If you could suggest a Human SP2 to God what would it include?

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If you could suggest a Human SP2 to God what would it include?

#1 Nawtheasta

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 09:13 AM

Even though the human body is an amazing creation, however you think it may have come to be, there are some things that need tweaking.
If God was accepting suggestions for a service pack here are a few I would make.

Wisdom teeth. And the purpose is? (Maybe God is a dentist.)

Appendix ( See wisdom teeth, substitute surgeon)

Onset of puberty. Ok I know we need this but wouldn’t it be a saner world if the brain developed but puberty didn’t happen till 22 or 23?

What would your suggestions be??

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#2 _Allan_

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 10:58 AM

I'd like the ability to choose the size of certain parts of my body - height, etc (and for most men, length down there) etc ... just plug us into a computer console, allow us to select the options we want, and press "install" and have the 'changes' installed hahahah

#3 the_patriot11

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 07:17 PM

nothing I think God made us perfect the way we are.

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 08:33 PM

If one believes in a deity, how can one presume to give such a being advice?

The Judeo-Christian deity is supposed to be infallible, perfect, all knowing, etc. How could such a being create something that wasn't itself perfect?

If one's deity is prone to mistakes, why call them a deity? If they make no mistakes yet intentionally make their creations imperfect, then why not revile them rather than worship?

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#5 JohnWho

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 08:47 PM

Playing along,

perhaps SP2 would eliminate the aggressive nature of humanity?

Assuming we'd allow the service pack to be installed.

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#6 MishY

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 08:44 AM

SP2 totally screwed up Windows XP for me, never did install it.
I think the higher being gave us cosmetic surgeons to enhance our original programming. :thumbsup:

As for aggression there's Thorazine :flowers:

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 07:06 PM

How about an upgrade to a BSD system?

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 01:35 AM

God, or someone like Him? created the Net.

No longer do you need to live in Darkness, all you want to know is at your fingertips, but check it ALL out first, before you decide? That is your Challange from Him!

Better than SP2.

That Bloke called Jesus just came to make us ALL Think about what we were.

You can read exactly that in what was written about Him? He never left a single Word, in writing, but is known to exist. He once said, "I am not here to change the Scriptures, just to fulfill them." He never left a single word for us.

BTW, I am not Religious, just a reader and a Thinker.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 12:32 PM

A better outbound firewall. Just because I pour several pints of beer into my mouth, it shoud not be allowed to exit via the same route.

Improved anti-virus update mechanism. Should be able to inherit signatures for known bugs before catching them.

Better memory management and defrag. Why as I get older is my RAM slower to access, and long term storage getting less resposive and occasionally completely unreliable?

Much faster sleep and wake times are needed. Takes too long to do either.

A better, smaller music player. Perhaps a 12" pianist. (ba-da-tish!)

More cache. Sorry, more cash

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 09:21 AM

That's the Spirit, Mate.

Often people forget that the Net is a place to relax, shoot the Breese and Relax. That would has a place in the SP2 asked for surely?

Can anyone Honestly say that if a God that did exist, and has a sense of Humour, just to put up with the people that has no sense of Humour. Why is it, if no God exists, why do they still do those people, that have no sense of humour lead charmed lives? Surely not because they are Special? Maybe SP3?

Life is too short to worry about it.

Bit like the Life of a Computer, when you think about it?

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 09:48 AM

My wife would say I need a silencer on the exhaust.LOL. :thumbsup:

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:22 AM

My Wife is trying to put Duct Tape over my Fingers to stop me, Mate.

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 12:40 PM

I have 4 brother's and when we were young my mother used to say she needed eyes in the back of her head to keep a eye on us.So for mum's,Eyes in the back of the head. :thumbsup:

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 01:00 PM

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I have 4 brother's and when we were young my mother used to say she needed eyes in the back of her head to keep a eye on us.So for mum's,Eyes in the back of the head.
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I think this is already an option addon. My mom certainly was equipped such, and my sister (who has something like 50 kids) does as well.

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 08:19 PM

Wings
They don't have to be feathery or anything, it would just be nice to be able to fly without having to lug an airplane around.

Computer-like memory and processing abilities
I've been told that my mind is more powerful than any supercomputer around, yet I still can't look at a page of code and memorize it instantly, let alone execute it in my head.

Sleep
Get rid of it. I don't like sacrificing 1/3 of my life.