This is another exercise that I remember doing that was alot of fun. It has been adapted to suit the needs of this site.

Take a computer abbriviation, and define it the correct way. Using the same word, define it again. The only thing that I ask is that if it has not already been defined in this thread, that you start with the correct meaning. This way we can all learn.

Add to the following, or make your own.

RAM-Random Access Memory

RAM-Remember Anything Momentarily


AGP-Advanced Graphics Port

AGP-Adding Geometric Presence

DOS-Disk Operationg System

DOS-Dogs Overly Streched

HD-Hard Drive

HD-Handy Directories

RTFM: Read The F****** Manual

RTFM: Reminder To Forgetful Minds

CD ~ Compact Disk

CD ~ Certificate of Deposit

CD ~ Cheerfully Determined

EDIT Removed by DSTM.

But what's the computer definition of FORD? I ain't heard of that one.
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ISP --> Internet Service Provider
ISP ---> International Special Program
ISP --> Intentionally Silly Pose

Orange Blossom

HTTP - Hyper Text Transfer Protocol

HTTP - Hard To Think Positively

HTTP - Help The Tired Parrots

MCSE - Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer

MCSE - Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert

https - Hard To Translate Parrot Secrets

MCSE ~ Mouse Council of Secret Entrances

MCSE ~ Martian Community School of Engineering

MCSE
Most Computers Seldom Explode
My Computer Sounds Excellent
Most Cats Suck Eggs
Http
Have to try patiently
Https
Hates to tell peoples secrets