Running out of notches in the belt, eh?
EDIT: Ah, now I get it! It is all a big conspiracy by AOL's HR department.
AOL has been getting a bad rap thanks to a few bad apples in the customer service department, but for some strange reason, that nobody has been able to figure out, it has had trouble terminating their employment. They probably tried assassination already, but it turned out that the bad apple being dead doesn't isn't enough reason to get AOL out of the the contract. So now they are sending them out to dig up a fortune in hops that they will skip work and retire to a tropical island.