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crackers to go

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to the park

, he realized that

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whatever he saw

was not what

he had expected.

What he saw

brought great surprise

to nobody there

since he was

Hidden by Shadows

. He pulled out

into the darkness

and thought of

anything but cheese

, which made him

head straight for

the bathroom, which

was already occupied

by someone and

a strong smell

made him puke

so much he

Ok guys..let me just tell you how the story goes so far. Just to keep you updated about the story.Edit are placed in < > and some paragraphing done. Hope RADIUM-V Interactive don't mind. =X
Story so far...

Once upon a time there was a lobster man who had a house full of dirty laundry. So he took a lead pipe and beat his neighbor until the clothes drier buzzer rang and he remembered he had no clothes at all, and fled with his hands on his private parts in order to keep them from falling off in the ditch. He made sure he grabbed something off (which he put back on), and he realized was terribly on fire! He started running towards the Canadian Border where he immediately shot to death the first person who noticed that he was actually a ROBOT! He could not resist the temptation to make a beeline for the sandwich full of bacon, lotsa bacon.

While eating it, he realized that he forgot his cheese and he turned around and stole some from the first person who remarked that "My cheeses pleases." To his suprise, when he was on his way to an elderly home, he was thinking about a new way to get to the next level of Dante's Hell. So he tried taking a drink from Tequilla bottles with his hand wrapped around a stick he brought to his head while he searched for the thing he had forgotten to remember. In the meantime at a ranch, Uncle Joe wondered whatever happened to his forgetful nephew who was last seen during Christmas celebrations at the local bar?

The unfortunate nephew had too much milk since he had an awful severe lactose intolerance. He spent the money on frivolous gadgets that he thought were cool for doing the most inane things. At the same time he was working on a project that he made with Yak, who was a talking Tibetan critter that had a passion for cheesemaking. He also created the finest brand of Scotch Whiskey, which he tasted to his delight, and went on a wild drinking spree where he made a complete recovery from a drunken night out with a cup of black coffee and a bagel. <With> The bottle still by his feet, <a> very strange looking thirsty vagrant approached when he suddenly reached down; and with his eyes glued on the window where he spotted one more loner who was lonely just like he was in the same unfortunate situation that he had been before. So, he offered him some words of encouragement and while looking at the near empty glasses he made,he felt somewhat hungry for some of those amazing cheesecakes,which he could still taste from yesterday.So he rummaged for the cheesecake and thought of his new friend standing over on his two feet while licking his lips, he imagined he <ate> the finest cheesecake<which> money could buy.

However just as he found his Grandfathers watch fob,he noticed that he didn't have enough time to wonder what happened to the only person he thought would be there.He therefore went to the phonebooth, and dialed the number for Domino's,but alas he called the Whitehouse and the President's personal chef asked, "How did you know<the>cheese was on the snackbar." Lobster man replied "I am a bit confused, but perhaps you could help me out and send over two very fine Special Agents who know their cheeses so well that they can smell when they open from where the different varieties<of cheese that> are stored under lock and key preventing it from doing the most disasterous.Which then dropped the biggest stench of Limburger imaginable in his frontyard.He screamed "Oh<!>Where are the Ritz Crackers and spreaders!Oh noes!He began to tremble with excitement,and started looking amongst the other boxes around his humble dwellings for his collection of cheeses which he remembered he put in the bathroom so he could wet them while he waited for his meal to be delivered by Pizza Hut.When he opened the door,he saw his ex standing there in only 2 pieces of paper, and she pulled of the hair on her arms and back.She felt the pain of rejection and the sense of urgency because her ex, Lobsterman was standing right next to him smiling viciously at the last piece of cheese which was very very stinky and mouldy to the extent that it spread and therefore was identified as being a threat to National Security.

Just when he was about to grab a knife to cut open the big bag of crackers to go to the park,he realized that whatever he saw was not what he had expected.What he saw brought great surprise to nobody there since he was Hidden by Shadows . He pulled out into the darkness and thought of anything but cheese, which made him head straight for the bathroom, which was already occupied by someone and a strong smell made him puke so much<that>he.......

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Could fill the

the whole bowl

, and then some,

crushed ice to

to put in

Don't mind at all, Aberfocation, I've been a little busy.

Here's what I got:
Once upon a time there was a lobster man who had a house full of dirty laundry. So he took a lead pipe and beat his neighbor until the clothes drier buzzer rang and he remembered he had no clothes at all, and fled with his hands on his private parts in order to keep them from falling off in the ditch. He made sure he grabbed something off (which he put back on), and he realized was terribly on fire! He started running towards the Canadian Border where he immediately shot to death the first person who noticed that he was actually a ROBOT! He could not resist the temptation to make a beeline for the sandwich full of bacon, lotsa bacon.

While eating it, he realized that he forgot his cheese and he turned around and stole some from the first person who remarked that "My cheeses pleases." To his suprise, when he was on his way to an elderly home, he was thinking about a new way to get to the next level of Dante's Hell. So he tried taking a drink from Tequilla bottles with his hand wrapped around a stick he brought to his head while he searched for the thing he had forgotten to remember. In the meantime at a ranch, Uncle Joe wondered whatever happened to his forgetful nephew who was last seen during Christmas celebrations at the local bar?

The unfortunate nephew had too much milk since he had an awful severe lactose intolerance. He spent the money on frivolous gadgets that he thought were cool for doing the most inane things. At the same time he was working on a project that he made with Yak, who was a talking Tibetan critter that had a passion for cheesemaking. He also created the finest brand of Scotch Whiskey, which he tasted to his delight, and went on a wild drinking spree where he made a complete recovery from a drunken night out with a cup of black coffee and a bagel. <With> The bottle still by his feet, <a> very strange looking thirsty vagrant approached when he suddenly reached down; and with his eyes glued on the window where he spotted one more loner who was lonely just like he was in the same unfortunate situation that he had been before. So, he offered him some words of encouragement and while looking at the near empty glasses he made, he felt somewhat hungry for some of those amazing cheesecakes which he could still taste from yesterday.

So, he rummaged for the cheesecake and thought of his new friend standing over on his two feet. While licking his lips, he imagined he <had> the finest cheesecake money could buy. However, just as he found his grandfather watch fob, he noticed that he didn't have enough time to wonder what happened to the only person he thought would be there. He therefore went to the phonebooth and dialed the number for Dominos, but alas, he called the Whitehouse, and the president's personal chef asked, "How did you know cheese was on the snackbar?"

Lobster man replied, "I am a bit confused, but perhaps you could help me out and send over two very fine special agents, who know their cheeses so well that they can smell when they open from where the different varieties are stored under lock and key, preventing it from doing the most disasterous, which then dropped the biggest stench of Limburger imaginable in his frontyard." He screamed, "Oh, where are the Ritz Crackers and spreaders! Oh noes!"

He began to tremble with excitement, and started looking amongst the other boxes around his humble dwellings for his collection of cheeses, which he remembered he put in the bathroom, so he could wet them while he waited for his meal to be delivered by Pizza Hut. When he opened the door, he saw his ex standing there in only 2 pieces of paper, and she pulled off the hair on her arms and back. She felt the pain of rejection and the sense of urgency because her ex, Lobsterman, was standing right next to him, smiling viciously at the last piece of cheese which was very, very stinky, and moldy, to the extent that it spread and therefore was identified as being a threat to National Security.

Just when he was about to grab a knife to cut open the big bag of crackers to go to the park, he realized that whatever he saw was not what he expected. What he saw brought great surprize to nobody there, since he was hidden by shadows. He pulled out into the darkness and thought of anything but cheese, which made him head straight for the bathroom, which was already occupied by someone and a strong smell made him puke so much he could fill the bowl, and then some...

And then the next few ones don't make sense. So, we're starting after "and then some,".

but he decided

not to make

use of the

spatula that he

used for hitting

to clean the

sink which he

always made a

habbit of while

he brushes his

his cheesebowls and

thinks of his

great life before

he went to

hell and back

. Although, the advice

he got from

his psychic advisor

told him to

stay at hell

and never return,