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> Creative thinking 101, definitions in 5 words
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post Sep 24 2004, 01:16 PM
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Tee hee phawgg... you are so phlipping phunny. smile.gif clown2.gif



fruits_apple.gif Apple: name brand of a computer.
fruits_apple.gif Apple : A delicious fruit you eat.

Right? Right? thumbup.gif

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post Sep 24 2004, 03:47 PM
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Pandy you got it!!

Great definitions everyone.

Macintosh-very different from Windows computers
Macintosh-apple kind makes mouth water

Spyware-programs running without users knowledge
spyware-clothes worn in covert operations

applications-make computer work for you
applications-pre-employment paperwork for potential employees

fan-rotating inside computer to circulate
fan-individual who admires someone famous

disc-circular object to store data
disc-you have many in back


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post Sep 24 2004, 07:32 PM
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well, allll-righty then...let's see


motherboard: main component of a computer
motherboard: paddle mom uses on butts


norton: totally worthless anti-viral software
norton: lived next door to cramden
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post Sep 25 2004, 09:54 AM
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HUB = device connecting other communicating devices

HUB = center radiating spokes or arms


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post Sep 25 2004, 11:27 AM
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POTS= Plain Old Telephone Service line
POTS= Crock, maybe Iron, containing stew cheff.gif


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raptor-very fast rotating hard drive
raptor-dangerous dinosaur in Jurassic Park

wheel-device between buttons on mouse
wheel-main attraction on roulette table

address-what your E-mail consists of
address-where your home is located

sleeve-protection for CDs/DVDs, often paper
sleeve-part of shirt for arm


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i tunes= apple's answer to music downloads fruits_apple.gif
i tunes= says guitarist, before playing music guitar.gif

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Everyone is soo clever. Wow!!

damgud??? Where can I find one of those MOTHERBOARS. LMAO lmfao.gif

Time-out: orepation can'y fine a website.
Time-out: stop clock in sports game.

LOL thanks phawgg for the idea *wink* whistling.gif

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protocol= regulating data transmission between computers.
protocol= the etiquette observed by diplomats


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JAVA = programming language by Sun Micro

JAVA = caffeine drink keeps us alive bounce.gif


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stick= another name for memory card
stick= another option for breaking bones


"sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."


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post Sep 26 2004, 09:23 PM
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PORT = inlet to import export info

PORT = play ground for sailors ashore pirate2.gif


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jumper-global changes on configurable hardware
jumper-stunt person driving on ramps

ribbon-cable used to transmit data
ribbon-decals paying respects for causes trumpet.gif

chip-blocks on board, usually black
chip-thin food made from potatoes

tower-computer case not under monitor
tower-we will never forget-twin

laptop-portable computer, including the screen
laptop-where animals lay and sleep

broadband-no comparison to dial-up speed
broadband-wives get husbands wearing them tongue.gif

Excel-Microsofts name-brand for a spreadsheet
excel-exceeding expectations on a task


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cards= additional circuits found on motherboard
cards= found atop a Blackjack table

chips= tightly attached at the motherboard
chips= tossed upon that Blackjack table laugh.gif


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Hard drive---computer hardware
Hard drive---auto trip from NYC to SF without stopping

Tab---a key on the board
Tab---what you run up at your local drinking establishment

Shift---another key on the keyboard
Shift---what some women wear

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