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#31 User is offline   KoanYorel 

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 07:54 PM

Those portending to be a real Yorel should know about the Koan. There is no family associated or others - alive
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:23 PM

Can you tell us how these relatives died out, or would you have to kill us?

#33 User is offline   KoanYorel 

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:40 PM

/me giggles.... Only a real Koan would know...

I am the one and only KoanYorel. Bar none!
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 08:59 PM

Me confuzzled =[

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Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:12 PM

Of course you mean Koanfused.

Koanfuzzeled is a different gambit.
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 09:50 PM

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Can you tell us how these relatives died out, or would you have to kill us?


:ph34r:I already ninja'd my way into his home, found all of the information, and know the answer!

...........there is no answer!


........oh, wait.......that was my house that I ninja'd my way into............:thumbsup:
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Posted 13 January 2009 - 10:28 PM

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 10:29 AM

What is the sound of one KoanYorel clapping? :thumbsup:

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 10:43 AM

View Postfuzzywuzzy6, on Jan 14 2009, 10:29 AM, said:

What is the sound of one KoanYorel clapping? :thumbsup:



ssshhh. Or you'll never hear it?


/aside: not the police or even fellow FF's can enter my penthouse Senior's apartment with my porch dog guarding.
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  Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:22 PM

looks like an interesting game; can anyone join in ?

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:28 PM

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What is the sound of one KoanYorel clapping?


It's something that mortal men should never hear!!!!

It's written,that when KoanYorel claps his hands everything in a 100 metre radius is flattened,only certain people trained in the ancient arts can withstand the shockwave. :flowers: :thumbsup:
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:34 PM

It is limited to only members here that have a board Nick? Otherwise - play on.....
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:35 PM

View Postsnowdrop, on Jan 14 2009, 03:22 PM, said:

looks like an interesting game; can anyone join in ?

Do you have your RFID chip or a draft card?

EDIT; Glo Mod rules overide :thumbsup:

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Posted 14 January 2009 - 03:41 PM

I once was a 'shock-wave' and then fell off my own 24' high pent house porch. - No chute.

I still wonder about how and why - missing 8 days of memory.

Say what? Who's that talking in my ear?
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Posted 14 January 2009 - 06:09 PM

KoanYorel has been very good-natured about all the ribbing we have been giving him--so far--but the idea of rewriting koans looks very promising as a way to build up to 1000 pages rather quickly.

I still think he is related to somebody: isn't Yorel just another way of spelling Jor-El?

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