*31 Dutch have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
the fairy lights were plugged in.
*19 Dutch have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.
*Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents.
*101 Dutch had to have broken parts of plastic toys
pulled out of the soles of their feet since 1997 .
*18 Dutch had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
*A massive 5543 Dutch were admitted to casualty in the last two years
after opening bottles of Heineken with their teeth or eye socket.
*5 Dutch were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
scalextric cars.
*142 Dutch were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.
*258 Dutch are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
And finally..
*62,568 Dutch cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep ( passing out..
) while throwing up into the toilet. Wow.. It's great to be Dutch!
Merry Christmas..
