His dizzy aunt --------------------------------------Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes -------------------Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store -------Stop n Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia -----------------U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois ------------------------ Chicah Gogh
His magician uncle ---------------------Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------- A mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ---------- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach--------------Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------------------ Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ------------------ Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle ---------------------------Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst ------------------------ E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin ----------------------------Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ----- Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ----------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco ------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van ---------Winnie Bay Gogh

There ya Gogh !

Didn't Horace Greely advise someone to "Gogh west, young man, Gogh west?"

Upon reporting an auto theft to the police, the officer asked the man, where did your van gogh?

Cheers,
John

Vincent (Starry, Starry Night)

Starry starry night,
paint your palette blue and grey
Look out on a summers day
with eyes that know the darkness in my soul
Shadows on the hills
sketch the trees and the daffodills
Catch the breeze and the winter chills
in colors on the snowy linen land

Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen
They did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now

Starry Starry Night,
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze
Swirling clouds in violet haze
reflect in Vincents eyes of china blue.
Colors changing hue.
Morning fields of amber grain,
Weathered faces lined in pain
are soothed beneath the artists loving hand

Now i understand
What you tried to say to me
and how you suffered for your sanity
and how you tried to set them free
They would not listen
They did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now.

For they could not love you,
but still your love was true
and when no hope was left in sight
on that Starry,Starry night
you took your life as lovers often do.
But I could've told you Vincent,
this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you

Starry ,Starry Night,
Portraits hung in empty halls.
Frameless heads on nameless walls,
with eyes that watch the world and cant forget.
Like the strangers that you've met.
The ragged men in ragged clothes.
The silver thorn of bloody rose
lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow

Now I think I know
what you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen.
They're not listening still
perhaps they never will.

OMG That is so funny!

And it's funny that you bring up Van Gogh and "Starry Night", I just loaded it as a desktop wallpaper.

I really enjoyed the poem, Pandy. Thanks!

Well thank you Scarlett. That is actually a song by Don McLean. I should have said so to begin with. lol

Would that "designer delicacy" that comes in a shell, that can be found in your garden, be called S car Gogh, then ??

Be (gastropod) Safe

Da Animal

LOL @ Be Gastropod Safe Animal hehe

Did you find the verse on Goghgle?
John

OMG Funn-AY!!!!! hehehe

I think (hope) this thread is Goghing to take on a life of it's own.....

Be (Impressionist) Safe

Da Animal

Gogh for broke!!!!!!!
Cheers,
John

Do not pass Gogh do not collect $200.

They made a movie about the time Vincent was arrested for smoking his horsehair brushes: it featured the work of two detectives and the movie was called the Gogh's busters.
John

Bahahahahehehehe

Who you gonna call? lol

He tried to smoke his brushes? Egads

I suppose if he were alive today and happened to visit a bar with bad repute, he would see some gogh-gogh girls dancing in cages.
John

Gogh figure. Wonder what he would have thought of this thread. lol

Back during the time he was alive he suffered from epilepsy which was misdiagnosed as mental illness. So one could say he was an original at Goghing crazy, in his own way.

Be (Freud) Safe

Da Animal

Edit: Typo

What's with the sudden Gogh fascination?

Yano, we are all just goghing a little crazy. Wanna gogh along?

Animal always was my favorite Muppet. lol

Well Gogh ahead and giggle lol
I just have always loved Vincent Van Gogh because of his art and I have always had an empathy for the poor man. I LOVE that song by Don McLean.

History tells us that he hurt himself in frustration; ear gogh he was insane.

Sometimes people sure Gogh to extremes, don't they? lol

If Vincent had painted a scene of Jason and the ArGoghnauts, would everybody have been depicted with only one ear?

Be (Auditory) Safe

Da Animal

So I can Gough along? Well hey I got to Gough get something to eat.

Some people might think that as famous as he was, he had a large Egogh; in fact, he was not famous until after his death.

A backbencher in the House of Commons responds with a "Ear! Ear!"

Cheers,
John

I all of this is Goghing a little crazy.

We all like goghing crazy for gogh!

There was a football team composed of struggling young artists; they generally won their games because their punter practiced kicking the ball between the goghposts.
Regards,
John

I got an idea. Who wants to Gogh for ice cream?

I can gogh for some Ice Cream, Pandy! Vanilla with chocolate syrup please.

I got another idea:
Gogh for the moon!

*Pandy goghs to scoop ice cream for Yanowhiz.

Gogh Johnnie Gogh Gogh !! lol

Why don't you all gogh on with your bad selves.

*Adds choclate syrup and goghs for it!

yanowhiz: Guess what?
pandy: What?
yanowhiz: I've got great news!
pandy: What's that?
yanowhiz: I've just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicgogh!© (lol)

I think there should be a sub-forum added to this forum called "Insanity."

LOL Yanowhiz!!!! hehehe

LOL @ Scarlett and our Bad Selves hehehe

Pandy girl, you are goghing to make me

If this keeps up. It is goghing to be a lot of fun. Why dont we all just gogh for broke?

You all crack me up. Good topic for sure Pandy, this ones got to gogh somewhere. Let's see now... Am I coming or goghing?
Thanks for making me laugh, that's a good thing........

LOL Exspider. This topic could be goghing on and for a long time. Kinda like the Engergizer Bunny It keeps goghing and goghing and goghing.....

Way to GoghGang! Oops, he was a different painter!

I just can't stop laughing about this thread. Everyone I talk to I tell thim about this. And they say "Where can I gogh to read this at?"

buttoni

Your punishment:
Do not pass gogh. Do not collect $200.

Scarlett.... tsk...tsk...tsk... thats already been used.

Your punishment:
Gogh directly to jail.

Oh, my bad.

He He... But the jokes on you Yano. For I have a "Get Out Of Jail Free Card"

And I am goghing to use it.
*Scarlett, slaps down her card*

What are you goghing to say about that?

Oh you goght me!

*Grinler Draws "Gogh to Boardwalk." /me buys Boardwalk.

LOL Scarlett! If you wanna gogh for broke I would be glad to gogh with you. Take my hand and lets gogh!

OK Pandy Where are we goghing to start?
Are we goghing to Vegas or Atlantic City?
It don't matter to me where we gogh.

Well I would like to gogh to Vegas. Then I would gogh to Atlantic City. First I need to gogh to the ATM and try my luck there.

And you could go ride GoghCarts and have a blast! Or maybe you might even win that proverbial potful of Goghld in one of the casinos!

I'm goghing to bed here soon.

A pot of goghld!
Now that is something I would gogh ga-ga over.
Now where did that sneaky, little leprechaun gogh?

Me wants me Lucky Chams.

Ohhh, I get better gogh before everyone gets me Lucky Charms.