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CHICAGO—
Talk-show superstar Oprah Winfrey celebrated losing her 20,000th pound in a star-packed gala at the Sutton Place Hotel in Chicago's Gold Coast Monday night.
Winfrey celebrates her momentous achievement on the set of her TV show.
Above: Winfrey celebrates her momentous achievement on the set of her TV show.
"Tonight is an amazing personal milestone," Winfrey said. "I want everyone who has supported me through the years—my friends, my loved ones, and all of my wonderful fans—to share the joy I feel tonight in having shed my 20,000th pound."
Talk-show superstar Oprah Winfrey celebrated losing her 20,000th pound in a star-packed gala at the Sutton Place Hotel in Chicago's Gold Coast Monday night.
Winfrey celebrates her momentous achievement on the set of her TV show.
Above: Winfrey celebrates her momentous achievement on the set of her TV show.
"Tonight is an amazing personal milestone," Winfrey said. "I want everyone who has supported me through the years—my friends, my loved ones, and all of my wonderful fans—to share the joy I feel tonight in having shed my 20,000th pound."
Thats a lot of weight