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King of the Hill

#1 User is offline   Lloyd T 

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Posted 25 March 2009 - 04:43 PM

This game is very famous in the forum I got it from.

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A little game I picked up on other forums where you get control of the hill by any means necessary. You can act other players buy your way in or kill the other player to take his Throne.

Example:

P1. Bought hill for 17.50

P2. shoves P1 off hill. now his hill

P3. uses sniper to pick off P2. now his hill.

P2. gives $100 to make P3 leave. now his hill

P4. uses atomic bomb to get P2 off hill, now his hill

P1. conjures giant burger monster to chase P4 off hill. now his hill.

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basically like that. All must be in fun and games. please, no swearing.


I'll start.

Lloyd T buys a hill for $50.

My hill!

#2 User is offline   Laffnmule's Lode 

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 04:46 AM

See the MULE in my nic name? LaffnMULE's Lode.
I am a MULE, so I mule KICK Lloyd T off the hill.

Now it's my, he-haw, hill.
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 04:57 AM

Mules like Bananas.
I bought bananas and fed it to the mule.
Mule feels sick of eating to much bananas & goes to bed.

Now the hill belongs to me
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#4 User is offline   woodyblade 

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 10:49 AM

Bit odd?, I'll continue with the Banana theme for now

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Monkeys like Bananas
I got 50 Monkeys and had them chase Stofzuiger for the Bananas
He ran off the hill

That thar hill now belongs to me :thumbsup:
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 12:10 PM

I found 50 organ grinders that needed monkeys. So they came and took the monkeys and went off to do their organ grinding..

Boop has the hill.
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:00 PM

E-Mu sends in Lil E-Mu to distract Boopme by being all small and cute.

E-Mu then runs in and pushing Boopme down the hill.

E-Mu & Lil E-Mu now rule our hill!
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:28 PM

Woody gets a little rattle toy to distract Lil E-Mu and lets Lil E-Mu follow the rattle toy down the hill.

E-Mu then has to follow Lil-E-Mu down the hill or he'll get a telling off from Ms E-Mu :flowers: :thumbsup:

The Hill belongs to Woody again :trumpet:
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:37 PM

Baloo gets a bunch of ManU hooligans to taunt Woody.
Woddy chases them away however the hill now belongs to me! :thumbsup:
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 02:44 PM

Middlesbrough beat Man United in a charity match ( :thumbsup: )

Baloo admits defeat and surrenders the hill back to E-Mu


(Lil-E-Mu's in bed now)

Btw - Woody i love that post :flowers:

This post has been edited by E-Mu: 18 June 2009 - 02:45 PM

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 04:31 AM

LaffnMULE is all better from having colic.
So I charge up the hill, and push E-mu off with my forehead.

It's my haw-haw-haw hill again.

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I have been waiting for some more players. Welcome to the game.
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 10:41 AM

View PostE-Mu, on Jun 18 2009, 08:44 PM, said:

Btw - Woody i love that post :inlove:


Glad you liked it :thumbsup:, took me a minute or two to realise how I could get you and Lil E-Mu off but did it good enough :cool:

Anyway......

Woody gets a carrot on a stick and then lures the Mule down the hill :)

Sure enough the Mule follows the carrot and is back down the hill

:flowers: Woodys' Hill Again :trumpet:
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:44 PM

Never was Woody's hill. While Woody lures the Mule down the hill Allen takes hill. Now his hill. :flowers: :trumpet:

Woody is :thumbsup: mad at Allen.

This post has been edited by Allen B.: 26 June 2009 - 04:44 PM

...:::Allen:::...

I may be 13 but I've got a rare condition of the smarts.

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 04:31 PM

E-Mu comes back with a vengeance, taking a running jump he fly kicks Allen off the hill for being a smart ass.

E-Mu is home again :D
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Posted 30 June 2009 - 03:01 PM

View PostAllen B., on Jun 26 2009, 10:44 PM, said:

Woody is :trumpet: mad at Allen.


hehehe :inlove:

:thumbsup:

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Woodys Kung Fu Fighting skills are better than E-Mus' so he parachutes in and fly kicks E-Mu off the hill :flowers:

Woody :cool: :) (Dances), It be his hill again..... :P
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Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:03 AM

Allen sends 782 viruses to Woody's computer. While Woody is distracted, Allen uses his beastly L96-AW and snipes Woody in the head. Allen takes hill.

This post has been edited by Allen B.: 01 July 2009 - 09:07 AM

...:::Allen:::...

I may be 13 but I've got a rare condition of the smarts.

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