that amaze me though.
When I came home from work a couple of weeks ago, I hear the music from I-Tunes playing. On most computers, it is not that hard to start up-just click the icon, pick a song, and it plays. On my computer, I-Tunes opens up on its own monitor. She not only figured that out (by the way, I was under the impression that she HATED dual screens), but also clicked the folder for her songs, and was playing them. Even though it is rare that she sees what I am doing on the computer, she was doing nearly the same identical thing that I do: listen to I-Tunes from one screen, while surfing the net with the other!!! I looked at her and wondered who she was. Last week, she looked at me wondering who I was, when I cut 18" of hair off
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Nov 10 2004, 01:33 PM
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Feed me some spyware! Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
lol funny story!
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