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Posted 12 December 2011 - 10:08 AM
#193
Posted 15 January 2012 - 10:16 AM
My Neighbor came over.......

She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my family room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up
my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says,
“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time,
get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”
I mmediately replied, “Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!”
Then she said, “Good!
In that case, could you watch my dog?"
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my family room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up
my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says,
“I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time,
get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?”
I mmediately replied, “Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!”
Then she said, “Good!
In that case, could you watch my dog?"
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
#194
Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:56 AM
#195
Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:58 AM
You want to be great, Learn how to heal people, To hurt people is easy
Be Kinder then you have to be,you never know what battle someone else is fighting~~~
I Will Stand BY You~~~
~~~ Angel By Your Side~~~

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