taken from leonardslosers.com
Oklahoma State Senator Frank Shurden is a cockfighting supporter who wants to find a way to make the sport legal in his home state. It seems cockfighting was outlawed in Oklahoma in 2002.

Your regular old cockfight is a cruel and bloody affair, where the birds wear spurs and tear each other to shreds. But Senator Shurden would like to avoid the cruelty and blood by making the birds wear tiny little chicken-sized boxing gloves. The chickens would also wear tiny little chicken-sized vests with electronic sensors that record and keep score of the chicken punches the birds land on each other.

But why stop there? Maybe we should build tiny little chicken-sized casinos for the chickens to fight in. The chickens can remove their tiny little chicken-sized robes to reveal their tiny little chicken-sized boxing trunks. Each corner of the ring will have a tiny little chicken-sized stool for the chickens to sit on between rounds. And we can raise the winner's wing, and give him a tiny little chicken-sized championship belt all covered in jewels.


Leonard's Loser – Oklahoma State Senator Frank Shurden, and his tiny little chicken-sized brain.