 If you could suggest a Human SP2 to God what would it include? |
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 Oct 20 2009, 09:13 AM
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If God was accepting suggestions for a service pack here are a few I would make. Wisdom teeth. And the purpose is? (Maybe God is a dentist.) Appendix ( See wisdom teeth, substitute surgeon) Onset of puberty. Ok I know we need this but wouldn’t it be a saner world if the brain developed but puberty didn’t happen till 22 or 23? What would your suggestions be?? Best Regards Nawtheasta This post has been edited by Amazing Andrew: Oct 20 2009, 08:21 PM
Reason for edit: Mod Edit: Moved to more appropriate forum - AA
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Oct 20 2009, 10:58 AM
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I'd like the ability to choose the size of certain parts of my body - height, etc (and for most men, length down there) etc ... just plug us into a computer console, allow us to select the options we want, and press "install" and have the 'changes' installed hahahah
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Oct 20 2009, 07:17 PM
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nothing I think God made us perfect the way we are.
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Oct 20 2009, 08:33 PM
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 Bleepin' Night Watchman Group: Moderator Posts: 4,247 Joined: 5-December 05 From: The City of Saint Francis, by the western sea Member No.: 43,307 |
If one believes in a deity, how can one presume to give such a being advice?
The Judeo-Christian deity is supposed to be infallible, perfect, all knowing, etc. How could such a being create something that wasn't itself perfect? If one's deity is prone to mistakes, why call them a deity? If they make no mistakes yet intentionally make their creations imperfect, then why not revile them rather than worship? -------------------- |
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Oct 20 2009, 08:47 PM
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 Who is running the store? Group: Members Posts: 2,372 Joined: 26-November 05 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 42,052 |
Playing along,
perhaps SP2 would eliminate the aggressive nature of humanity? Assuming we'd allow the service pack to be installed. 
--------------------  I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant! |
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Oct 23 2009, 08:44 AM
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SP2 totally screwed up Windows XP for me, never did install it. I think the higher being gave us cosmetic surgeons to enhance our original programming.  As for aggression there's Thorazine 
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Nov 4 2009, 07:06 PM
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Member  Group: Banned Posts: 43 Joined: 3-November 09 Member No.: 398,143 |
How about an upgrade to a BSD system?
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Nov 5 2009, 01:35 AM
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 RoadRunner, Meep, Meep. Group: Members Posts: 1,664 Joined: 5-August 08 From: Brisbane, Qld Member No.: 227,713 |
God, or someone like Him? created the Net. No longer do you need to live in Darkness, all you want to know is at your fingertips, but check it ALL out first, before you decide? That is your Challange from Him! Better than SP2. That Bloke called Jesus just came to make us ALL Think about what we were. You can read exactly that in what was written about Him? He never left a single Word, in writing, but is known to exist. He once said, "I am not here to change the Scriptures, just to fulfill them." He never left a single word for us. BTW, I am not Religious, just a reader and a Thinker. 
This post has been edited by Abacus 7: Nov 5 2009, 05:00 AM -------------------- It is not what you are, just what you have been, that is what you get Judged at. (Abacus)
Sometimes, the only way to Learn is to Listen. (Abacas) What you never see Censored is what you never, ever, know. (Abacus) "Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying." |
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Nov 5 2009, 12:32 PM
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 Member Group: BC Advisor Posts: 47 Joined: 4-November 09 From: Leeds, UK Member No.: 398,528 |
A better outbound firewall. Just because I pour several pints of beer into my mouth, it shoud not be allowed to exit via the same route.
Improved anti-virus update mechanism. Should be able to inherit signatures for known bugs before catching them. Better memory management and defrag. Why as I get older is my RAM slower to access, and long term storage getting less resposive and occasionally completely unreliable? Much faster sleep and wake times are needed. Takes too long to do either. A better, smaller music player. Perhaps a 12" pianist. (ba-da-tish!) More cache. Sorry, more cash -------------------- Due to global warming, eskimos now have more than 20 words for water John O'Farrell
Professional geek, consultant and trainer. MCT, MCSA, MCAS:I, MBMSS, CWNA, COS (I like to have lettuce after my name) My personal blog - Getting IT right |
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Nov 7 2009, 09:21 AM
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RoadRunner, Meep, Meep. Group: Members Posts: 1,664 Joined: 5-August 08 From: Brisbane, Qld Member No.: 227,713 |
That's the Spirit, Mate. Often people forget that the Net is a place to relax, shoot the Breese and Relax. That would has a place in the SP2 asked for surely? Can anyone Honestly say that if a God that did exist, and has a sense of Humour, just to put up with the people that has no sense of Humour. Why is it, if no God exists, why do they still do those people, that have no sense of humour lead charmed lives? Surely not because they are Special? Maybe SP3? Life is too short to worry about it. Bit like the Life of a Computer, when you think about it?
This post has been edited by Abacus 7: Nov 7 2009, 09:28 AM -------------------- It is not what you are, just what you have been, that is what you get Judged at. (Abacus)
Sometimes, the only way to Learn is to Listen. (Abacas) What you never see Censored is what you never, ever, know. (Abacus) "Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying." |
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Nov 7 2009, 09:48 AM
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My wife would say I need a silencer on the exhaust.LOL.
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Nov 7 2009, 10:22 AM
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RoadRunner, Meep, Meep. Group: Members Posts: 1,664 Joined: 5-August 08 From: Brisbane, Qld Member No.: 227,713 |
My Wife is trying to put Duct Tape over my Fingers to stop me, Mate. 
-------------------- It is not what you are, just what you have been, that is what you get Judged at. (Abacus)
Sometimes, the only way to Learn is to Listen. (Abacas) What you never see Censored is what you never, ever, know. (Abacus) "Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying." |
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Nov 7 2009, 12:40 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 118 Joined: 19-December 08 Member No.: 271,503 |
I have 4 brother's and when we were young my mother used to say she needed eyes in the back of her head to keep a eye on us.So for mum's,Eyes in the back of the head.
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Nov 7 2009, 01:00 PM
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Bleepin' Night Watchman Group: Moderator Posts: 4,247 Joined: 5-December 05 From: The City of Saint Francis, by the western sea Member No.: 43,307 |
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I have 4 brother's and when we were young my mother used to say she needed eyes in the back of her head to keep a eye on us.So for mum's,Eyes in the back of the head. (/quote) I think this is already an option addon. My mom certainly was equipped such, and my sister (who has something like 50 kids) does as well. -------------------- |
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