I know that all of you have done this one time or another. This time, I would like for it to be in a thread, and see how far it can go.

Using computer terms, define them using only 5 words. Then define them again in 5 words, but not related to computers. In your message, you can either do a different word, or one that has already been mentioned.

Ex:

RAM-Programs used immediately by computer
Ram-Dodge name brand of truck

Hard Drive-Storage medium for all computers
Hard drive-Driving vehicle without any suspension

I wanna try this!!

Mouse - A cursor used on computers and laptops
Mouse - An annoying rodent.

Floppy - A 3 in diskette or the drive that reads them.
Floppy - A flimsy or non-erect object.

Driver - Something used to help programs, software, and hardware function.
Driver - One who operates a vehicle. Not to be confused with Miss Daisy.

Monitor - A TV-type screen that displays computer viewing.
Monitor - A person who monitors. Usually the worst job imaginable for a 5th grader.

Keyboard - A typing instrument that is used with computers or laptops.
Keyboard - A musical instrument similar to a piano or organ.

How'd I do so far?

~67~

Not bad, but use EXACTLY 5 words only

mouse-moves pointer on a computer
mouse-rodent that can eat anything

floppy (drive)-ancient technology in modern computers
floppy-can be disappointing with spouse

Driver-hardware directions for computer use
driver-individual in a moving vehicle

monitor-primary computer output display device
monitor-consistantly watching individuals less experienced

keyboards-primary key input for computers
keyboards-each key represents different sounds

This sounds like fun.....Hum.......let me try!

chicken:a farm animal with featheres
chicken:scared to do something (good eatin food)

How was that?

CGM3 - I think the intention here is to use COMPUTER words that can also be used in another capacity as in the samples above. But cute analogies, lol.

folder = Another name for a directory
folder = a place to store papers

How did i do?

Awesome, I'd say....A+

But it's Jason's thread and I didn't score too high so far.
Sorry Jason. I messed that up but great recovery by you. Well done.
This should be fun.

mouse pad = mat computer mouse moves on

mouse pad = '60's nest of unwanted rodents

LOL..i like that one

cable= DVD to motherboard connecting wires
cable= suspension bridge's main material requirement OK?

Now you guys are getting it!!! Using exactly 5 words to define a computer term, then defining it again w/ 5 words, as a non-computer term.

How about this one:

printer-popular output besides the monitor
printer-person who prints professionally full-time

keyboard= human interface device for fingers
keyboard= instrument a rock star plays

case = shell enclosing numerous computer parts

case = box containing 24+ adult beverages...

LOL nice ones everyone!

Tab - Key to substitute mouse usages.
Tab - An awfully disgusting diet soda.

Web - Word representing worldwide internet database.
Web - A spider's annoying artful design.

Jason, are these better?

~67~

port= communications system logical channel endpoint
port= opening in a ship's side

You guys are awesome!!!

Yes, Ms Angel, you are getting it. Very good.

Here are some more:

Windows-Most popular computer operating system
windows-can see outside from inside

Hi Jack This-displays running files on computer
Hi jack this-not my car doors locked

platform= hardware and software technology defined
platform= polical party's declared public appeal

REGISTRY = database storing operating configuration info

REGISTRY = hotel book people avoid signing

• Patch = Something Widows doesn't do well
• Patch = Shoveling black tar in pothole

KERNEL = devices manager computer operating system

KERNEL = edible seed, nut, fruit pit

• Scroll = Moving page up or down
• Scroll = Ancient written form of communication

I sorry! I figured so!

hum.......
desktop:the desks top
desktop:computers main screen?

Not doing very well eh?

MOTHERBOARD = main for CPU, memory, plug-ins

MOTHERBOARD = Moms' refrigerator picture photo display...




[CGM3 + 2 = five, 5, V, fumph, cinco.... as in CGM5...]

Tee-hee ~ Koan

Oooh this is a tricky thread. LOL

Hmm lets try..
video card: displays visuals on a PC
video card: never shop blockbuster without it.

The strain on my brain is giving me fits LMAO

Did I do it right JE?

peripherals:the extras for a PC.
peripherals:what you see beside you...

was that pushing it a bit? LOL

HOST = computer providing info for network

HOST = you're the next party's host!!!

surf - roaming the world wide web
surf - riding the blue water waves

logged - login or online computer traffic
logged - to cut or clear trees

prompt - to work on command, instruct
prompt - to arrive somewhere on time

networking= computers interconnecting wirelessly or cabled
networking= fishing without hook or line

Phishing = false claim scamming private info

Phishing = Phawggs method of networking phish...

firewall= electronic intrusion software or hardware
firewall= barrier built containing fire spreading


naturally I phish for phlounder & luv to phillet 'em before they're phried

Tee hee phawgg... you are so phlipping phunny.



Apple: name brand of a computer.
Apple : A delicious fruit you eat.

Right? Right?

Pandy you got it!!

Great definitions everyone.

Macintosh-very different from Windows computers
Macintosh-apple kind makes mouth water

Spyware-programs running without users knowledge
spyware-clothes worn in covert operations

applications-make computer work for you
applications-pre-employment paperwork for potential employees

fan-rotating inside computer to circulate
fan-individual who admires someone famous

disc-circular object to store data
disc-you have many in back

well, allll-righty then...let's see


motherboard: main component of a computer
motherboard: paddle mom uses on butts


norton: totally worthless anti-viral software
norton: lived next door to cramden

HUB = device connecting other communicating devices

HUB = center radiating spokes or arms

POTS= Plain Old Telephone Service line
POTS= Crock, maybe Iron, containing stew

raptor-very fast rotating hard drive
raptor-dangerous dinosaur in Jurassic Park

wheel-device between buttons on mouse
wheel-main attraction on roulette table

address-what your E-mail consists of
address-where your home is located

sleeve-protection for CDs/DVDs, often paper
sleeve-part of shirt for arm

i tunes= apple's answer to music downloads
i tunes= says guitarist, before playing music

Everyone is soo clever. Wow!!

damgud??? Where can I find one of those MOTHERBOARS. LMAO

Time-out: orepation can'y fine a website.
Time-out: stop clock in sports game.

LOL thanks phawgg for the idea *wink*

protocol= regulating data transmission between computers.
protocol= the etiquette observed by diplomats

JAVA = programming language by Sun Micro

JAVA = caffeine drink keeps us alive

stick= another name for memory card
stick= another option for breaking bones


"sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

PORT = inlet to import export info

PORT = play ground for sailors ashore

jumper-global changes on configurable hardware
jumper-stunt person driving on ramps

ribbon-cable used to transmit data
ribbon-decals paying respects for causes

chip-blocks on board, usually black
chip-thin food made from potatoes

tower-computer case not under monitor
tower-we will never forget-twin

laptop-portable computer, including the screen
laptop-where animals lay and sleep

broadband-no comparison to dial-up speed
broadband-wives get husbands wearing them

Excel-Microsofts name-brand for a spreadsheet
excel-exceeding expectations on a task

cards= additional circuits found on motherboard
cards= found atop a Blackjack table

chips= tightly attached at the motherboard
chips= tossed upon that Blackjack table

Hard drive---computer hardware
Hard drive---auto trip from NYC to SF without stopping

Tab---a key on the board
Tab---what you run up at your local drinking establishment

Shift---another key on the keyboard
Shift---what some women wear

Cheers,
John

SPIDER = search engines robotic scanning program

SPIDER = terrorist to Little Miss Muffet

copy= transfer digitally anything with PC
copy= text body within the page

one of many words borrowed from the terminology of printing & publishing that has, with common PC useage, been permanently altered from it's origins

boot= start PC's two operating systems
boot= heavy duty leather for foot

and additionally...I'll throw that in to boot!!


client= part of client-server software architecture
client= valuable customer to any business

server= program passing messages to client
server= fine restaurant's waiter or waitress

I'd like my Peking Duck served with a carafe of Chef Boyardeaux, slightly chilled with saltines on the side, if you please. Oh, and the macaroni au grat cheese... you can bring that first, shaken not stirred Thank-you

PACKET = Data blocks including routing information

PACKET = coastal/river boat delivering mail

BURN = Copy data to compact disc
BURN = spend to long in sun

CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc
CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc
CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc
CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc
CLONE = duplicate indentical copy of disc

SERVER = dedicated machine for web pages
SERVER = A female with wedding band

DELL = monopolized cost effective computer solutions
DELL = Latin for "pile of sh*t"

CONTROL = Keyboard key for extra functions
CONTROL = A female with wedding band

Chief.

Awesome posts everyone!!!


plug-insert in outlet for power
plug-foam ones prevent hearing loss

properties-additional information about a file
properties-pay these off before retirement

zip-disks phased out by CDs
zip-sound that a zipper makes

Adobe-popular brand of multimedia presentations
adobe-history shows homes with this