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Posted 09 February 2008 - 01:17 AM
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 02:04 PM
What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow ?
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 03:09 PM
How much nuclear energy is required to send a 4,500 pound F-350 full cab to escape velocity?
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 05:04 PM
...Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
==Major T. J. "King" Kong
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 05:34 PM
Hey Noone....WOW...ur reply was better than William Of Wales !!! I just printed out the list for the better half to p/u tomorrow on the Saturday shopping spree... should be a "scooby doo" day !!!My immediate concern was the lack of Bourbon or such for snake bites etc. and the low number of packs of chewing gum...may need to use a lot of it to patch holes !!
Although there likely will be no time for a "hole in one"
!!!
This post has been edited by georgia: 15 February 2008 - 05:39 PM
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 06:12 PM
Once upon a time, there was a camel named John. He had no hump, though, so he was rather sad~ After a few years of crying his heart and soul out, creating a salty river of sorrow, he found a random hole in the middle of his tracks, which he then jumped into, leading him into hell. =) Yaaayyy!
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 07:00 PM
In this new year may everyone make happy tracks in the sand !!
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Posted 16 February 2008 - 07:28 AM
everyone on MySpace is a dead set n00b except for Matt Good. He is the only reason I have a myspace
This post has been edited by Teenage.Zombiee: 16 February 2008 - 07:31 AM
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Posted 02 March 2008 - 09:58 PM
I don't think the Age of Reason was very reasonable.
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Posted 03 March 2008 - 04:57 AM
Age of Empires sucks!
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 10:20 PM
"nothing sucks like an electrolux"
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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:59 PM
LOL Hey noone I've not heard that one for years !!!
It's true....my Electro is one of the best investments that we have made....we all appreciate it except our out door cat who got in the house one day and the better half who was doing a quick clean up caught the cats tail and it was horrific !! Our neighbors came knocking on the door to see what was going on it was so Loud... Needless to say the cat won't come into the house anymore !!!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained !!
Hey noone I've not heard that one for years !!!It's true....my Electro is one of the best investments that we have made....we all appreciate it except our out door cat who got in the house one day and the better half who was doing a quick clean up caught the cats tail and it was horrific !!
Our neighbors came knocking on the door to see what was going on it was so Loud... Needless to say the cat won't come into the house anymore !!!Nothing ventured, nothing gained !!
Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire.
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 03:54 PM
Hay there Georgia :wave:
They don't make'em like they used to huh Saw a demo one time where a guy sucked up a 3lb coffee can of sand and 1/2 inch ball bearings with a "little red pig" sweeper
Nothing makes a cat more nervous than a room full of rocking chairs
They don't make'em like they used to huh
Saw a demo one time where a guy sucked up a 3lb coffee can of sand and 1/2 inch ball bearings with a "little red pig" sweeper Nothing makes a cat more nervous than a room full of rocking chairs
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 03:54 PM
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
to the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing
-Macbeth
creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
to the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing
-Macbeth
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 05:55 PM
The day is never tomorrow.
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