kidnapped Umbrella,Fozzie

immediately came to

the rescue with

all saddles blazing

wearing bright pink

leatards with sequins



fozzie, you should be so cute in pink!!!

Well I don't know.. It makes me somewhat pale actually...


At the same

time Gman came


figured we may as well get him back into the mix, he's been out for a while, don't you agree fozzie??
If pink makes you look pale maybe we should try for a nice baby blue!!!

pumped up to

scrub down Iodines

tempting but I won't... :0

armpits with melted

butter with a

raiserblade so sharp

that it could

slice cherry pits

in three parts

like cheesecake slices.

So Fozzie carefully

looked around and

and saw Umbrella

being taken away

in a shiny

box full off

circus fleas that

were crawling all

around the dung

in the dung

were two tiny

planets, which could

only she could



I kinda "done did the dung,didn't" I??!!!

Im Back
out for a week
cool new user interface!!!

put the man's

hotdogs in a

barbecue eaten by

little furry gremlins

which were Fozzie's

and Gman's favorite

least liked creatures
*phew*

because they always

jump over Cozy

and chase after

Umbrella down the

river because she

had punched iodine
say where are those 2?
even fozzie...

They are going to love that one.


So then Iodine



I have no clue, haven't heard from Iodine since yesterday morning. Hope everyone is doing well though, and they come back soon.

we'll just have to make it fun then while they are out

fired a gun

btw,recap is ready whenever you want

which backfired and


Post it please, I was gone for about 4 days and I am sure I missed alot.

Chapter 4's title?

pierced Umbrella's head

well i'll guess i'll have to name it myself
Here goes the recap


"From the kookiest minds of Bleeping Computers cuckoos"
Once upon a time there was a lobster man who had a house full of dirty laundry. So he took a lead pipe and beat his neighbor until the clothes drier buzzer rang and he remembered he had no clothes at all, and fled with his hands on his private parts in order to keep them from falling off in the ditch. He made sure he grabbed something off (which he put back on), and he realized was terribly on fire! He started running towards the Canadian Border where he immediately shot to death the first person who noticed that he was actually a ROBOT! He could not resist the temptation to make a beeline for the sandwich full of bacon, lotsa bacon.
While eating it, he realized that he forgot his cheese and he turned around and stole some from the first person who remarked that "My cheeses pleases." To his suprise, when he was on his way to an elderly home, he was thinking about a new way to get to the next level of Dante's Hell. So he tried taking a drink from Tequilla bottles with his hand wrapped around a stick he brought to his head while he searched for the thing he had forgotten to remember. In the meantime at a ranch, Uncle Joe wondered whatever happened to his forgetful nephew who was last seen during Christmas celebrations at the local bar?

The unfortunate nephew had too much milk since he had an awful severe lactose intolerance. He spent the money on frivolous gadgets that he thought were cool for doing the most inane things. At the same time he was working on a project that he made with Yak, who was a talking Tibetan critter that had a passion forcheesemaking. He also created the finest brand of Scotch Whiskey, which he tasted to his delight, and went on a wild drinking spree where he made a complete recovery from a drunken night out with a cup of black coffee and a bagel. <With> The bottle still by his feet, <a> very strange looking thirsty vagrant approached when he suddenly reached down; and with his eyes glued on the window where he spotted one more loner who was lonely just like he was in the same unfortunate situation that he had been before. So, he offered him some words of encouragement and while looking at the near empty glasses he made, he felt somewhat hungry for some of those amazing cheesecakes which he could still taste from yesterday.

So, he rummaged for the cheesecake and thought of his new friend standing over on his two feet. While licking his lips, he imagined he <had> the finest cheesecake money could buy. However, just as he found his grandfather watch fob, he noticed that he didn't have enough time to wonder what happened to the only person he thought would be there. He therefore went to the phonebooth and dialed the number for Dominos, but alas, he called the Whitehouse, and the president's personal chef asked, "How did you know cheese was on the snackbar?"

Lobster man replied, "I am a bit confused, but perhaps you could help me out and send over two very fine special agents, who know their cheeses so well that they can smell when they open from where the different varieties are stored under lock and key, preventing it from doing the most disasterous, which then dropped the biggest stench of Limburger imaginable in his frontyard." He screamed, "Oh, where are the Ritz Crackers and spreaders! Oh noes!"
He began to tremble with excitement, and started looking amongst the other boxes around his humble dwellings for his collection of cheeses, which he remembered he put in the bathroom, so he could wet them while he waited for his meal to be delivered by Pizza Hut. When he opened the door, he saw his ex standing there in only 2 pieces of paper, and she pulled off the hair on her arms and back. She felt the pain of rejection and the sense of urgency because her ex, Lobsterman, was standing right next to him, smiling viciously at the last piece of cheese which was very, very stinky, and moldy, to the extent that it spread and therefore was identified as being a threat to National Security.

Just when he was about to grab a knife to cut open the big bag of crackers to go to the park, he realized that whatever he saw was not what he expected. What he saw brought great surprise to nobody there, since he was hidden by shadows. He pulled out into the darkness and thought of anything but cheese, which made him head straight for the bathroom, which was already occupied by someone and a strong smell made him puke so much he could fill the bowl, and then some, but he decided not to make use of the spatula that he used for hitting to clean the sink, which he always made a habit of while he brushes his cheese bowls and thinks of his great life before he went to hell and back. Although the advice he got from his psychic advisor told him to stay at hell and never return, forever and ever, unless the Eagles drop a 'bomb' on the sheets.

The next day he went to the dentist for a real good drilling of his incisors and found out that he was no longer capable of having hard food unless he took a nitrous oxide blast up his nostrils and his voice blurred until he passed out cold. When he awoke, he noticed his left kidney was on his right, and vice-versa, whilst he felt the whole of his esoterically arcane existence fade before his precious blue-vein cheese.

In the meantime, thunder clouds were menacingly rolling in, then he heard someone faintly calling, “Where are you?” He couldn't quite grasp the meaning, so he continued to be a nuisance and avoid anything to do.
Angrily, the voice in his head screamed, "Come into the plasma vortex and give me the gigawatt capacitator so I can stink up the entire earth." Lobsterman, still busy doing all the things forbidden by law, began to count his insy weensy puppies that barked with an enormous sound that made the house shake. He thought of a solution to keeping "Poutine" hot but could not leave it alone and refused to go any further into the deepest pool of the black pearl dolphin. So instead he reversed his course thinking of the little pretty sparkly stars which he saw during the time he was incarcerated in the dark prison camp, which was rat infested, and gave the chimpanzee who walked beside him a diamond ring. He also gave the baby flamingo a fist full of noodles because he knew he had information on the person that was interested in hidden treasures that would bring him glorious arrays of melted cheese, which he needed for his prairie dogs.

Then <he> went to the porta potty with the Sears electric drill gun Catalog, and the chimpanzee took the drill and inserted it into the predrilled pilot hole inside foojiwalamon, the monkey who was patiently waiting for Master Koliarmowisaka to reveal the map only Foojiwalamon could know about. Moreover, this seems confusing, Master Koliarmowisaka had more than enough time to think about the consequences, but refused to see Foojiwalamon because he has to experience the Moonjipkalibog then make sushi for Master Koliarmowisaka while looking at Master's stomach's encryptions and still be able to hear the sounds which summon the map. He began to travel towards Moonjipkalibog with a sword, some bananas, a blender, and a enchanted stuffed teddy.

Using the banana, to conceal the predrilled pilot hole, he proceeded to-wards Moonjipkalibog knowing that in no uncertain terms he went to trial for murdering the fearsome Glifdagworblmn so he cartwheeled to the horizon where he encountered the Gates to Moonjipkalibog.

When he saw the armoured Fyndilskilwips peeled a banana, he panicked and swallowed the rind. Somehow they had a large throat conjoined, and tryed with a big ear piercing screech that made him cry out for mommy to make...them stop, they all went back and charged. Foojiwalamon turned around and fired a rocket so high up that it whent for a spin as it crashed against one yeti who stood and eat a banana.
The fyndilskilwips caught a bird with their lances stabbing, and a bullet suddenly grazed past. the cat fish holding the gun, shot the musketeer riding the yeti beneath under water and to his thought he said "byeeee" and vanished. At the same time Foojiwalamon sneaked drunkly in the wooden cabin where a sharpshooter was hiding behind a 1mm thick toilet where he was eating ice cream , chocolate ice cream with colorful sprinkles when he saw the biggest ugliest spider he had ever witnessed playing monoply dressed as a shimmering green broach about to pop out of the closet when suddenly he saw

an even larger cockroach running straight into the box Full of dynamites where he started to fart uncontrollably. and so the roach was surrounded with ignited dynamites blowing him clear above of the glass shower door He then scurried thru a crack that was hairy and smell alot with flies dancing around him while he nestled himself into the warm dark and damp muskiness that he so carefully sought when injured so he could be recuperate and think about his flatulence.
Suddenly he turned and saw No One sniffing the air with his nose to sniff out the vulgair odeur of fermented armpits knowing the spider would be gassed and could not avoid any other confrontation with those sneakily conspiring groups , he went to trying to destroy every single crate greasy black bananas decorated with fermented grapes that were left behind by the pickle people while the were seven mouldy giants chasing quickly after Iodine because she at home fighting two big goblins with spiked clubs and leather whips that had a bunch of feathers until a guy named Commander Gman! Commander GMan decided to wear a pair of neon incredibly tight and magical, which allowed him to turn into a lady The transformation was so incredible that he was asked to marry the air of dust

======================Chapter 3 Gmans and Iodines Adventure.==========================
whom turned out was his brother!! made out of toe fungus and possibly psychotic pathogens.
The cockroach queen loved him immediatly so much that Iodine ran like straight to tell lobster man "ouch" who pinched me!! Suddenly a flying over their heads The cockroach army kidnapped Iodine and Gman shot a booger out of wood through the
rickety outhouse door. The 2 Goblins took Gman hostage so Gman got the first goblin Froze to cheese which made the 2nd goblin panic and turned Gman into a GOD made of liverwurst so Gman rescued Mrs. crazy insane Iodine but so he could be slicing lobster man's
funky slimy toes for dinner later. So Iodine then kept arguing on about ear wax because she had cleaned Gman's ears and cleaned her fingernails on his thick discolored toenails while grinning at Umbrella while she was picking her nose looking for a place to
store her unmentionables which she valued so much that she carried them in her most precious handbag that was big enough to fit Gman along with his gun, he shot into the sky nearly missing a one toed purple hairy yeti hanging
by his armpit Umbrella whent to go see whether if it was edible so she could taste the hairs which were sweaty and stinky. ice cream full of alligator chunks stinking salty sweat with colorful spikes long enough to to braid into Gman's magnificent cloth
which he used to put Umbrella's long nose hairs into Cozy's plastic coveted unmentionables in. So then Iodine picked up the unmentionables and ran down the street with nothing on until a passerby ran into her and stared at her in disbelief because she was now covered in
horse manure which that stunk so wonderfully that flies danced over her and sang the one eyed one song named "Ding-Dong The Poop of Gong had she not gone back to the wilderness were she was eating lots juicy wiggly worms specifically,ring worms"
Just then a fireman punched himself in the noggin because he felt his noggin so hard that he would find somebody named Fozzie whom he gave gold turds to because he had plenty so he decided to jump off leave everything and cartwheel down the sunny side of the compost heap to a gremlin
===================Chapter 4"What happened to Gman's vacation "=======================
Cozy gave Fozzie Gmans shotgun because Fozzie wanted to pawn if for getting some of Iodine's nasty wig in order to sleep because he was busy to much drinking soda forcing him to
pee like a drunken lizzard while looking for his ear hairs that Iodine had in her armpits looking like a sasquatches butt crack which apparently was infested with fleas that smelled like toasted green meatballs that Cozy loved since her experience of having a
having supper with giant sasquatches whom are Fozzie's Friends When Fozzie heard that the sasquatches kidnapped Umbrella,Fozzie immediately came to the rescue with all saddles blazing wearing bright pink leatards with sequins At the same time Gman came pumped up to
scrub down Iodines armpits with melted butter with a raiserblade so sharp that it could slice cherry pits in three parts like cheesecake slices.
So Fozzie carefully looked around and and saw Umbrella being taken away in a shiny box full off circus fleas that were crawling all around the dung in the dung were two tiny planets, which could only she could put the man's hotdogs in a barbecue eaten by
little furry gremlins which were Fozzie's and Gman's favorite least liked creatures because they always jump over Cozy and chase after Umbrella down the river because she had punched Iodine So then Iodine fired a gun which backfired and pierced Umbrella's head