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over on his
two feet while
licking his lips
, he imagined he
the finest cheesecake 
money could buy.
However just as
he found his
Grandfathers watch fob
he noticed that
he didn't have
enough time to
wonder what happened
to the only
person he thought
would be there
He therefor went
to the phonebooth,
and dialed the
number for Domino's,
but alas he
called the Whitehouse
and the President's
personal chef asked,
How did you
know cheese was
on the snackbar
Lobster man replied
"I am a
bit confused, but
perhaps you could
help me out
and send over
two very fine
Special Agents who
know their cheeses.
so well that
they can smell
when they open
from where the
different varieties are (jeez guys your not making it easy!)
stored under lock
and key preventing
it from doing
the most disasterous
which then dropped
the biggest stench
of Limburger imaginable
in his frontyard
He screamed "Oh
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