I'd run away off into the sunset with my buddy next to me, and never look back.

What if you found a genie lamp, would you be able to come up with 3 good wishes that you know you would never regret?

I'd wish 3 times each to have 3 more wishes!!





What if you could meet any historic person you wanted to?

Then I would meet Julius Cesar and together we would rule the world!


What if bugs suddenly became larger than houses?

You didn't happen to hear about that one they said they "found" that was about 8 feet long now did ya?

I'd jump on my magic carpet and fly to my bestest buddy's house because she would protect me, right Iodine?

What if you could never take a shower or bath because water would melt you. Would you be able to handle your own stench?

If I cut off my nose, yes.

What if computers started to tell us what to do?

It would become simply toooooooooo much as my better half takes on that task !!!

What if Snoopy and the Red Baron arrive at your house for Christmas????

I'd make them park their planes in the garage!!


(HI! Georgia)


What if after spending hours putting the kids Christmas presents together with Chinese instructions Santa Claus showed up for real?

I'd offer the Kindly garbed in Red Gent a cup of chinese tea and strawberry jello with some chopsticks to eat it with , and some Bok Choy for Rudolph and then I would begin my first lesson from Sandy Claus in "Mandarin" as I gobbled down my oranges and disassembled my embarrassingly array of incorrectly constructed toys !!!

Hi Iodine... Hope Sandy Claws was good to you and that the New Year is filled with Good Health and Happiness and your presence at BC !!!

What if Santa was not good to U ??? LOL

I would have to ask 'why'



what if next time you try to switch it on your computer fails to report for duty

I'd do the same thing I do when my brain fails to report.

What if the atmosphere suddenly developed a high percentage of nitrous oxide?

Whoa!!!! We sure would be one happy planet!!!






What if you woke up and found that all of your hair was still on the pillow but your head sure wasn't!!


Hey there Georgia!! Yep, I haven't been around much lately. I've been busier than a one armed paper hanger!! Tee!! Hee!! But it sure is nice to know I was missed. I'll have to make more of a point to drop in here, we've been at these games for a long time haven't we!!

I'd spend a lot less on shampoo. But my ears would get really cold!


What if everyone woke up the opposite sex of what they were?

The better half would be profoundedly frustrated trying to find an "itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini" to go on our next cruise !!!
And I wouldn't have to worry about trips to the beauty salon....just go for the spiked look !!!

What if you had the winning numbers in the jackpot lottery and your ticket was in your jeans pocket that went through the washing machine ???

I'd make confetti.

What if you had 26 bushels of tomatoes in your garden?

I'd be eating a lot of spaghetti and my Italian friends would all be all shouting "mama mia" !! My My !!

What if we had no more national holidays ????

I wouldn't get any more time and a half pay.

What if a bird nested in the dryer vent?

A lot of retailers would be shouting "mama mia!".

What if we had gills as well as lungs?

We'd get caught in a lot of gill netters if we fell overboard !!!

What if it is too late to implement this "green" project for our global warming problem??

What "global warming problem"?

What if people actually thought about things, instead of blindly believing whatever political agenda happened to be popular?

Then there would have been too many thoughtful people and the world would have been unmanageable!

What if Barack Obama became the next American president and painted the White House black?!
(Just came to my mind. No racism intended- just a question from a non-American black from Africa!)

When the sun shone on it, it would still look white!

What if it snowed 20 feet of snow in one day?

I'd be watching 10 penguins walking around....Hmmmm 10 times 2...that's 20 feet !!

What if there is a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow ???

Which end?

What if pigs suddenly could fly?

Then last year would have flown by fast as it was the Chinese year of the pig !!!

BTW, it would not matter which end of the rainbow....I am not choosy !!!!

What if there was such a thing as income tax equity and joe/jane doe "middle class" paid less and the "millionaire's club" paid more ???

People would argue they belonged in middle-class and not the millionaires club.

What if money were unnecessary?

The government wouldn't know what to do with itself !!

What if the Indigenous people of the Americas enforced the treaties that have been breached by the federal governments???

A topic of breaches by colonialists that truly bothers me BTW !!!

Mixed reactions.

What if there was an elephant in your backyard?

I'd go broke buying freezers to keep all that meat in!

What if you really could knit another dog out of the fur that yours sheds?

At least I would know which one messed up the carpet

What if they invented a horse big enough to jump over the moon?

Where would it stand in order to jump?

What if you could pick pineapples in your back yard?

You'd probably be living in Hawaii.

What if 12/23/2012 really is going to be the end?

Every ending is also a beginning.

What if a tulip grew on the end of your nose?

I'd be cross-eyed and wet in the face from watering, runny nose from allergy and see red!!

What if all junk food was taken off the store shelves ??

I suppose all mothers across the planet would be happy,forced to eat fruits and veggies,with no junk food in sight.

What if the internet just suddenly ceased to exist?

We'd all have to start using actual paper money again!

What if the answer really is 42?

Hmmmmm, interesting....ponders that thought.




What if?.......I forgot what the question was?

It would be evidence of a "senior moment". It's amazing how young one can be to have one of those.

What if elves were real?

Christmas presents for all!

What if...Gummi Bears were real?

You all are going to what if yourself into a paralyzing paranoia.. or even maybe to death

Uhhhhhh..... what if Pandy is correct !!!
Hi Pandy, happy two - oh - oh - ate !!!! LOL

Then those people who weren't dead would be paralyzed...

What if you were set up for killing the vice president's brother?

Slingshots won't work !! Born and raised in the country !!!

What if cigarettes are banned everywhere and M$ has a built in program to detect home use while on the comp ??
LOL

I'd breathe easier.

What if there were no electricity?

I would have to watch TV in the dark

what if your pet could talk ?

I'd be in Narnia, and my 'pet' would be a friend rather than a pet.

What if a woodpecker nested in your wall?

I'd have to rebuild the walls,to fix the buckshot holes to rid of the woodpecker.


What if the next time you get a windows error,it says"smooth move,exlax."

I'd unplug my internet connection and start scanning with security programs like crazy and likely post an HJT log in the HJT forum.

What if you were offered a job within walking distance of your home, but taking it would result in a pay cut?

I'd take it anyway, b/c I love the tranquility of my home and squeeze all the quality time that I can in with my family which is my priority....we would simply adapt our lifestyle to the pay check...no big deal !!

What if we had to work 12 hour days 7 days a week with no day of rest ??

I thought this was supposed to be about things that don't really happen.


What if we suddenly started receiving alien radio and TV broadcasts?

We already do CNN.. Well really if that started to happen I guess we would get an extraterrestrial opinion on ourselves which would be the good kick in the pants that we deserve for messing up our good earth's formerly healthy environment.

BTW Matty I did not know that people were working 12 hours a day and 7 days a week... 6 - 6, 8 - 8. 9 -9???? 84 hrs per week... and the unions allow it ????

What if the banks all shut down without returning client's monies ???