Fozzie the legend solved this puzzle.Well done.

Group 0: B E J Q X Y Z
No state's name begins with any of these letters.

Group 1: D F G H L P R U
Each of these letters begins the name of ONE state.

Group 2: K S T V
Each of these letters begins the name of TWO states.

Group 3: C O
Each of these letters begins the name of THREE states.

Group 4: A I W
Each of these letters begins the name of FOUR states.

Group 5 or “Group 8”: M N
Each of these letters begins the name of EIGHT states

New one

I'm in a zoo
But not in a jungle
I rarely come in pairs
But I'm in every puzzle

Some think I'm in a xylophone
But, I most certainly am not
You don't see me with a loan
But very strangely in a zealot

I'm in the magical prison of Azkaban
Well, can't you see?
I'm in the buzz of a fan
But, my oh my what could I be?

Could it be the letter Z

Well done

I see this was directed at me.
So I solemnly swear that if I have to look up the answer on the net, I will not post.



There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is Five Feet ten inches, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

I have got no option but to ask Grinler to install a polygraph machine,just to make sure your telling the truth tink536.

As far as your puzzle goes,still working on it.

I swear it on my 10 lbs dictionary, on all my fairy dust.
Don't you believe me??!!

The butcher weighs meat.

Orange Blossom

Got it Orange Blossom.
When I first read that, I was thinking who cares what he weighs.

Simon Simpleton was born in London, England.

His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish.

When Simon was eight his mother died.

When Simon was ten his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister.

When Simon was twenty four he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland.

He is now sixty six.

Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond in his favourite village of Luss, in Bonnie Scotland.

Simon is not dead yet.

Sorry, just got home. DSTM is right!! Of course...

Hi Tink536,You still haven't told me what I've WON.

You've won an all expense paid vacation to Australia, but seeing as how you're already there, the prize will go to the next winner.

What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

Quickly off the top of my head,I would say my &^%$$##$$ Computer.

Close, but more specifically...

I'll try harder when the prizes get better tink536. LaptopPC.

Well, let me borrow some money & I'll make the prizes better.


...not a laptop

A keyboard tink536.Now I'm waiting for the prize.

How about this? A grand piano.

On a more abstract level, music.

OK OK, its a key board.
Interesting answer Orange Blossom.

No prize this though, spent all the prize money on cigs.
Hey, I'm human (I think)

Like your last line tink536.Whats this another puzzle we have to solve.


PM.Wouldn't you just love to have a son like you SIG?

It would be great if someone could figure it out!

Spent 10 yrs studying Psychiatry,Psychology and Mental Health as an interest in my spare time.tink536.
Does that qualify me to pass judgement.

Sure why not, lets hear it!
I've got some extra time.

I had better be careful how I answer this one.
From my accessment, I give you 5 Stars tink536.
You show maturity and a great sense of humour.
Now when would you like your next appointment?
You paying Cash or Card?

Take it back I don't wanna pay for that!
Maturity, it's easy to fake, I'm terribly immature. I just know a few 'big' words.

Don't believe one word you just said. tink536.
You are a very bright young lady.IMO.

Nah!
Thanks anyway for the 'good' analysis, don't post the 'other' one!

New riddle:

Sam the journalist has landed a job somewhere. The problem is, he doesn't know where. All he knows is that it is in one of 6 cities lined up in a row in northern Canada: Eh Land, Hockeyville, Curling Town, Snowburg, New France, and Canada City. However his employer has left clues.

1. Curling Town is 2 cities away from the job's location.

2. Hockeyville is 3 cities away from Snowburg.

3. Snowburg is on the right end.

4. New France is not the location.

5. Eh Land is 3 cities from Curling Town.

6. Canada City is 4 cities away from Snowburg.

7. Eh Land is next to the location and another place that isn't the location.

Sam is lazy, so he is paying you to find out where he is working.

How's this

X ... JOB [] Eh Land [] New France [] Hockeyville [] Curling Town [] Canada City [] Snowburg

Nope sorry, wrong order.

I'm ready to bargain,tink536.
You get rid of that limp everything Sig of yours and I promise not to repost "The Other One"

From left to right:

Curling Town, Canada City, Hockeyville, Eh Land, New France, Snowburg.

Sam's job is in Hockeyville.

Orange Blossom

We'll negotiate.


Correcto!!

You throw away the outside, then cook the inside. You then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

I know cause I just ate it
Corn on the Cob..
I was thinking apples til I threw the cob out...

Bingo! You got it boopme.

I was hoping there would be one to guess at when i got to teh end but i was wrong


Oh well ill check back later

Okay okay i got one !

My posterior is adorned with feathers. I have a rather long neck and quite a pointy nose. I am able to fly, yet I have no wings. What am I?


haha i win

Roadrunner.

lol nope keep tryin

an arrow

posterior adorned with feathers gave the clue.

My world has...

grass but no plants,
wheels but no circles,
zippers but no jackets,
bees but no insects.

The idea is to name something else that is in my world.

your world has cheetahs but no cats??