with colorful sprinkles

when he saw

the biggest ugliest

spider he had

ever witnessed playing

monoply dressed as

a shimmering green

broach about to

pop out of

the closet when

suddenly he saw

an even larger

cockroach running straight

into the box

Full of dynamites

where he started

to fart uncontrollably.

and so the

roach was surrounded

with ignited dynamites

blowing him clear

above of the

glass shower door
(poor old roach!! )

He then scurried

thru a crack

that was hairy

Don't mind me tonight, I am in just one of those goofy moods of mine.

and smell alot

As to your mood, I'm in about the same goofy mood too?? Is there a full moon tonight? Naw, I'd be getting all hairy and howling by this time!!!

with flies dancing


Now I think that goes beyond cuckoo, but then again I could be wrong. It could be just a side effect.

around him while

You'll love this one--My hubby said he's glad it wasn't his "crack" he just had a hemmoroid operation!!!

he nestled himself


Ewwwwwwww, a roach in your ( Not yours, yours, you know what I mean I hope.) crack. Why do I have to be such a visual person?

into the warm

I can't wait to see how this thing comes out, it should be interesting!!

dark and damp


Yes I am sure it will be very interesting. Think anyone would publish it? I bet it would be a best seller. "From the kookiest minds of Bleeping Computers cuckoos" Now thats a title.

Sounds like a plan to me?? I think it would sell well, after all we can't be the only nuts playing this game, someone else did start the story afterall!!

muskiness that he

You do got a point there,

so carefully sought

I do believe we are starting to write the brunt of these last few parts of the story however, so it would only be fair that we should have a fair chunk of the money made from the sale..!!

when injured so

Sounds like a plan to me.

he could be

recuperate and think

about his flatulence.

Suddenly he turned

and saw No One

sniffing the air

with his nose

to sniff out

the vulgair odeur

of fermented armpits

knowing the spider

would be gassed

and could not

avoid any other

confrontation with those