Wow! Adorable little men you have there Grinler! I wanted twins, but never had any. I blamed that on the wife, of course.
Word of advice:
Don't teach them how to talk. Here's why (speaking from experience of course):
Ages 0-1-crying about whatever they like or don't like.
Ohhhh...how cute!Ages 1-2-crying and learning to say words that don't really exist.
Yep, still cute!Ages2-4-crying and learning enough words to form a sentance you don't understand. "NO!" is a popular word at this age.
Ok, saying NO to everything isn't that cute.Somewhere between 2 and 6 comes their first swear word. Yes, enjoy the moment. Just know that as they get older, it'll be muttered towards you under their breath.
Ages 4-6-crying and mixing words and fake words like "Munch-a-kin from dunk-n-dozenuts". Arugues that they're right, and that you say it wrong.
See, now that's cute....what do you mean NO it's not? ages 6-8-crying and nostop chatter. If they stop talking, they're doing something wrong or have fallen asleep.
Silence is not golden.Ages 8-10-crying and arguing. They're learning how to be sarcastic.
Lucky you.Ages 10-12-crying and even more arguing (even though you thought they couldn't argue any more). They've mastered being sarcastic, and have started learning how to develop an attitude.
Didn't think you could get any luckier, did you.Ages 12 and up-crying and they've learned to ask for money. Along with they're constant attitude, and relentless sarcasim, doubled with their sneaky underhanded bank account draining techniques, they're growing like weeds costing you even more money than originally planned. "NO" has made a comeback.
It's happened. You have two just like you, just like your mom had hoped for when you were little.LOL! Sorry, I coulnd't resist....just trying to bring a little humor into your day!
Ok, so I wasn't kidding! It's all true! And it's going to be twice as bad with twins! LOL!!!!
Enjoy those handsome little manly men! They'll bring a lifetime of joy and happiness to you and your wife! (or to the highest bidder on eBay!)
Oh, and always remember.....Bad = "they get that from my wife"/Good = "Of course they get that from me!"