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Where are the
Ritz Crackers and
spreaders! Oh noes!
He began to
tremble with excitement,
and started looking
amongst the other
boxes around his
humble dwellings for
his collection of
cheeses which he 
QUOTE(fozzie @ Jan 5 2007, 03:19 AM) 
cheeses which he
remembered he put
in the bathroom
so he could
wet them while
he waited for
his meal to
be delivered by
Pizza Hut. When
he opened the
door,he saw
his ex standing
there in only
2 pieces of
paper,and she
pulled of the
hair on her
arms and back,
she felt the
pain of rejection
and the sense
of urgency because
her ex, Lobsterman
was standing right
next to him
smiling viciously at
The last piece
of cheese 
which
which
was very very
stinky and mouldy
to the extent
that it spread
and therefor was
identified as being
a threat to
National Security. Just
when he was
about to grab
a knife to
cut open the
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