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Apple: name brand of a computer.
Apple : A delicious fruit you eat. Right? Right?
This post has been edited by Pandy: 24 September 2004 - 01:21 PM
Creative thinking 101 definitions in 5 words
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:16 PM
Tee hee phawgg... you are so phlipping phunny.
Apple: name brand of a computer.
Apple : A delicious fruit you eat.
Right? Right?
Apple: name brand of a computer. Apple : A delicious fruit you eat. Right? Right?
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 03:47 PM
Pandy you got it!!
Great definitions everyone.
Macintosh-very different from Windows computers
Macintosh-apple kind makes mouth water
Spyware-programs running without users knowledge
spyware-clothes worn in covert operations
applications-make computer work for you
applications-pre-employment paperwork for potential employees
fan-rotating inside computer to circulate
fan-individual who admires someone famous
disc-circular object to store data
disc-you have many in back
Great definitions everyone.
Macintosh-very different from Windows computers
Macintosh-apple kind makes mouth water
Spyware-programs running without users knowledge
spyware-clothes worn in covert operations
applications-make computer work for you
applications-pre-employment paperwork for potential employees
fan-rotating inside computer to circulate
fan-individual who admires someone famous
disc-circular object to store data
disc-you have many in back
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 07:32 PM
well, allll-righty then...let's see
motherboard: main component of a computer
motherboard: paddle mom uses on butts
norton: totally worthless anti-viral software
norton: lived next door to cramden
motherboard: main component of a computer
motherboard: paddle mom uses on butts
norton: totally worthless anti-viral software
norton: lived next door to cramden
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 09:54 AM
HUB = device connecting other communicating devices
HUB = center radiating spokes or arms
HUB = center radiating spokes or arms
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 11:27 AM
POTS= Plain Old Telephone Service line
POTS= Crock, maybe Iron, containing stew
POTS= Crock, maybe Iron, containing stew
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 01:03 PM
raptor-very fast rotating hard drive
raptor-dangerous dinosaur in Jurassic Park
wheel-device between buttons on mouse
wheel-main attraction on roulette table
address-what your E-mail consists of
address-where your home is located
sleeve-protection for CDs/DVDs, often paper
sleeve-part of shirt for arm
raptor-dangerous dinosaur in Jurassic Park
wheel-device between buttons on mouse
wheel-main attraction on roulette table
address-what your E-mail consists of
address-where your home is located
sleeve-protection for CDs/DVDs, often paper
sleeve-part of shirt for arm
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 06:46 PM
i tunes= apple's answer to music downloads
i tunes= says guitarist, before playing music
i tunes= says guitarist, before playing music
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 10:34 PM
Everyone is soo clever. Wow!!
damgud??? Where can I find one of those MOTHERBOARS. LMAO
Time-out: orepation can'y fine a website.
Time-out: stop clock in sports game.
LOL thanks phawgg for the idea *wink*
damgud??? Where can I find one of those MOTHERBOARS. LMAO
Time-out: orepation can'y fine a website.
Time-out: stop clock in sports game.
LOL thanks phawgg for the idea *wink*
This post has been edited by Pandy: 25 September 2004 - 10:35 PM
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?~ Benjamin Franklin I am a Bleeping Computer fan! Are you? Facebook Follow us on Twitter
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?~ Benjamin Franklin I am a Bleeping Computer fan! Are you? Facebook Follow us on Twitter
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Posted 25 September 2004 - 10:59 PM
protocol= regulating data transmission between computers.
protocol= the etiquette observed by diplomats
protocol= the etiquette observed by diplomats
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 04:11 AM
JAVA = programming language by Sun Micro
JAVA = caffeine drink keeps us alive
JAVA = caffeine drink keeps us alive
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 01:08 PM
stick= another name for memory card
stick= another option for breaking bones
"sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
stick= another option for breaking bones
"sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
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Posted 26 September 2004 - 09:23 PM
PORT = inlet to import export info
PORT = play ground for sailors ashore
PORT = play ground for sailors ashore
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 03:41 PM
jumper-global changes on configurable hardware
jumper-stunt person driving on ramps
ribbon-cable used to transmit data
ribbon-decals paying respects for causes
chip-blocks on board, usually black
chip-thin food made from potatoes
tower-computer case not under monitor
tower-we will never forget-twin
laptop-portable computer, including the screen
laptop-where animals lay and sleep
broadband-no comparison to dial-up speed
broadband-wives get husbands wearing them
Excel-Microsofts name-brand for a spreadsheet
excel-exceeding expectations on a task
jumper-stunt person driving on ramps
ribbon-cable used to transmit data
ribbon-decals paying respects for causes
chip-blocks on board, usually black
chip-thin food made from potatoes
tower-computer case not under monitor
tower-we will never forget-twin
laptop-portable computer, including the screen
laptop-where animals lay and sleep
broadband-no comparison to dial-up speed
broadband-wives get husbands wearing them
Excel-Microsofts name-brand for a spreadsheet
excel-exceeding expectations on a task
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 03:59 PM
cards= additional circuits found on motherboard
cards= found atop a Blackjack table
chips= tightly attached at the motherboard
chips= tossed upon that Blackjack table
cards= found atop a Blackjack table
chips= tightly attached at the motherboard
chips= tossed upon that Blackjack table
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Posted 28 September 2004 - 04:25 PM
Hard drive---computer hardware
Hard drive---auto trip from NYC to SF without stopping
Tab---a key on the board
Tab---what you run up at your local drinking establishment
Shift---another key on the keyboard
Shift---what some women wear
Cheers,
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Hard drive---auto trip from NYC to SF without stopping
Tab---a key on the board
Tab---what you run up at your local drinking establishment
Shift---another key on the keyboard
Shift---what some women wear
Cheers,
John
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