Barter and exchange would come to the fore.

What if scientists manage to clone a dinosaur?

My godson would be out there trying to figure out how to shake hands...he wants to study paleontology when he goes to university ????

Hmmm.....if that happened there certainly would not be one giant foot print for mankind !!!

What if we lived perpetually in 24 hr darkness ??

I'd go crazy in less than a month.

What if everyone had his or her own garden?

I would want to be in the seed and garden supply business

What if everybody treated each other the way they wanted to be treated ?

Then the world would be a better place to live in.



What if the government decides we all must have imprinted barcoding to buy or sell?

I'd switch to gift giving and receiving.

What if there was a snake in your bed?

then I would have to throw a dead snake outside

what if you won the lottery ?

I'd pay off all my debts, get dad some hearing aids, and give the rest to worthy charities such as Habitat for Humanity.

Of course since I don't play the lottery, this won't happen.

What if you had a long, furry, prehensile tail?

I would probably have problems finding pants that fit right

what if you ran out of questions ?

Then we wouldn't be here

What if you turned into the opposite gender?

I'd be a babe!

What if you could change genders at will, just by wanting to?

I will use MY definition of gender. I'm already BOTH genders - masculine and feminine - so changing is irrelevant.

What if we could fly with our own wings?

Traffic jams would be consigned to the history books.

What if animals could speak?

I'm back in Narnia again. Yippee!!

What if Santa Claus knocked on your door?

I would give him my hiking compas and say "north is that way; good luck"

What if you could see the future?

What do you mean "what if"? Rhetorical question - I already know your answer.

What if the moon disappeared?

The earth would spin out of control without the moon as an anchor seasons would change, the deserts will become ice, the tides would change and there would be mass panic or something similar

What if junk food was healthy?

Then it wouldn't be junk food . My diet would be horrible then.

What if the United States never entered WWII?

The cold war might never have happened.

What if Lightsabers were real?

There would be some interesting light shows in the sky.

What if you could breathe underwater without oxygen tanks?

We would probably clean the oceans up a bit.

What if computers could fix themselves?

I would be so happy and we'd play forum games all day....

What if the sun suddenly went out?

I would spend a fortune on batteries.

What if Linux was not free?

Guess you would have to pay for it.

What if we had to revert back to 5 -1/4" floppy disks?

Then i would have to buy a floppy disk.

What if you lost your log in password for your favorite website ?

I'd have to conjure it back up.

What if it snowed popcorn?

It looks like we're running out of ideas, here.

What if we run out of "what ifs"?

Then we would have to create another game like "why is it"

What if there was another game called "why is it"

I'd think I was tripping on acid (not that I take it) or going insane or dreaming and then perhaps eat some(but not ones on the ground)

Since I'm new to this this one may have already been done so sorry if it has.

What if Britney Spears had a sex change?

Maybe a what is it game, like show a weird or obscured picture of something and ask what is it?

Off topic, are you by any chance a Futurama fan?

Well done, EnigmaChick, you are one of the three people now who knows the reference!

She would get entirely different roles to perform.

What if all of our roads turned into gardens?

People would walk a lot more.

What if computers actually did what you want them to do as opposed to what you told them to do?

I would be Master of the Universe! Bwahahahaha!!

What if everyone that had murdered suddenly died, spontaneously and at the same time?

I'd study to be a mortician

What if everything was black and white and there were no more beautiful colors ???

TVs would be a lot cheaper.

What if politicians suddenly could not lie?

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling
Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
need I say more ?


What if you woke up and looked in the mirror and it wasn't you looking back ?

I'd hope I had enough money to retire and start smoking and drinking every day.


What if I failed an entire semester again at college?

I'd cut back on the number of classes I was taking and pray for help

what if "someday" was tomorrow ?

Some day is as unlikely to arrive as tomorrow! It would just seem closer.

What if you woke up and saw a giraffe in your bedroom?

I would think "This has got to be some kind of weird dream"

what if groundhogs grew to be 6 foot long ?

There'd be some mighty big holes in my yard.

What if you could shrink your car and put it in your pocket?

I wouldn't have to worry about locking the doors any more or scrape ice off the windows

what if you could get your wish for what ever you wanted , but the person you disliked the most got double that ?

I'd mostly be grateful I at least got it in the first place!

What if we were really in the Matrix?

Then the next question just has to be....

The Red Pill or the Blue Pill?

Well, what if there was a green pill?

It would be a parsley pill. I like parsley.

What if your mother fixed spaghetti with tuna fish in it?

I'd eat it, because I like tuna.

What if ice cream didn't exist?

I'd eat a lot more frozen yogurt. Hmm. I wonder if they make butter pecan frozen yogurt.

What if you could refill the food cabinet by crossing your eyes?

I'd cross my eyes so much they would become permanently crossed, and I'd die from drowning in melted ice cream. Ouch!

What if the next person who reads this thread is blind, but they can see it anyways (not Braille)?