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Aug 4 2004, 09:57 AM
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Aug 4 2004, 10:01 AM
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![]() Bleeping GloDiva ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
The store Manager questions my reluctance. To which I explain the dream. So then he suggests I take some personal leave.
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Aug 4 2004, 10:07 AM
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![]() Bleep Bleep! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 29,474 Joined: 24-January 04 From: USA Member No.: 3 |
I decide that its time to take a little trip. I pack my bags, buy a ticket to Aruba and board the plane. I sit down at my seat on the plane and look to the person seated next to me. To my utter horror its not a person but a ....
-------------------- Lawrence
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Aug 4 2004, 10:07 AM
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![]() Feed me some spyware! ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
I hollar free bannas in isle 3! Then the clerk somes running even faster along with about 30 other people!
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Aug 4 2004, 10:08 AM
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![]() Feed me some spyware! ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
BANNANA!!!!
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Aug 4 2004, 10:10 AM
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![]() Bleepin' Mod ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 4,748 Joined: 11-April 04 From: Whence I came Member No.: 108 |
..to my horror... sitting next to me is the chiquita banana lady. She is all decked out in her finest. She turns to me and says...
-------------------- Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. ~ Benjamin Franklin |
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Aug 4 2004, 10:11 AM
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![]() Feed me some spyware! ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 4,557 Joined: 18-July 04 From: USA Ware Shoals SC Member No.: 1,500 |
Booooooo!
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Aug 4 2004, 10:39 AM
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![]() Bleeping GloDiva ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
Just then I question my decision of a tropical getaway. After all the Tropics are teaming with bananas. Or maybe it my subconcious' way of making me deal with my phobia head on.
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Aug 4 2004, 12:24 PM
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![]() Bleep Bleep! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 29,474 Joined: 24-January 04 From: USA Member No.: 3 |
I wake up screaming in bed confused as to how I got there. Was this another dream or am I awake now? I really dont know but I am going to skip the bananas in my cereal today. Gotta get to work...wall street is waiting and I dont want to lose my job as a ............
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Aug 4 2004, 01:11 PM
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Learning Daily ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
bicycle messenger. The bag is full, so I roll out the bike, jump on and head straight into traffic when suddenly the Yellow Cab next to me...
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Aug 4 2004, 01:18 PM
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![]() Bleeping GloDiva ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 7,479 Joined: 25-April 04 From: As always I'm beside myself ;) Member No.: 228 |
suddenly swerves and knocks me for a loop landing me right on top of a falaffa stand
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Aug 4 2004, 02:37 PM
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When I regain consciousness... again, I am in the hospital and I ...
-------------------- Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. ~ Benjamin Franklin |
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Aug 4 2004, 02:38 PM
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start picking the pieces of falafel out of my hair. I feel fine so i try to get up and realize that my legs are tied to the bed with a chain Thats when I spot the man in the corner who smiles and say .....
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Aug 4 2004, 02:50 PM
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... Oh good, you're awake. I have been waiting for ever so long. You're probably wondering where you are. You are in the Center for the Cataclysmically Insane. Please don't trouble yourself. We will take very good care of you. My name is...
-------------------- Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. ~ Benjamin Franklin |
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Aug 4 2004, 02:52 PM
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Learning Daily ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,543 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Washington State, USA Member No.: 1,322 |
Dr. No, and in a moment you'll have the pleasure of meeting Nurse...
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