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Creative thinking 101 definitions in 5 words

#31 User is offline   Pandy 

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:16 PM

Tee hee phawgg... you are so phlipping phunny. :cool: :flowers:



:trumpet: Apple: name brand of a computer.
:inlove: Apple : A delicious fruit you eat.

Right? Right? :thumbsup:

This post has been edited by Pandy: 24 September 2004 - 01:21 PM

May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 03:47 PM

Pandy you got it!!

Great definitions everyone.

Macintosh-very different from Windows computers
Macintosh-apple kind makes mouth water

Spyware-programs running without users knowledge
spyware-clothes worn in covert operations

applications-make computer work for you
applications-pre-employment paperwork for potential employees

fan-rotating inside computer to circulate
fan-individual who admires someone famous

disc-circular object to store data
disc-you have many in back
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 07:32 PM

well, allll-righty then...let's see


motherboard: main component of a computer
motherboard: paddle mom uses on butts


norton: totally worthless anti-viral software
norton: lived next door to cramden

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Posted 25 September 2004 - 09:54 AM

HUB = device connecting other communicating devices

HUB = center radiating spokes or arms
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 11:27 AM

POTS= Plain Old Telephone Service line
POTS= Crock, maybe Iron, containing stew :thumbsup:
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 01:03 PM

raptor-very fast rotating hard drive
raptor-dangerous dinosaur in Jurassic Park

wheel-device between buttons on mouse
wheel-main attraction on roulette table

address-what your E-mail consists of
address-where your home is located

sleeve-protection for CDs/DVDs, often paper
sleeve-part of shirt for arm
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 06:46 PM

i tunes= apple's answer to music downloads :trumpet:
i tunes= says guitarist, before playing music :thumbsup:

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Posted 25 September 2004 - 10:34 PM

Everyone is soo clever. Wow!!

damgud??? Where can I find one of those MOTHERBOARS. LMAO :flowers:

Time-out: orepation can'y fine a website.
Time-out: stop clock in sports game.

LOL thanks phawgg for the idea *wink* :thumbsup:

This post has been edited by Pandy: 25 September 2004 - 10:35 PM

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Posted 25 September 2004 - 10:59 PM

protocol= regulating data transmission between computers.
protocol= the etiquette observed by diplomats
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 04:11 AM

JAVA = programming language by Sun Micro

JAVA = caffeine drink keeps us alive :thumbsup:
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 01:08 PM

stick= another name for memory card
stick= another option for breaking bones


"sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 09:23 PM

PORT = inlet to import export info

PORT = play ground for sailors ashore :thumbsup:
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 03:41 PM

jumper-global changes on configurable hardware
jumper-stunt person driving on ramps

ribbon-cable used to transmit data
ribbon-decals paying respects for causes :thumbsup:

chip-blocks on board, usually black
chip-thin food made from potatoes

tower-computer case not under monitor
tower-we will never forget-twin

laptop-portable computer, including the screen
laptop-where animals lay and sleep

broadband-no comparison to dial-up speed
broadband-wives get husbands wearing them :flowers:

Excel-Microsofts name-brand for a spreadsheet
excel-exceeding expectations on a task
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 03:59 PM

cards= additional circuits found on motherboard
cards= found atop a Blackjack table

chips= tightly attached at the motherboard
chips= tossed upon that Blackjack table :thumbsup:
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 04:25 PM

Hard drive---computer hardware
Hard drive---auto trip from NYC to SF without stopping

Tab---a key on the board
Tab---what you run up at your local drinking establishment

Shift---another key on the keyboard
Shift---what some women wear

Cheers,
John
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should be silent.

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