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who was a
talking Tibetan critter
that had a
passion for cheesemaking
He also created
the finest brand
of Scotch Whisky
which he tasted
to his delight
and went on
a wild drinking
spree where he
made a complete
recovery from a
drunken night out
with a cup
of black coffee
and a bagel
The bottle still
by his feet
very strange looking
thirsty vagrant approached
when he suddenly
reached down and
with his eyes
glued on the
window where he
spotted one more
loner who was
lonely just like
he was in
the same unfortunate
situation that he
had been before
So he offered
him some words
Story so far...
Once upon a time there was a lobster man who had a house full of dirty laundry. So he took a lead pipe and beat his neighbor until the clothes drier buzzer rang and he remembered he had no clothes at all, and fled with his hands on his private parts in order to keep them from falling off in the ditch. He made sure he grabbed something off (which he put back on), and he realized was terribly on fire! He started running towards the Canadian Border where he immediately shot to death the first person who noticed that he was actually a ROBOT! He could not resist the temptation to make a beeline for the sandwich full of bacon, lotsa bacon.
While eating it, he realized that he forgot his cheese and he turned around and stole some from the first person who remarked that "My cheeses pleases." To his suprise, when he was on his way to an elderly home, he was thinking about a new way to get to the next level of Dante's Hell. So he tried taking a drink from Tequilla bottles with his hand wrapped around a stick he brought to his head while he searched for the thing he had forgotten to remember. In the meantime at a ranch, Uncle Joe wondered whatever happened to his forgetful nephew who was last seen during Christmas celebrations at the local bar?
The unfortunate nephew had too much milk since he had an awful severe lactose intolerance. He spent the money on frivolous gadgets that he thought were cool for doing the most inane things. At the same time he was working on a project that he made with Yak, who was a talking Tibetan critter that had a passion for cheesemaking. He also created the finest brand of Scotch Whiskey, which he tasted to his delight, and went on a wild drinking spree where he made a complete recovery from a drunken night out with a cup of black coffee and a bagel. <With> The bottle still by his feet, <a> very strange looking thirsty vagrant approached when he suddenly reached down; and with his eyes glued on the window where he spotted one more loner who was lonely just like he was in the same unfortunate situation that he had been before. So, he offered him some words...
(Remember, grammar counts)
of encouragement and
Once upon a time there was a lobster man who had a house full of dirty laundry. So he took a lead pipe and beat his neighbor until the clothes drier buzzer rang and he remembered he had no clothes at all, and fled with his hands on his private parts in order to keep them from falling off in the ditch. He made sure he grabbed something off (which he put back on), and he realized was terribly on fire! He started running towards the Canadian Border where he immediately shot to death the first person who noticed that he was actually a ROBOT! He could not resist the temptation to make a beeline for the sandwich full of bacon, lotsa bacon.
While eating it, he realized that he forgot his cheese and he turned around and stole some from the first person who remarked that "My cheeses pleases." To his suprise, when he was on his way to an elderly home, he was thinking about a new way to get to the next level of Dante's Hell. So he tried taking a drink from Tequilla bottles with his hand wrapped around a stick he brought to his head while he searched for the thing he had forgotten to remember. In the meantime at a ranch, Uncle Joe wondered whatever happened to his forgetful nephew who was last seen during Christmas celebrations at the local bar?
The unfortunate nephew had too much milk since he had an awful severe lactose intolerance. He spent the money on frivolous gadgets that he thought were cool for doing the most inane things. At the same time he was working on a project that he made with Yak, who was a talking Tibetan critter that had a passion for cheesemaking. He also created the finest brand of Scotch Whiskey, which he tasted to his delight, and went on a wild drinking spree where he made a complete recovery from a drunken night out with a cup of black coffee and a bagel. <With> The bottle still by his feet, <a> very strange looking thirsty vagrant approached when he suddenly reached down; and with his eyes glued on the window where he spotted one more loner who was lonely just like he was in the same unfortunate situation that he had been before. So, he offered him some words...
(Remember, grammar counts)
of encouragement and
while looking at
the near empty
glasses he made
he felt somewhat
hungry for some
of those amazing
cheesecakes 
which he
which he
could still taste
from yesterday so
he rummaged for
the cheesecake and
thought of his
new friend standing
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