Rules: You can only post three words for your part.
No double-posting. You can post again as long as there's a post after your last one.
Keep it somewhat clean.
After every other page or so, there will be a dump of the story into paragraphs.

Once upon a

time there was

a lobster man

who had a

house full of

dirty laundry. So

he took a

lead pipe and

beat his neighbor

until the clothes

drier buzzer rang

and he remembered

he had no

clothes at all

and fled with

his hands on

his private parts.

I saw that one coming

in order to

keep them from

Falling off in

a ditch, he

made sure he

grabbed something off

which he put

I think we should steer this Great American Novel in a less risque direction.
Regards,
John
Global Moderator

sorry John..

on, and he

realised was terribly

on fire! He

started running towards

the Canadian border

where he immediately

shot to death...

the first person

Sorry about that..it was getting a little too suggestive.


who noticed that

he was actually

A ROBOT! He

Story So Far...

Once upon a time there was a lobster man who had a house full of dirty laundry. So he took a lead pipe and beat his neighbor until the clothes drier buzzer rang and he remembered he had no clothes at all, and fled with his hands on his private parts in order to keep them from falling off in the ditch. He made sure he grabbed something off (which he put back on), and he realized was terribly on fire! He started running towards the Canadian Border where he immediately shot to death the first person who noticed that he was actually a ROBOT! He...

could not resist

the temptation to

to make a

beeline for the

sandwich full of

Bacon, Lotsa, Bacon

While eating it

While eating it

he realized that

he forgot his

cheese and he

Tink.. you and cheese
turned around and

stole some from