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Messing With Google.com

Started by Andrew , Sep 05 2007 05:33 AM

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#1 Andrew

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Posted 05 September 2007 - 05:33 AM

Go to Google's main page.

Copy the following javascript into your address bar and press enter:

java script:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Have Fun!

Okay, some weirdness with the forum makes the "javascript" part of the code into "java script". Just remove the extraneous space.

Edited by Amazing Andrew, 05 September 2007 - 05:38 AM.

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#2 jhsmurray

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Posted 05 September 2007 - 08:09 AM

I almost fell out of my seat :thumbsup:

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#3 gaming freakz

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Posted 06 September 2007 - 12:17 PM

Great one there.! :thumbsup:

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#4 drunkle

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Posted 06 September 2007 - 05:47 PM

I almost fell out of my seat

Me Too! That was pretty cool.

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#5 Raker

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Posted 09 September 2007 - 08:58 PM

Cool! Can't stare at it too long or I'll get motion sickness!

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#6 BlackSpyder

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Posted 09 September 2007 - 09:52 PM

thats cool!! :thumbsup:

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#7 Andrew

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 05:56 AM

Have some fun and try it on other websites. Like web.archive.org

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#8 Andrew

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 06:00 AM

Also,
www.microsoft.com!
www.dowjones.com

Add you're own!

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#9 Andrew

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Posted 10 September 2007 - 05:42 PM

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/sp2/default.mspx
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/default.mspx

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Posted 14 September 2007 - 01:23 AM

Doesn't work with Google. It worked when I try google images tho :thumbsup:

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#11 Leon Siria

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Posted 14 September 2007 - 08:44 AM

Go to Google's main page.

Copy the following javascript into your address bar and press enter:

java script:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Have Fun!

Okay, some weirdness with the forum makes the "javascript" part of the code into "java script". Just remove the extraneous space.

Cool :thumbup2:It worked only on the Google images page not on the main web page. What does the code mean,anyway?

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#12 Andrew

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Posted 14 September 2007 - 09:21 AM

Cool It worked only on the Google images page not on the main web page.

That's weird. It works for me on a number of pages, including Google's main page. It may depend on your browser, though. I tried in in Firefox and IE7

What does the code mean,anyway?

java script:

this lets the browser know that what follows is a javascript function. It's like http:// or ftp:// but only it's java script:[br]

R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;

Here, we're declaring a few variables and their values.

DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length;

Here we're decalring two more variables that correspond to all the images on the page. DI.length refers to how many images their are.

function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5);

Here's the meat of the action! It's a bunch of gobbledegook to me, but I gather that it is manipulating the images positions via position.absolute in conjuntion with some knarly mathematical operations. (guess what? you can replace Math.sin and Math.cos with any javascript Math function!)

void(0);

this part kills any leftover data so that the page doesn't reload.

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#13 mlbrown

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 01:56 PM

cool find

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#14 delbertfanuncio

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 12:42 PM

this is cool! i will definitely share this to with my friends :thumbsup:

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#15 skyfuser

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 01:54 AM

HAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for this! This is hilarious. My mom nearly caught be doing irrelevant stuff because I was stifling my laughter :cool:

Edited by skyfuser, 29 November 2007 - 01:58 AM.

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