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> Creative thinking 101, definitions in 5 words
KoanYorel
post Sep 29 2004, 04:30 AM
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SPIDER = search engines robotic scanning program

SPIDER = terrorist to Little Miss Muffet ph34r.gif


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post Sep 29 2004, 11:50 PM
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copy= transfer digitally anything with PC
copy= text body within the page

one of many words borrowed from the terminology of printing & publishing that has, with common PC useage, been permanently altered from it's origins

boot= start PC's two operating systems
boot= heavy duty leather for foot

and additionally...I'll throw that in to boot!! smile.gif


client= part of client-server software architecture
client= valuable customer to any business

server= program passing messages to client
server= fine restaurant's waiter or waitress

I'd like my Peking Duck served with a carafe of Chef Boyardeaux, slightly chilled with saltines on the side, if you please. Oh, and the macaroni au grat cheese... you can bring that first, shaken not stirred Thank-you cheff.gif

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PACKET = Data blocks including routing information

PACKET = coastal/river boat delivering mail red_bandana.gif


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post Sep 30 2004, 04:27 AM
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BURN = Copy data to compact disc
BURN = spend to long in sun

CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc
CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc
CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc
CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc
CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc clown2.gif w00t.gif

SERVER = dedicated machine for web pages
SERVER = A female with wedding band whistling.gif

DELL = monopolized cost effective computer solutions
DELL = Latin for "pile of sh*t" thumbup.gif

CONTROL = Keyboard key for extra functions
CONTROL = A female with wedding band

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post Sep 30 2004, 03:33 PM
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Awesome posts everyone!!!


plug-insert in outlet for power
plug-foam ones prevent hearing loss

properties-additional information about a file
properties-pay these off before retirement tongue.gif

zip-disks phased out by CDs
zip-sound that a zipper makes

Adobe-popular brand of multimedia presentations
adobe-history shows homes with this


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post Oct 6 2004, 09:45 PM
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windows= operating system, only often obfuscated
windows= enables vision through a barrier w00t.gif


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post Oct 6 2004, 09:58 PM
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Escape - upper left button on keyboard
Escape - 70's hit, "Pina Colada" song

Icon - computer image, picture, or graphic
Icon - person held in high regard

Word - a popular computer software program
Word - a single part of sentences

Click - use mouse, hit button, image
Click - a snap of the fingers

PM - computer lingo, instant Private Message
PM - abbreviation for night, after noon


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You guys are so good @ this. clapping.gif


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post Oct 7 2004, 10:04 AM
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Google - popular computer online search engine
Google - baby's goo goo ga ga (lol)

Recovery - disks, used to revive computers
Recovery - time of TLC after illness

Microsoft - company vital to computer functionality
Microsoft - some men during sex, foreplay (sorry, just had to, lol)

Virus - threatening or dangerous computer infection
Virus - threatening or dangerous human infection


P.S. Scarlett, I have SO much fun with these, even when I'm lame in some of them. I can just HEAR people rolling their eyes sometimes, lmao!


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~67, you are very creative. Thanks for your definitions.


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Thanks Jason, it's a lot of fun. Great idea in creating this thread. thumbup.gif
I'll have to get the juices flowing again to do some more but right now, I'm stressed a bit (for other reasons).

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post Oct 8 2004, 11:36 AM
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Hijack - gain unapproved control of computer
Hijack - take control of vehicle, airplane

Hardware - programs installed in computer systems
Hardware - store containing screwdrivers, hammers, nails

Screen - basic computer monitor viewing 'window'
Screen - mesh metal covering building windows

Profile - provided statistical information on people
Profile - sideview of a criminal, mugshot

Link - underlined web address for convenience
Link - individual part of a chain
Link - relationship between two people, things


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post Oct 8 2004, 01:36 PM
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Windows = software designed to crash computers
Windows = disposal portal for above computers tongue.gif


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post Oct 8 2004, 05:45 PM
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tongue.gif Ronbo


To those who are curious, the person who first told me about doing this, used to write answers for Jeopardy! I dont know if he currently does, but the next time that I speak with him, I will have him read this thread. Who knows, maybe some of this thread will appear on the show...if it is STILL running tongue.gif You do have my assurance that if he does used any of these, then the appropriate person will be recognized.


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post Oct 8 2004, 10:24 PM
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Jason,
That is so cool to know someone who wrote answers for Jeopardy! I find myself occasionally watching Jeopardy just to see if I can answer some of them, lol. Most of the contestants on that show seemed to be the world's most boring yet smartest. tongue.gif
I heard Louie Anderson (I think it was him) say "do ya ever watch Jeopardy? Did ya ever notice that 'What is the Mississippi River' is the correct response at least once on every show?" That always stuck in my head, half laughing. I have yet to see a show where that rings true but it's funny anyway, lol.
Whether any of us gain fame with our creativity or not, it's been fun so far. thumbup.gif

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