Sounds like you know my wife.....lol,she's always telling me "you are blind,it's right there where you left it."


What if there a ban on beer?

There would be a lot of slim looking people and "XXXL" companies would go out of business !!!

What if there were no caucus debates on TV ???

Wouldn't change anything around here; I don't have a t.v.

What if you grew a pepper as big as a house?

I'd hollow it out and turn it into a boat.


Is the pepper a red serano?

If you made a boat out of a red serano pepper you'd boil the lake dry.

What if it rained lemonade?

Everyone would eat yellow snow

What if bleepingcomputer was called beepingcomputer?

we would all have to reregister; might give Admin a headache or two too


what if, for one day, ALL petrol stations let us fill up for free

We'd have gallons of gasoline in our houses, but someone would light a careless match and detonate all of USA.

What if snow was purple?

you really do NOT want to know MY answer to that


what if the entire M25 motorway was SHUT for a whole day

Things would not be good.

What if I knew your answer to that?

you would know what I was thinking


what if your refrigerator packs up working overnight?

well then i would get a new refrigerator.

what if Microsoft took over the world, and forced everyone to use windows? O.O

then it's better because I use windows xp!

What if you are walking home from school and a group of older kids you know invites you to huff some gasoline with them?

I'd take it, put it in my imaginary car, and drive away!

What if this thread is purely imaginary?

I'd have a nice warm sweater. Come to think of it, I DO have a nice warm sweater.

What if daffodils grew out of your ears?

We'd all look very strange, and most of us would die due to "brainvasion" by the roots of said plants.

What if... what if?

My brain would get a vacation.

What if you could plant a penny and it grew into a penny tree?

Orange Blossom

We would plant quarters ;)

What if the sky was falling?

The ozone layer would break totally and we all would die from global warming.

What if Computer Viruses could come out of your computer and infect you?

The world would die?

whta fi we lal speelde lyk thys 4 da rets of r lyves?

Noone would understand you!

What if a virus existed that worked like Deep Freeze?

(My school uses DF and its a pain in the neck! And I have the password!)

Billy3

We'd all be High School students.

What if no one ever asked "what if"?

There would be far less creativity.

What if all schools were close enough to walk to?

Bus companies would go out of business.



What if the earth was invaded, alla Independence Day?

There are several different Independence Day's, they differ from one country to another. A lot of us probably wouldn't notice a thing.

What if your hair were 5 feet long?

I would still have a foot plus till it hit the ground

what if you woke up and found all your stuff had been replaced with exact duplicates ?

I'd still have problems finding anything!

What if you found a job in walking distance from home that pays less than your current job?

depends how much less, how far of a walk, and if I would like it . seems you could make less but still have more in some cases if you spend alot on transportation. (gas/oil)

what if everything really did taste like chicken ?

I'd go nuts.

What if a coconut tree grew in your back yard?

I would be eating, drinking, sprinkling, spreading, pouring, and cooking a lot of coconut this and coconut that.

What if you had to communicate with an animals?

I'd be calling Dr.Doolittle over

what if you you won a "bacon for life" contest ?

I'd invite Ms. Piggy over to be the caregiver

What if tv networks were limited to general programming only???

Georgia

I don't know, What do Generals like to watch?

what if you saw a elephant in your pajamas ?

I would know that someone should dial 9-1-1 and call for a straight jacket !!

What if you were cloned and the live version was put in Madame Tussauds gallery and presumed simply to be a wax replica ?????

I would want to see how much has changed (and look for Marilyn Monroe )

what if you could power your house with electric eels ?

I'd have to have a moat around the house, which means I'd have to blast through some bedrock.

What if you had a pet ostrich?

I wouldn't have "a" ostrich I would have a pair , have you seen the size of those eggs ?

what if you found a old coal mine entrance on your property , would you try to use it for heat and cooking ?

Cool, yes I would!

What if you saw an empty playground (with slides and swings etc.) and there was no one around. Would you go have a go on all that stuff?

probably not

What if you could get a free trip to Antarctica but you would have to stay through their winter ?

In the USA run scientific base or out in the cold with survival equiptment?

McMurdo, Survival gear wouldn't last long at between −112 °F to −130 °F temps. and 50+ mph winds in the open

LOL. Shakleton's men did it!


(Hey no-one, you have any idea why my number of posts id stuck on 22? No matter how many posts I make it stays the same?)

Posts in Forum Games don't count towards the number of posts.

Hi,

Thanks King. Thought I was going to have to post a problem!!

that's corruct Haviland Tuf

What if elephants were really afraid of mice?

They could NEVER face their fears!

What if the world really did revolve around you??

I would probably feel awkward and try to make the world revolve around someone else

What if Jedi Knights were real?

OK, that one's a bit lame
What if real life was like the stories we heard as kids?

Then we'd all live happily ever after.. I wish

What if this forum closed down?