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 Feb 1 2007, 06:51 AM
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 "Bleepin' Aussie Addict"  Group: Members Posts: 1,903 Joined: 14-October 06 From: SYDNEY-AUSTRALIA Member No.: 90,018  |
To be able to fly like a Bird would the biggest adrenalin rush imagineable.IMO.  I just saw your post again and thanks for the Technical Information. The Technical information is always what I look for,also.I missed it somehow. Love to know the Specs, and what something can achieve. This post has been edited by DSTM: Feb 1 2007, 07:01 AM --------------------  I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Feb 1 2007, 07:08 AM
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 **pixie in training** Group: Members Posts: 1,853 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Honolulu, Hawaii Member No.: 95,371 |
An old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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Feb 1 2007, 08:19 AM
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 Can't decide what to use, so I won't use anything. Group: Global Moderator Posts: 13,152 Joined: 6-May 04 From: SW Louisiana Member No.: 363 |
QUOTE(DSTM @ Jan 30 2007, 08:31 AM)  How Clever is This?Must have taken ages to perfect.Enjoy. http://www.flixxy.com/animusic-pipe-dream.htm I've been a fan of Animusic videos since the first time I saw them on the, now defunct, TechTV network. They appeared on a program called, "Eye Drops". Here's the homepage for Animusic, where you can find links to a few short clips: animusic.com -------------------- I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy, for the rest of your life. |
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Feb 1 2007, 08:39 AM
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"Bleepin' Aussie Addict" Group: Members Posts: 1,903 Joined: 14-October 06 From: SYDNEY-AUSTRALIA Member No.: 90,018 |
QUOTE(tg1911 @ Feb 2 2007, 12:19 AM) QUOTE(DSTM @ Jan 30 2007, 08:31 AM) How Clever is This?Must have taken ages to perfect.Enjoy. http://www.flixxy.com/animusic-pipe-dream.htm I've been a fan of Animusic videos since the first time I saw them on the, now defunct, TechTV network. They appeared on a program called, "Eye Drops". Here's the homepage for Animusic, where you can find links to a few short clips: animusic.com Great tg1911,I am quickly becoming a fan of Animusic.Appreciate the link. Watched short clips and can't get enough.
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Feb 1 2007, 08:53 AM
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Can't decide what to use, so I won't use anything. Group: Global Moderator Posts: 13,152 Joined: 6-May 04 From: SW Louisiana Member No.: 363 |
You're quite welcome, Doug.
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Feb 2 2007, 01:12 AM
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Can't decide what to use, so I won't use anything. Group: Global Moderator Posts: 13,152 Joined: 6-May 04 From: SW Louisiana Member No.: 363 |
DSTM,
Here's some additional information on the Jet-man, and the original video: Yves Rossy -------------------- I love being married.
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Feb 2 2007, 01:17 AM
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**pixie in training** Group: Members Posts: 1,853 Joined: 13-November 06 From: Honolulu, Hawaii Member No.: 95,371 |
HOW TO SURVIVE A SHARK ATTACK
Don't swim in the ocean. Ninety-nine percent of all shark attacks take place in exceptionally large bodies of water also known as oceans. The way to determine if you are currently in an ocean is to taste the water, which should be salty. Listen out for the music. In the event that you are foolish enough to recreate in an ocean, listen carefully for the music, as demonstrated in the marvelous documentary film "Jaws." All shark attacks are preceded by the "daah-da, daah-da" chords, which will gradually become more rapid as the shark gets closer. This is due to the doppler effect. Swim with fat people. Try to surround yourself with more appetizing companions. If you know them well, you might even try to switch their suntan lotion with A-1 Steak Sauce. This will definitely improve your odds. Don't panic. In the event that a shark actually bites you, try to remain calm. This really won't help you survive, but everyone else on the beach will appreciate you not shrieking madly, as this is quite unsettling. ** A burgular was going through the drawers of someone else's living room when he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He froze, but after two or three minutes with nothing happening, he figured he'd imagined it, and continued. "Jesus is watching you." He turned and shone his torch across the room, eventually coming to rest on a parrot in the corner. He walked up to it and asked, "Did you say that?" "Oh, yes." responded the parrot. "So you can speak good English?" "Yes, pretty good" "What's your name?" "Moses." The burgular considered this, then replied, "What kind of IDIOT names a parrot Moses?" "The same kind of idiot that names a rottweiler Jesus." ** How To Avoid The Flu Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. Get plenty of rest. OR Take the doctor's approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? They Clean your arm with alcohol... Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So........ I walk to the liquor store. (exercise) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress) Then pass out. (rest) The way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you! This post has been edited by tink536: Feb 2 2007, 01:18 AM -------------------- I search for Sjogrens Syndrome Foundation...Who will you search for? |
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Feb 2 2007, 02:43 AM
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"Bleepin' Aussie Addict" Group: Members Posts: 1,903 Joined: 14-October 06 From: SYDNEY-AUSTRALIA Member No.: 90,018 |
QUOTE(tg1911 @ Feb 2 2007, 05:12 PM) Appreciate you finding this info and I enjoyed the read.There's no stopping this man. Makes for an exciting future in this field.Eventually I'm sure they will be available for general sale, and to me,this machine would give you the biggest rush I could imagine. tg1911,I want one,either Scarlett or Yellow.WOW. This post has been edited by DSTM: Feb 2 2007, 02:47 AM -------------------- I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Feb 2 2007, 02:44 PM
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 Forum Regular Group: Members Posts: 318 Joined: 5-February 05 From: my closet Member No.: 11,427 |
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you
on a plane and let's be honest, we've all been there...... 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Boot it. 4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen. 5. Open this message. 6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. 7. Then hit this link: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm -------------------- THE FORK IN THE ROAD CAN ONLY BE TRAVELED IN ONE DIRECTION
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Feb 2 2007, 02:59 PM
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"Bleepin' Aussie Addict" Group: Members Posts: 1,903 Joined: 14-October 06 From: SYDNEY-AUSTRALIA Member No.: 90,018 |
Good one,the only problem you could have is for the rest of the Flight,you may have a Corpse sitting beside you,if he's got a weak ticker.
 Either that or push his eyeballs back inside his head for him. -------------------- I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Feb 2 2007, 03:57 PM
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 Bleeping GloDiva Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
Hello all of you BC jokesters.
 This is to announce that The Funny Bone will now be closed due to it's size. No worries though, you can still share your giggles  in the newly opened Funny Bone Take II
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