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the first person
who remarked that
"My cheeses pleases."
to his surprise
when he was
on his way
to an elderly
home, he was
thinking about a
new way to
to get to
the next level
of Dante's Hell
so he tried...
taking a drink
from Tequilla bottle 
with his hand
wrapped around a
stick which he
brought to his
head while he
searched for the
thing he had
forgotten to remember.
In the meantime
at the ranch
Uncle Joe wondered,
whatever happened to
his forgetful nephew
who was last
last seen during
Christmas celebrations at
the local bar.
The unfortunate nephew
had too much
Milk since he
had an awful
severe lactose intolerance.
He spent the
money on frivolous
gadgets that he
thought were cool
for doing the
most inane things
Wow. This is going better than expected.
Story so far...
Once upon a time there was a lobster man who had a house full of dirty laundry. So he took a lead pipe and beat his neighbor until the clothes drier buzzer rang and he remembered he had no clothes at all, and fled with his hands on his private parts in order to keep them from falling off in the ditch. He made sure he grabbed something off (which he put back on), and he realized was terribly on fire! He started running towards the Canadian Border where he immediately shot to death the first person who noticed that he was actually a ROBOT! He could not resist the temptation to make a beeline for the sandwich full of bacon, lotsa bacon.
While eating it, he realized that he forgot his cheese and he turned around and stole some from the first person who remarked that "My cheeses pleases." To his suprise, when he was on his way to an elderly home, he was thinking about a new way to get to the next level of Dante's Hell. So he tried taking a drink from Tequilla bottles with his hand wrapped around a stick he brought to his head while he searched for the thing he had forgotten to remember. In the meantime at a ranch, Uncle Joe wondered whatever happened to his forgetful nephew who was last seen during Christmas celebrations at the local bar?
The unfortunate nephew had too much milk since he had an awful severe lactose intolerance. He spent the money on frivolous gadgets that he thought were cool for doing the most inane things.
Story so far...
Once upon a time there was a lobster man who had a house full of dirty laundry. So he took a lead pipe and beat his neighbor until the clothes drier buzzer rang and he remembered he had no clothes at all, and fled with his hands on his private parts in order to keep them from falling off in the ditch. He made sure he grabbed something off (which he put back on), and he realized was terribly on fire! He started running towards the Canadian Border where he immediately shot to death the first person who noticed that he was actually a ROBOT! He could not resist the temptation to make a beeline for the sandwich full of bacon, lotsa bacon.
While eating it, he realized that he forgot his cheese and he turned around and stole some from the first person who remarked that "My cheeses pleases." To his suprise, when he was on his way to an elderly home, he was thinking about a new way to get to the next level of Dante's Hell. So he tried taking a drink from Tequilla bottles with his hand wrapped around a stick he brought to his head while he searched for the thing he had forgotten to remember. In the meantime at a ranch, Uncle Joe wondered whatever happened to his forgetful nephew who was last seen during Christmas celebrations at the local bar?
The unfortunate nephew had too much milk since he had an awful severe lactose intolerance. He spent the money on frivolous gadgets that he thought were cool for doing the most inane things.
At the same
time he was
working on a
project that he
made with Yak
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