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#31 User is offline   snowdrop 

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  Posted 24 July 2009 - 12:18 PM

View PostAmazing Andrew, on Jul 24 2009, 12:00 PM, said:

magic car-fixing beans, which only grow in...

This country but unfortunately Jack is currently using them and he has asked us to.....

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 12:36 PM

leave a message after the tone and he hell get back to us just as soon as....
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 11:04 PM

returns from the giant's castle in which . . .
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 01:09 AM

Filbert, the vertically challenged giant lives and where he makes...
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 05:37 PM

magic carpets, 7-league boots, and cat boots which he . . .
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  Posted 26 July 2009 - 09:53 AM

had proudly displayed on a rickety shelf; however, the cat got wind of this nice collection and decided....

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Posted 26 July 2009 - 11:43 AM

to yell "THE CAKE IS A LIE" and so the giant....
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Posted 26 July 2009 - 11:28 PM

Threw the cat in the oven and made a cat pie. Meanwhile dez....

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  Posted 30 July 2009 - 02:30 PM

decided he had made a very bad decision to do that and .............

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 03:36 PM

called his shrink, Dr. Feelgood, who prescribed...
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Posted 30 July 2009 - 09:16 PM

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 10:48 PM

SOOOO, the cat got very angry and pulled out his UZI!!!!
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Posted 19 December 2009 - 02:55 AM

and shot santa clause and his pet the easter bunny. . .
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Posted 21 December 2009 - 06:03 PM

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 08:35 AM

Meanwhile, Stephen, who was writing this story that made absolutely no sense, was suffering from...
"I saw 3 Dusters like this one, at the station. Inside the dusters were 3 men. Inside the men were 3 bullets"

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