TIDY but with a organized mess

Male /Female

Im male........

horse|dog

dog. I live in TX, so some may ask, why not a horse? Fact is, I have never been on one. It does not mean that I have rode on a dog though

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the bananna!

look at my name on my board

adaware|spybot

SPYBOT (Accomplishes much more - though one should run both - everyday!)

goats milk/ cows milk (and CGM3 you may not reply to this post!!! Tee-hee))

Cow's milk


Brownies with nuts/brownies without nuts?

Brownies without

Plain white paper or pretty pastel?

pretty pastel



New Year's Eve at home/New Year's Eve out

....at home. With family and it's safer and quieter.


board games/cards?

Cards......rummoli is a big Christmas eve game while other family members may be putting kids toys together and then we all play til the wee hours of the morning. It has been that way for generations!!!!!!! lots of food and beverage and jokes and laughter!!!!!!!!!!!


Christmas cake/ Christmas pudding

Oh give me some figgy pudding

Oh give me some figgy pudding....

Oh give me some figgy pudding...

And give it right now!


A very very white Christmas/not having to shovel

Um.........White! I want it white! But not on Christmas day the family wont come over then! We got tractors no need for a shovel!

Lights|no lights

No lights

Snicker/Milky way?

O good one a food one!

Snickers and snickers cruncher!

Firefox/ IE

Signature: made by you/made by someone else

Made by someone else (thanks again Scarlett!)


hard tacos/soft tacos?

Soft Tacos (i loooove taco bell, though my stomach doesnt )


Go to the gym/No gym for me

No gym I chase cows on and off the atv! Good exercise unless they come after you?? O well burn calories either way.

sound|no sound on the pc games

I usually turn the sound off in the game, so I can listen to music/play videos/watch movies/ ect while playing


alcoholic/non-alcoholic drinks while eating

BOTH ie Scotch and Water!
Just kidding! My wife would killl me
Water good for the body,

Candy Canes/Candy Corn

Candy corn if it's what I think it is.......

Real or imitation Christmas Tree?

Real..has natural added natural aromatic flair to the air!!!!!!!!



Dasher or Rudolph

Rudolph....


Sick of Christmas songs/Enjoy them

Enjoy them

Lennon/Crosby

Crosby

Neil/David

david

santa|easter bunny he he jk

Goliath


rap/rock

Rock


Slingshot / Gun

slingshot



rabbit/bat

hat when its cold/heck with it--no hat!

hat when its cold !!!!!
(In Kansas, I need it right now..... Brrrrrr.....)


beenie hat / baseball cap

beenie (although it never gets really cold here )

sun | moon

moon Although the sun gives us light, the moon can shed some romance.

regular batteries/rechargable batteries

at the rate batteries keep costing more(or is it me)

Its got to be rechargeable! Best place to get them cheap is ebay......

duct tape/packaging tape

Duct tape........it can be used in various applications




windy/humid

windy-I would rather be cold then hot. Odd I say that living in SE TX

brother/sister

Kinda wish I had a bro.....

sibling|no siblings?

sibling...means lots of joy and laughter with many little feet aroung the Christmas tree!!!!



box/bag

box, there more useful even though they take up more space storing them

Even/Odd

Even...in many instances it makes the best sense to approach issues with balance.



plaintiff/defendant

defendant...innocent until proven guilty

having company/quiet time at home

Having company...quality friends are worth more than $........




Grinch/Santa

Santa!

happy/sad

you better say happy!

Happy.....festive seaon to all!!!!


mistletoe/poinsetta

mistletoe dat's a holiday cheer

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen / What Child Is This?

What child is this....the reason for the joy, festivities, family feasts, friends and remembering.


red/green

Both, if you watch Canadian humor shows like I do on occasion. he's my kinda guy...slightly off & resourceful 'bout it. An articulate *shrug* when he encounters the bizarre folks up at the Lodge

RED

Hark The Herald Angels Sing / Silent Night

Silent Night...seems to be one of the first carols I learned as a young "whipper snapper" and the words ..."all is calm, all is bright" lets my mind drift back to a story and think of the "wonders" of the World at the time!!




Snoopy the Red Baron/ Boney M

Snoopy the Red Baron

Boney M? Who is that?

Angel Tree topper/ Star


I always have an Angel. My mother has a beautiful china one. Pink with wings made of feathers which are pink also. She bought it on my 1st Christmas while we were still in Newfoundland. It has been on her tree every year since.

Angel

animated/non animated