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#1 bob3160

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 10:31 AM

Our kids are still asking an age old question:
MOM, why can't I find a job ??

This might be the reason:

(click image for slideshow)

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 10:57 AM

Gives a whole new meaning to the term, 'colorful fellow'..... :thumbsup:

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#3 JohnWho

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 06:35 PM

Oh, c'mon -

he could certainly get a job selling

Easter Egg coloring!

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#4 bob3160

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 08:17 PM

He is the mild one in the slideshow. Some of the other pictures aren't so nice.

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#5 bob3160

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 12:19 PM

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 02:23 PM

He can work as a circus freak and marry the bearded lady, or wolf boy, whichever he prefers.

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 05:55 PM

SIZE does Matter!!

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Sometimes it's better to have a SMALL ONE!

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Oh, what where you thinking......

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#8 bob3160

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 08:24 AM

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#9 M332

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 02:43 PM

I love those dogs. They sure have bad gas though. That one looks just like Shamsky on Everybody Loves Raymond. :thumbsup:

http://raymond.wikia.com/wiki/Shamsky_Number_2

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#10 bob3160

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 08:24 PM

Developing a foot fetish early in life.

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#11 bob3160

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 11:19 AM

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 08:34 AM

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 05:18 AM

@ bob 3160

Maybe you should use Blank Pictures like this and ask Members to put Comments on it, like I have?

Female Dog, "My Goddness you are Handsome." Male Dog. "Everyone tells me so and I love it."

Female Dog, " Our Owner just booked you into the Vet to remove those two things connected to your Brain, that is causing your Problem." Male Dog, "Holy Crap!" Female Dog, "Something like that."

I really Hope that is not ever considered Offensive?

Just an Idea?

Ray.

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There is a saying, "You just can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear" it means "to be happy with what you have and not look for the impossible"......DD saying

The "Spirit" of the people who died, on that terrible day 9/11 will NEVER REST until such time as the "Imbeciles" that caused it, are eliminated through out the World.....DD saying

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