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 Feb 25 2006, 10:22 AM
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Q: Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard? A: So he can park in a handicapped zone! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dumb Georgia Laws It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words. Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. Signs are required to be written in English. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. Acworth All citizens must own a rake. Atlanta Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. One man may not be on another man's back. Columbus Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday. It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday. Gainesville It is illegal chicken must be eaten with the hands. to say "Oh, Boy" Kennesaw Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. Marietta Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. St. Mary's No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark. Quitman It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. Cars are not to drive on sidewalks. Sleepy dog says "poor chickens" 
This post has been edited by sleepydog: Feb 25 2006, 10:22 AM -------------------- Please smile, and try not to take life sooooo seriously. You will be more sucessful, less paraniod and live longer
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May 5 2006, 10:19 AM
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QUOTE(sleepydog @ Feb 25 2006, 11:22 AM)  Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. Phew. I guess I'm lucky since I keep my donkey in the shower! 
-------------------- All knowledge seeming innocent and pure becomes a deadly weapon in the hands of avarice and greed. -EGAIII
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May 6 2006, 08:39 PM
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New Jersey Crazy Law
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. You may not slurp your soup. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. On a highway you can not park under a bridge. Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. In Newark NJ It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. -------------------- Can you spare some PC cycles to help FIND A CURE .. BC FOLDING TEAM Click me /info..
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