the interior of a computer!!

Sorry too, I say we fight to keep this baby alive!! We've raised it this far no sense in letting it die now!!

And so the programs danced and sing,drank some digital whiskey and wine

Will do Iodine!! especially in weekends,thats where most of my spare time comes in just right after i study HJT
Ahh!!! i forgot to track down the recap lost the text file because of the reformatt of the virus
well i guess I'll have to do it all over again

until their circuits


Know all about boredom GMan, you know me and my stupid insomnia!!

got cut out and so the fun had ended so Gman had to make a ribbon out of the wires

Wondering if were the only 2 people who would continue this...
Well if i can make a recap in the next page and made it interesting...,probably this thread would still continue

and placed the ribbon on top of his head, and did the Macarena. While Iodine sat back and watched Gman shake it.



Gman do you really think that I would leave the 3 word story to just you and Iodine to finish it? Of coarse not I just have been really busy taking care of fixing up the house (Painting, flooring, etc). Plus I got sick, and of coarse this computer wants to act up with me. I really need a new computer, anyone feel like buying me one? Anyways I hope you have been doing good Gman, hope to see you post.

until his jeans ripped and embarressed him so bad that he



hello all!!! And we live again to fight another day!!!!

made Iodine run away with her pants ripped down too
Well I guess it's the three of us now left in this topic verge of extinction

fortunatly she was wearing her very best under garments (the ones without holes) but it didn't keep her from tripping and falling into



Now be kind...yeh right!!

I think we can save our novel guys and those that have dropped out will regret it when we get it published and make our fortune from it. Then we can all get really great cars GMan!!!

Well then,If we are to publish it,then lets make this a good one
Although I'd first like to start with the "Attachment" section I just can't find it when i Add a reply though
I mean,we can't continue this forever now can we??
This story has got to end,in a certain point.

Cozy's eternal depths full of clothing,sugar,and macaroni salad So uncle Bob tumbled down form Mount Olympus to Iodine's house and fight her with a flying toothpaste Since Mrs.Crazy Iodine had made uncle Bob's house,a big supermarket

And for the recap...
==============="From the kookiest minds of Bleeping Computers cuckoos" ==============
Once upon a time there was a lobster man who had a house full of dirty laundry. So he took a lead pipe and beat his neighbor until the clothes drier buzzer rang and he remembered he had no clothes at all, and fled with his hands on his private parts in order to keep them from falling off in the ditch. He made sure he grabbed something off (which he put back on), and he realized was terribly on fire! He started running towards the Canadian Border where he immediately shot to death the first person who noticed that he was actually a ROBOT! He could not resist the temptation to make a beeline for the sandwich full of bacon, lotsa bacon.
While eating it, he realized that he forgot his cheese and he turned around and stole some from the first person who remarked that "My cheeses pleases." To his suprise, when he was on his way to an elderly home, he was thinking about a new way to get to the next level of Dante's Hell. So he tried taking a drink from Tequilla bottles with his hand wrapped around a stick he brought to his head while he searched for the thing he had forgotten to remember. In the meantime at a ranch, Uncle Joe wondered whatever happened to his forgetful nephew who was last seen during Christmas celebrations at the local bar?
The unfortunate nephew had too much milk since he had an awful severe lactose intolerance. He spent the money on frivolous gadgets that he thought were cool for doing the most inane things. At the same time he was working on a project that he made with Yak, who was a talking Tibetan critter that had a passion forcheesemaking. He also created the finest brand of Scotch Whiskey, which he tasted to his delight, and went on a wild drinking spree where he made a complete recovery from a drunken night out with a cup of black coffee and a bagel. <With> The bottle still by his feet, <a> very strange looking thirsty vagrant approached when he suddenly reached down; and with his eyes glued on the window where he spotted one more loner who was lonely just like he was in the same unfortunate situation that he had been before. So, he offered him some words of encouragement and while looking at the near empty glasses he made, he felt somewhat hungry for some of those amazing cheesecakes which he could still taste from yesterday.
So, he rummaged for the cheesecake and thought of his new friend standing over on his two feet. While licking his lips, he imagined he <had> the finest cheesecake money could buy. However, just as he found his grandfather watch fob, he noticed that he didn't have enough time to wonder what happened to the only person he thought would be there. He therefore went to the phonebooth and dialed the number for Dominos, but alas, he called the Whitehouse, and the president's personal chef asked, "How did you know cheese was on the snackbar?"
Lobster man replied, "I am a bit confused, but perhaps you could help me out and send over two very fine special agents, who know their cheeses so well that they can smell when they open from where the different varieties are stored under lock and key, preventing it from doing the most disasterous, which then dropped the biggest stench of Limburger imaginable in his frontyard." He screamed, "Oh, where are the Ritz Crackers and spreaders! Oh noes!"
He began to tremble with excitement, and started looking amongst the other boxes around his humble dwellings for his collection of cheeses, which he remembered he put in the bathroom, so he could wet them while he waited for his meal to be delivered by Pizza Hut. When he opened the door, he saw his ex standing there in only 2 pieces of paper, and she pulled off the hair on her arms and back. She felt the pain of rejection and the sense of urgency because her ex, Lobsterman, was standing right next to him, smiling viciously at the last piece of cheese which was very, very stinky, and moldy, to the extent that it spread and therefore was identified as being a threat to National Security.

Just when he was about to grab a knife to cut open the big bag of crackers to go to the park, he realized that whatever he saw was not what he expected. What he saw brought great surprise to nobody there, since he was hidden by shadows. He pulled out into the darkness and thought of anything but cheese, which made him head straight for the bathroom, which was already occupied by someone and a strong smell made him puke so much he could fill the bowl, and then some, but he decided not to make use of the spatula that he used for hitting to clean the sink, which he always made a habit of while he brushes his cheese bowls and thinks of his great life before he went to hell and back. Although the advice he got from his psychic advisor told him to stay at hell and never return, forever and ever, unless the Eagles drop a 'bomb' on the sheets.
The next day he went to the dentist for a real good drilling of his incisors and found out that he was no longer capable of having hard food unless he took a nitrous oxide blast up his nostrils and his voice blurred until he passed out cold. When he awoke, he noticed his left kidney was on his right, and vice-versa, whilst he felt the whole of his esoterically arcane existence fade before his precious blue-vein cheese.
In the meantime, thunder clouds were menacingly rolling in, then he heard someone faintly calling, “Where are you?” He couldn't quite grasp the meaning, so he continued to be a nuisance and avoid anything to do.
Angrily, the voice in his head screamed, "Come into the plasma vortex and give me the gigawatt capacitator so I can stink up the entire earth." Lobsterman, still busy doing all the things forbidden by law, began to count his insy weensy puppies that barked with an enormous sound that made the house shake. He thought of a solution to keeping "Poutine" hot but could not leave it alone and refused to go any further into the deepest pool of the black pearl dolphin. So instead he reversed his course thinking of the little pretty sparkly stars which he saw during the time he was incarcerated in the dark prison camp, which was rat infested, and gave the chimpanzee who walked beside him a diamond ring. He also gave the baby flamingo a fist full of noodles because he knew he had information on the person that was interested in hidden treasures that would bring him glorious arrays of melted cheese, which he needed for his prairie dogs.
Then <he> went to the porta potty with the Sears electric drill gun Catalog, and the chimpanzee took the drill and inserted it into the predrilled pilot hole inside foojiwalamon, the monkey who was patiently waiting for Master Koliarmowisaka to reveal the map only Foojiwalamon could know about. Moreover, this seems confusing, Master Koliarmowisaka had more than enough time to think about the consequences, but refused to see Foojiwalamon because he has to experience the Moonjipkalibog then make sushi for Master Koliarmowisaka while looking at Master's stomach's encryptions and still be able to hear the sounds which summon the map. He began to travel towards Moonjipkalibog with a sword, some bananas, a blender, and a enchanted stuffed teddy.
Using the banana, to conceal the predrilled pilot hole, he proceeded to-wards Moonjipkalibog knowing that in no uncertain terms he went to trial for murdering the fearsome Glifdagworblmn so he cartwheeled to the horizon where he encountered the Gates to Moonjipkalibog.
When he saw the armoured Fyndilskilwips peeled a banana, he panicked and swallowed the rind. Somehow they had a large throat conjoined, and tryed with a big ear piercing screech that made him cry out for mommy to make...them stop, they all went back and charged. Foojiwalamon turned around and fired a rocket so high up that it whent for a spin as it crashed against one yeti who stood and eat a banana.
The fyndilskilwips caught a bird with their lances stabbing, and a bullet suddenly grazed past. the cat fish holding the gun, shot the musketeer riding the yeti beneath under water and to his thought he said "byeeee" and vanished. At the same time Foojiwalamon sneaked drunkly in the wooden cabin where a sharpshooter was hiding behind a 1mm thick toilet where he was eating ice cream , chocolate ice cream with colorful sprinkles when he saw the biggest ugliest spider he had ever witnessed playing monoply dressed as a shimmering green broach about to pop out of the closet when suddenly he saw
an even larger cockroach running straight into the box Full of dynamites where he started to fart uncontrollably. and so the roach was surrounded with ignited dynamites blowing him clear above of the glass shower door He then scurried thru a crack that was hairy and smell alot with flies dancing around him while he nestled himself into the warm dark and damp muskiness that he so carefully sought when injured so he could be recuperate and think about his flatulence.
Suddenly he turned and saw No One sniffing the air with his nose to sniff out the vulgair odeur of fermented armpits knowing the spider would be gassed and could not avoid any other confrontation with those sneakily conspiring groups , he went to trying to destroy every single crate greasy black bananas decorated with fermented grapes that were left behind by the pickle people while the were seven mouldy giants chasing quickly after Iodine because she at home fighting two big goblins with spiked clubs and leather whips that had a bunch of feathers until a guy named Commander Gman! Commander GMan decided to wear a pair of neon incredibly tight and magical, which allowed him to turn into a lady The transformation was so incredible that he was asked to marry the air of dust

=====================Chapter 4"What happened to Gman's vacation smile.gif"=====================
Cozy gave Fozzie Gmans shotgun because Fozzie wanted to pawn if for getting some of Iodine's nasty wig in order to sleep because he was busy to much drinking soda forcing him to
pee like a drunken lizzard while looking for his ear hairs that Iodine had in her armpits looking like a sasquatches butt crack which apparently was infested with fleas that smelled like toasted green meatballs that Cozy loved since her experience of having a
having supper with giant sasquatches whom are Fozzie's Friends When Fozzie heard that the sasquatches kidnapped Umbrella,Fozzie immediately came to the rescue with all saddles blazing wearing bright pink leatards with sequins At the same time Gman came pumped up to
scrub down Iodines armpits with melted butter with a raiserblade so sharp that it could slice cherry pits in three parts like cheesecake slices.
So Fozzie carefully looked around and and saw Umbrella being taken away in a shiny box full off circus fleas that were crawling all around the dung in the dung were two tiny planets, which could only she could put the man's hotdogs in a barbecue eaten by little furry gremlins which were Fozzie's and Gman's favorite least liked creatures because they always jump over Cozy and chase after Umbrella down the river because she had punched Iodine So then Iodine fired a gun which backfired and pierced Umbrella's head
Luckily her head smashed fozzie's and bounced off of the bricks. So then Gman started spitting in Iodine's eye to try and fry it for a midnight snack then Iodine bit Gmans nose and Cozy bit Fozzie's left ear who than grabbed by Umbrella so she could reach Fozzie's ultra-sized shotgun
Because she was so much infactuated that if she didn't get it she would immediately fall over and eat Commander Gman's mysterious meat sandwich. When PVMultimedia heard that his beloved wife was brutally licked by smilies,Fozzie ran like a cheese rolling guy in WWII whom smelled like
apple juice and week old barbecued hard boiled eggs and made sure that Iodine was in big trouble because of her absence here in making sure that Fozzie benefits over his very nice brand new deal which he glaadfully gave to Gman after receiving a panties on his Sale,Iodine went down the road
to fetch a pail of water which he than had to go around & around he then did a cartwheel down the hill where he dropped Umbrellas magical thumb that had spikes going all around that interfered with her unusual habit of bopping people backwards which was hard to get because every time she tried it,
she squeaks loud and burps so harshly that the people are fascinated and gape in hole she called "The Umbrella Maneuver". by her Flatulence!!!!!! So after that,she went to the flea market to buy some toenail fungus ointment and ate some jellybeans soaked in lots of tapeworms While doing that
Gman got promoted to the head!! and sailed the Big cruiser to the mysterious island full of Treasures .
=====================Chapter 5 "The Island"================================================
he first decided to pull down the big map which was soaked with algae then licked it clean
so that nobody Can touch it In the meantime Fozzie and Iodine raced to the Ninja Turtles sewer
to become a sludge goblin that had a very bad case of fever so Umbrella sprung into action
right away and hasted to the Armory where she grabbed the biggest largest humongous Spear
of asparagus she could lay her hands on without even touching it because the gloves Are not Touching+it
since she leftem And wore it again ina crazed fit She held it tight to'er chest crying
and so Gman removed all the staples & nails because he felt bad that Umbrella was treated like a human pincushion.
so Gman then used a magical wand to undo everything and back right were we started
Once upon a time Iodine jumped into the depths Of Dante's Peak wondering whether the Volcano would errupt
Moreover Iodine cracked and fell down and laughed hysterically to the depths of the glow-in-the-dark
toe licking hippopotamuses wallowing in pits of strawberry jello Then Gman whent around the volcano
to meet up with the Kookiest Cuckoo tribe leader to try to Attend the greatest party ever held in
the interior of a computer!! And so the programs danced and sing,drank some digital whiskey and wine
until their circuits got cut out and so the fun had ended so Gman had to make a ribbon out of the wires
and placed the ribbon on top of his head, and did the Macarena. While Iodine sat back and watched Gman shake it.
until his jeans ripped and embarressed him so bad that he made Iodine run away with her pants ripped down too
fortunatly she was wearing her very best under garments (the ones without holes) but it didn't keep her from tripping and falling into
Cozy's eternal depths full of clothing,sugar,and macaroni salad So uncle Bob tumbled down form Mount Olympus to Iodine's house and fight her with a flying toothpaste
Since Mrs.Crazy Iodine had made uncle Bob's house,a big supermarket.

How'd you know I had an uncle named Bob?
GMan- "I mean,we can't continue this forever now can we??"
Sure we can, after all we are BC's kookiest cuckoos.


Uncle Bob whistled and a thousand penguins popped out of no where and started a food fight. Gman heard Iodines faint cries and cartwheeled to her rescue. He turned his back towards the penguins and bent forward and let off a stink bomb which stunned the penguins. Needless to say the food rotted and turned to dust, and uncle Bob was trapped in the green cloud.

Bravo Gman for the recap, it must have taken some time to get it all down!!
Cozy, you are one sick puppy!!! green cloud huh? Wow, I always thought they were purple!
I'd love to see you do a cartwheel Gman!!


Iodine ran for her life knowing that the green gas was more deadly to her than any

Maybe....just a lucky guess

Thanks

other uncle in the world. Running for her life,Gman snatched Iodine from a helicopter that flew far away and disappeared.2 years after that incident,uncle Bob drank so much beer that he whent too insane.

Because of that Uncle Bob ended up in a hospital, but he escaped by leaping out the window. To his surprise, he was now...

A man who would wear his pants backwards and speak in a very humble but drunken tone.
He was known for great wisdom and clarity when he ran and walked backwards.

Umbrella Nice to see you again too.

However, Cozy came along and insisted that he start walking forward and threatened him with bodily harm if he didn't.

Welcome back Umbrella

Funny how we turned this from the "Three word" story to the "More than three word" story.

Good to see you Umbrella, hope you have been well.

Gman ignored Iodines advice so Cozy took Gman out to the woods and tied him to a tree by his long thick dragon like toe nails, and tickled him till he passed out.

But luckily with Uncle Bob to the rescue,He threw his stick made boomerang onto the rope and pierced through Cozy's long thick dragon like toe nails which was then cut into pieces but suddenly out of vengance,Uncle Bob decided to challenge Cozy the dragon nailed monster one on one with Uncle Bob
So the 2 fought,each with their own weapons Uncle Bob had a


Well,I think it's just time that we should be
If we 4 are the only ones who participate in this topic

stick of string cheesein honor of Lobster Man who so dearly loved cheese and Cozy, aka - Old Dragon Nails chose to fight with

You guys sure crack me up.


Iodines holey underwear by placing them on his head. When Gman had seen what Lobster Man had done, he thought that was the new fashion trend so he took of his lucky spice girls underwear that he had been wearing for nearly a decade and placed him on Iodines head.

Wow.

Just Wow.

I'm amazed.

I gotta ask---GMAN!!! SPICE GIRL UNDERWEAR!!!???? you are a sick little puppy aren't you, it's probably from only changing your underwear once a decade


Iodine didn't like the Spice Girls so she traded the underwear for a t-shirt with so many holes in it that..

as soon as she put it on her head it disintegrated. Gman then grabbed his lucky spice girls underwear, placed it back onto Iodines head and then duct taped her hands to her head to insure that she would not take them off again. Poor Iodine started to rapidly convulse and profusely sweat then passed out because of the horrible funky smell that was infused into the fibers.

The stench from the fibers, were in fact, so horribly strong and pungent that with the aid of the sweat that had soaked Iodine's head it loosened the adhesive of the worlds strongest tape and Iodine was able to once again rid herself of the loathed spice girl underwear, which she immediatly sent overnight express to Gman!!!! When he opened the package the stench




HI!!!! ALLL!!!!!!Missed you guys!! I'm gonna have to quit this running off for days at a time before long and start staying home a little more!!! Yeh, right!!!

was so overpowering that the package itself melted. In a flash, Gman

Carried it away

until it seemed

very unlikely that

anyone would really

buy a ps3.

Unless of course.

desperation had taken

over the mindless

consumers lunging for

Snake's latest adventure.

on the Planet

Tripyabuddy where only

Tripyabuddy


the trippiest buddies

would trip with ( you do mean fall over dont you? )

Yep Dolly, you got it. Leave it to Cozy to figure see exactly what I had named the planet!!! HAIL TO THEE OH COMFY COZY!! ( I just couldn't help myself, by the way Dolly, Cozy is pretty much as crazy as I am and I already know that you're just as bad as me!! )

scissors in their

very small dirty

mouths that stunk

very stongly of

lobster-flavored cheese

that Dollyeyes ate

oi...

then gave to

the cat because


I got put in here wwaaayyyy back when, so did G-man & Cozy!! We've done our time now it's your turn Dolly ma dear!!!

she needed mouthwash.