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> Who are you ?, Test your personality
Daisuke
post Sep 11 2004, 02:24 PM
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Which OS Are You ?

Which Nigerian Spammer Are You ?

I'm Win 98 blink.gif and Musa Ibrahim. w00t.gif

"You are Windows 98. You're a bit flaky, but well-liked. You don't have a great memory, but everyone seems to know you. A great person to hang out with and play some games."

"You are Musa Ibrahim. YOU ARE AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORP. YOU WISH TO REMIT $21 MILLION TO MY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING. YOU ENJOY BICYCLING AND TYPING IN ALL-CAPS."

Try it ! Who are you ? lmfao.gif


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post Sep 11 2004, 02:49 PM
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It looks like they finally figured me out, cry0

I'm Slackware Linux

and my Nigerian Spammer ID:
"You are Peterson Bolinga. YOU ARE REPRESENTING THE BOARD OF THE CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE OF THE ZAMBIAN MINISTRY OF MINING COMMISSION. YOU HAVE $30,500,000 TO SHARE. YOU SEEK MY ASSISTANCE."

"YES YOU DO!!" dry.gif It must have been this one that gave me away:

Your spouse complains about a large painting on your living room wall which is hanging crooked. Do you:
  • Move the painting so the top-edge is flush with the ceiling, ensuring it's level.
  • Bust out your toolbox, complete with laser-level, chalk-line, square, plumb-bob, and pneumatic brad-nailer, and form a committee on the best approach to fixing it.
  • State that the deviance from level is well within desired parameters.
  • Tilt all other wall-hangings and furniture to match the pitch.
  • Tell him/her to go get you another beer.


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post Sep 11 2004, 02:55 PM
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Palm OS and Princess Agbani! laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Sep 11 2004, 03:03 PM
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What fun! ........Needless to say Im quite pleased by these results.......... animals_bunny2.gif icon_bananas.gif bounce.gif icon_bubbles.gif ......"You are Susan Gezi.Your father was killed by a planned motor accident. He was the former Zimbabwean Minister for Youth & Gender Equality. You have $22,000,000 to share. You want to assure me this transaction is 100%risk free."

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post Sep 11 2004, 03:45 PM
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<a href="http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php"><img
src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/01/os_quiz/apple_dos.jpg" width="300" height="90"
border="0" alt="You are Apple Dos. Simple and primitive with a good understanding of the common man. You're still a work in progress, but a good start."><br>Which OS are You?</a>

but there wrong!!!
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post Sep 12 2004, 12:30 AM
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You are Debian Linux. People have difficulty getting to know you. Once you finally open your shell they're apt to love you."

rolleyes.gif tongue.gif HuH? You think? Tee hee I guess this describes me fairly well blush.gif

"You are Princess Agbani. You are a student at the University of Nigeria, Lagos. You got my name through the chember of comerse. You have $21,350,000 to share, which your father, the king, left you. You have trouble spelling."

tongue.gif I just gotta say, That last part...? Strictly not true. I'm a good speller. whistling.gif

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post Sep 12 2004, 09:18 AM
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Woo Hoo!!! Im Amiga 3.5. Oh wait, that's good, right?!?! You can even humor me and tell me that it is good.

If that is not good, then can I interest you in sharing with me 30% of the $26.5 million from someone who died without a will? All I need is your bank account number. You can contact me as my new name, Lawrence Obi of Nigeria.


Thanks for the links and fun.


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post Sep 12 2004, 10:00 PM
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I am HP-UX
"You're still strong despite the passage of time. Though few understand you, those who do love you deeply and appreciate you."

I suddenly feel ancient - lmao!

I am Alice-Kobe
"You are the wife of late Brigadier - Gen. Maxwell Kobe former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER in Sierra Leone. You have suffered hardship and maltreatment in the hands of your husband's family. You have $25.5 million to share."

To have that kind of money, I think I'd have to be married to Kobe Bryant. At least I'd get a $10 million diamond ring and a new car. LOL!

Cute quizzes. I'm curious as to how we all answered the last question on the OS quiz. lol

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P.S. Oh Jason? That is really good! (I'm humoring you cuz I have no idea, lmao!)


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post Sep 12 2004, 10:05 PM
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Ohhh, TexasAngel67.... you don't know how long I've been searchin' for an HP-UX.

You Seek My Assistance. Yes You Do. laugh.gif


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post Sep 12 2004, 10:11 PM
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Well, hey dear Phawgg, here I am (so I've been told, lol). Whatcha gonna do with me now?
Oh wait! Are we on the same page here? LOL

~67~


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post Sep 12 2004, 11:07 PM
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clown2.gif I dunno, but I think we're offtopic.gif Oh, well. tongue.gif


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post Sep 12 2004, 11:41 PM
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YOU ARE AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORP. YOU WISH TO REMIT $21 MILLION TO MY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING. YOU ENJOY BICYCLING AND TYPING IN ALL-CAPS

OH YEA I LOVE TYPING IN CAPS

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