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Aug 4 2004, 02:54 PM
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![]() Bleeping GloDiva ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
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Aug 4 2004, 03:10 PM
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![]() Bleepin' Mod ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 4,748 Joined: 11-April 04 From: Whence I came Member No.: 108 |
Ok.. nurse Ratchett.. now I know I must be dreaming. Sheesh! This ain't even fun anymore. As Dr. No and Nurse Ratchett step closer I see the doctor has an evil grin and is coming at me with a...
-------------------- Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. ~ Benjamin Franklin |
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Aug 4 2004, 03:13 PM
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Learning Daily ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
HJT log and a magnifying glass...
-------------------- patiently patrolling, plenty of persisant pests n' problems ...
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Aug 4 2004, 04:38 PM
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![]() Bleep Bleep! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 29,474 Joined: 24-January 04 From: USA Member No.: 3 |
The doctor places the log over your chest and points a heat lamp at the magnifying glass....slowly a hole starts to burn in the log and I start feeling a little pain. I struggle and when I scream for help, to my surprise, the following words come out of my mouth....
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Aug 4 2004, 04:42 PM
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![]() Feed me some spyware! ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
Moooooo! OMG my voice must have been replaced by a cow! MOO i say again but nobody understands me!!
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Aug 4 2004, 09:29 PM
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Learning Daily ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
Until a Veterinarian shows up carrying large, metal instuments and what appears to be a branding iron. As he begins to interpret what I'm trying to say, I ....
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Aug 4 2004, 09:32 PM
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![]() Bleeping GloDiva ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
Or am becoming extremly paranoid? Do I just think that nobody understands me? After all Im in the Center for the Cataclysmically Insane. (Gotta love that name,Pandy!) My thoughts are jumbled, my palms are sweating, Im shaking all over. Even with all of that I cant help but think... Oops,
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Aug 4 2004, 09:34 PM
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![]() Feed me some spyware! ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
When he walked in with that branding iron OMG is was scared! I thought i was going to get stamped on my rump(property Of BK soon to be a whopper).
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Aug 4 2004, 09:37 PM
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![]() Bleepin' Mod ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 4,748 Joined: 11-April 04 From: Whence I came Member No.: 108 |
...that bananas don't seem like much of a threat anymore...
TY Scarlett~ Insane wasn't my first choice of a word for the Center. But I was trying to behave *wink* -------------------- Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. ~ Benjamin Franklin |
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Aug 4 2004, 09:40 PM
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Learning Daily ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
So I grabbed the sheet and ran down the hall as fast as I could until, to my surprise, I slipped on a banana peel lying there on the floor...
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Aug 4 2004, 10:02 PM
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![]() Feed me some spyware! ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
AND later i get stamped(property of BK) end up in a whopper......... the end! YEah lol
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Aug 4 2004, 10:05 PM
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![]() Feed me some spyware! ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
Im almost ready to get eaten then........... the person says OMG that whopers till a moooin pa! It alive! They sue(poor spelling) BK and i get thrown away to later come back and...............
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Aug 4 2004, 10:21 PM
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![]() Bleeping GloDiva ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
QUOTE(scarlett @ Aug 4 2004, 10:32 PM) Or am becoming extremly paranoid? Do I just think that nobody understands me? After all Im in the Center for the Cataclysmically Insane. My thoughts are jumbled, my palms are sweating, Im shaking all over. Even with all of that I cant help but think... OMG Such a feeling of DeJa Vu has just swept over me. Bananas,A Center for the Insane, Burger King. If I survive all this. I may consider turning it all into a novel. Jeez, How I wish I had my laptop. But first I need to solve the mystery of me. Then much to my chagrin.......(Sorry guys. I couldnt help myself) This post has been edited by scarlett: Aug 4 2004, 10:36 PM -------------------- ![]() |
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Aug 4 2004, 10:33 PM
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![]() Feed me some spyware! ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
Is the never ending story ended? Ill post a new one! If you want?
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Aug 4 2004, 11:44 PM
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Learning Daily ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
I picked myself up off the floor, leaned down and scooped up the banana peel and hamburger wrapper thinking somebody sure was sloppy at lunch. As I threw them both in the garbage, I noticed those three fiendish people all slowly walking towards me. It was then I decided to once and for all...
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