Not if it was the only way I could move or I'd come to your house and make you carry crazy old Mrs. Iodine around for the rest of your life.






What would you do if refridgeration didn't exist anymore?

I'd move to Alaska, or get me one of these

What if you had choose a skin tone and had the choice of being, green, orange, or yellow, which on would you be?

Green so I would only have to put black on my face when the teens go out on their manoeuvers in the Army Auxilliary.

What if Elvis Presley did not have his daughter Lisa Marie who bears such a fantastic resemblance to her late father and talent as well, continuing on contributing to the music world with her era of music??

Michael Jackson would have been short one wife!!




What if they suddenly found that they could support life on Saturn and were colonizing it?

I would pray that a country with nuclear arms would bomb it ... who wants another world of misfits.

What if there were no ipods?

Other companies might make more money. And there may be less moans and groans from sufferers of headaches

What if BC didn't exist?

Guess I'd just stay home and play solitare and have debates with myself!!





What if there were no males or females of any species including man?

Funeral parlours would go out of business !!

What if all coffee plantations dried up?

We'd all be jonesin' for Moutain Dew for our caffiene kick!





What if the government monitored everyone in there homes and everywhere they went?
( Big brother is watching)

Don't say that they probably are at the drawing boards right now figuring it out....just kidding about the statement which is probably not that far out.......hmmm getting back to the game!!

Life would not be worth living b/c we would have to look over our shoulders all of the time and probably have a nervous breakdown and our children would grow up misfits!!!!

What if cameras were forbidden to be owned by public newspapers and magazines etc.????

We probably would never seen that Britanny Spears doesn't wear underwear!! ( What a shot!!)




What if we found out that we are all just a part of someone's ant farm, a really big ant farm,but an ant farm none the less!!

Well my pants would be pretty itchy and the "buns" rare and life would be lonely without uncles except uncle sam would likely be still on the Hill and life without cinnamon would be misery since most ants don't like it!!! But if we were alll ants we would never have fear of getting stepped on!!

What if there was one common language so that everyone in the world could understand one another.

We'd have constant feuds because everyone would be able to hear and understand the "secret" insults of others you cinnamon eating ant!!!

Georgia, there is no world without cinnamon---Let's run out and get some coffee cake!!



What if you always smelled like the last thing you ate??

I'd have all the cats in the neighborhood tailing me as we eat pacific coast salmon here at least 2 -3 times a week and that would not make my life a "cat's meow", that is for sure!!!
Cats needle the lap too much for my liking.

What if we had to sing for our supper???

My mum would dread having to feed me (terrible voice but i like it ).

What if you were my imaginary friend?

I don't have too much of an imagination, so you would likely find me "boring"!!!

What if there were no environmentalists????

The air would probably be so thick you could cut it with a knife and we'd have to go and pay to see anything living that was green!!





What if China takes over the U.S.?

Hmmmm.....it would be very difficult for me to eat jello with chopsticks!!!

What if pigs could fly???

First, my windsheild wipers would barely run, Secondly I would want to own a car wash

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if there were no hypothetical questions ?


from "if pigs had wings" by Heywood Banks
Oh, look up yonder
On the telephone line
Just a-snortin' and a-gruntin'
It's a flock o' swine!
If pigs had wings
and birds had none
My windshield wipers
could barely run

had to bring out the kleenex box and wipe the eyes on that no one....never heard that one before!!!!!

What if there were no such thing as dentures for toothless people??????

You'd find out real fast if anyone had a "Big Secret".

What if you actually could knit another dog from shed fur?

I'd name him a Shedfursur Terrier and stand the little bugger in the corner so he couldn't get hair all over the place like the one I had to kill before he took up residence!!





What if you could stop time?

I would have waaayy too much fun. I'd walk down Main Street, strip everybody nekkid, and leave their clothes in piles next to them. Then start time again. This would be especially fun in winter. One of many little practical jokes.

What if the Sun changed color, and everything (including you!!) took on a bilious green hue?

Alrighty!! Green, the color of money!! Suits me just fine, always did like green.



What if you knew for a fact that tomorrow would be the end of the earth?

Oh, well. Excrement occurs.

What if all water became salt water?

I guess we'd all better learn how to distill water, I know how, do you? Oh what the heck "LET THEM DRINK BEER!!" ( yes I know there's water in beer )







What if everything you ate tasted the same and it wasn't exactly pleasant?

I would diminish and there would be " no one " posting now!!!

What if all that was on tv was comedy and there were no violent shows?

We'd probably have a lower crime rate because if you don't know how to commit a crime it's easy enough to find out they give directions on almost every show you watch.



What if you woke one morning only to find that what you thought was reality was actually just a dream.

(Hmm that's hard lol)

You go to the pub and get drunk, then it will all be a dream again until the next morning.


What if people could sleep when they wanted to or need to?

Well then the world would be filled with the sound of snoring.

What if you had to choose between a pig nose, or an elephant trunk as a nose, which one would you choose?

elephant trunk, it would come in handy when picking apples, wouldn't have to worry about the absence of showers while camping and I could join the local fire department, rather handy don't ya think?





what if you found that you were a complete duplicate of another person that was either older than you or younger than you?

...I can't imagine dancin with my cane to "Jumpin Jack Flash"....it would give me gas!!!! and the younger version boppin around with Pink, green, yellow hair with a ring in my nose, belly button and tongue..........Mick would live forever!!!

What if you woke up and found that you were Queen Elizabeth???!!!

People would go out into the streets looking for entertainment.

What if movies containing extreme violence were rated "X", and movies with sex were rated "PG"?

I'd simply turn off the tube...who needs it anyway....it is hi tech era now !!!

What if pro sports players never got paid but simply played for the love of the sport?????

While in Hawaii, I talked to a guy that was a back on the Australian Champions football (not soccer) team. He told me they don't get paid. They played ball in addition to making a living. We got an Aussie around that can verify or refute this?

What if dogs could suddenly talk?

Then they would tell us humans how stupid we are

What if Elephants could fly?

Then we would be in BIG trouble if they pooped!!


What if everthing was made of chocolate?

People living in warm climates would be screwed!

What if sunlight became deadly?

Originally posted by Iodine:

See my sig. Just had to bring this one up again as it was to much of a coincidence :D

Back to the game,



I would be okey as i live in gloomy england but sales for umbrellas in america, egypt, etc would rocket!

What if the dinosaurs never became extinct?

Edited: Corrected the terrible spelling

Big game hunting would have a very different meaning.


What if the refrigerator had never been invented?

We would be chubbier because we would have to eat our food faster.


What if AMD could compete with Intel?

???

What if we find out what AMD stands for?

Scary, really scary!!

Advanced Micro Devices

Your signature reminded me of this, for some reason:

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

What if humans had fur?

Then they would be jolly warm in the summer and flys would surround them and animals would mistake them for being one of them (assuming they are furry that is) and the possibility of cross pollination would occur (polite way of saying..you know..mating..doh..said it..lol!) and all of human kind would look odd...



What if the moon was really made of cheese?

Then I would build a spaceship, sabotage NASA and everyone else doing the same so I could have it all for myself.

What if monkeys are secretly producing WMDs?

Have you ever smelled a monkey house? Nothing secret about it.

What if the Earth really was flat?

Flat huh? Well I guess that Atlas would be holding a frisbee instead of a globe!!



What if the natives had killed Columbus and all who came with him or after him, not permitting any return to Europe?

Then Hiawatha would be president of the USA.

What if Microsoft actually made a working application?

We'd all die of shock!!





What if you were only 6 inches tall?